The Rant. The Politically Incorrect Special Edition.

[Ontarkie 14,225]

Now why would he he's not reading this thread

[SAT 9,609]

Hillbillies like all things shotgun......

[Darnell 8,478]

For starters you need to get in touch with reality. No way am I giving a 1 year old and a 4 year old cattle prods. That would be child endangerment and no where near funny!

Second there is no free lumber around here. None, nobody gives away anything for free here.

Ok, sorry. Deepest Apologies, bow in the dust sort-of-thing.

and you know I wasn't trying to be funny.

I have one a these that I wanna sell......

that's a great duck-hunting weapon. you got any duck-hunting buddies that lust after yer gear ?

[SAT 9,609]

that's a great duck-hunting weapon. you got any duck-hunting buddies that lust after yer gear ?

I don't go duck hunting, too much of a PITA.

The barrel I have is a Browning A5, 12 ga, 2 3/4 inch, not 3 or 3 1/2.

It's made in Belgium.

I dunno what I should be getting for it.

I know at least 400.

I gave the A5 to my distant cousin years ago, he goes duck hunting, this thing has been sitting around.

[Asia 2,498]

Yep, the Danes sure did. I think the problem is not the Danes or the Swedes....

Definitely not the Danes or the Swedes...

And it's gonna be worse.

It's the end of the Europe as we know it, I'm afraid.

[SAT 9,609]

Here's an incredibly cool, and rare pic of me pheasant hunting.....

I use a Remington.

[SAT 9,609]

here's another pic of me being cool.....

But I kinda felt like a hillbilly.....

Edited February 16, 2016 by SAT

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Definitely not the Danes or the Swedes...

And it's gonna be worse.

It's the end of the Europe as we know it, I'm afraid.

It is a real shame and is kind of like watching cultures die out.

Here's an incredibly cool, and rare pic of me pheasant hunting.....

I use a Remington.

It does look cool out. I assume that is why you are wearing a coat.

[SAT 9,609]

It is a real shame and is kind of like watching cultures die out.

It does look cool out. I assume that is why you are wearing a coat.

1- See what you get for being a tree hugging lib?

2- You wish Dutch was that cool.....

[TBoneTX 45,299]

Oh man that sucks! How on earth does one pull off the handle?? Did they try to get in and said well we can't get in so now you can't either and pull it off!?!

He tried to get in the driver's side, too, D ma'am. Probably used a crowbar, sort of thing in a ghettomobile man.

1. Numb nut. It was probably an attempted larceny. Duh!

2. A real man knows how to fix that door handle with a OEM part from Ebay.

1. Probably retribution for what he considered to be parking too close, micrometer measurements man. However, every billibeter of the T-B.-mobile was within the lines of its own space, technically man.

2. A real man hires people to do such for him, after negotiating Cheap Gringo rates, see man.

1. Why do they insist on sitting next to each other but then complain!!

2. Now Tornado is in the bathroom still screaming and complaining because she was made to move.

Many. That child needs anger management I tel ya!

1. It's in their little job descriptions, D ma'am.

2. It's in her little job description, D ma'am.

Many. She's practicing early to be a proficient wife, precocious wee ma'am.

My older one goes to play with the Turtle, then turle clocks her, and she starts crying, Sissy.....

It's in her sensitive little job description, wee ma'am.

I have a friend who can get you a good deal on one.

He's already one of our subcontractors, market cornered man.

[SAT 9,609]

oh, here comes Toilet Tark, lemme go have some lunch.....

[TBoneTX 45,299]

Mornings are not the Tornado's time of day

Any day that begins before noon o'clock -- oj nie, before 1, 2, or even Many p.m. -- should be declared illegal and be canceled, need zzz man.

Tomorrow older daughter goes for her MRI. I don't like the idea of waiting till the Manyth for the results.

Moderate Renal Insufficiency, D ma'am? And it's already Feb. Many'th, relax D ma'am.

My ex had a problem with her eyes to. She was always rolling them at me. Medicine didn't work but the divorce did.

It's in their ex-job descriptions, go away permanently ma'am.

Tark's wife [...] no can focus, can't see what Tark looks like.

About the only thing that Mrs. T-B. can somehow remember is that she's married to us, ADD-otherwise she man, which precludes regular caucuses with the rubias and financial relief from the Rojo, double-sigh man.

It's Many:Many. Her appt is for Many:Many.

And your problem with your wife is, huh man?

Tark sees floating things in his showroom...

The scientists in our laboratory...

1. I was at the varicose place.

2. No one ever taught Tiff the importance of punctuality.

Many. Tardiness, is a nasty habit that annoys the #### out of other people.

1. To what was it varicose, man: a shopping center, or fast-food eatery, or what, man?

2. Or much else, it seems, sigh man...

Many. This is why people are angry at the dead -- because they're forever late, see man.

Edited February 16, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,299]

Not that it isn't humanely possible

Is it inhumanely possible, huh ma'am?

1. Man.....cold, wind, snow, rain, more wind.....all in the last Many days....

2. Except the one's I've been getting the prego female. She eats whatever you put IFO her.......

1. Many degrees F. again today & forecast all week, Texas Many Nueva York zero man.

2. Baiting Ontarklar, si man! Reported!!!

there is no free lumber around here. None, nobody gives away anything for free here.

Go tear down the neighbor's outhouses after dark, see D ma'am.

[Asia 2,498]

here's another pic of me being cool.....

But I kinda felt like a hillbilly.....

That's not you being cool. That's you poisoning yourself

[Asia 2,498]

It is a real shame and is kind of like watching cultures die out.

And it's even more shame that Europe had let that happen. And still is letting that happen...