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SAT Grand Master

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Tell us your gripes, fears, hopes. (And we'll quickly put you down).

All are welcome.....chew the fat here.

A brief history of this thread, it started off as a place for VJers to rant, vent, talk. It has evolved into an everyday friendly conversation.

THE RULES of the thread, from the undersigned.

1- We like each other here. So don't be an ###.

2- No Facebook links.

C- This thread is not for debates, not for fighting. C2-This is a conversation. Keep it light-hearted.

D- If you see antagonists, just put them on ignore.

10- If you think that your stinkiness don't stink, please stay out.

G- Not everyone on the planet is going to agree with you, so don't push issues.

19- Please don't push your political and religious beliefs here.

20- If you don't like the people here, please don't post here. VJ is full of other threads.

21- And last, please don't post anything that'll link anything to your identity. We've had problems in the ancestral threads.

And a new note, don't take anything personal. 90% of the stuff said here is just jive. (In the case of T Bone, it's 100% jive).

S&T

PS, we're not too good with math..

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I had good timing :)

Yes math is evil!

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  On 2/2/2016 at 6:34 PM, SAT said:

PS, we're not too good with math..

P-math, precisely. The complex numerical system is: 1, 2, Many, Many, Many...

For the uninitiated, the above was invented in the year 1Many2Many by the illustrious Polish mathematician Andrzej Matyas Mateusz Luboslaw Garcia-Sanchez Wykrzykowska, PhDuh, in the city of Kryzykcyzyzkolsvaw (in one of its chief suburbs, actually, but kept simple for memory purposes). As stated, the system is complex; however, it is flexible and useful, oj tak*.

*Oj tak = si, man (in Polish, si man)

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

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  On 2/2/2016 at 6:46 PM, SAT said:

How long before Darklar gets thread banned here forever?

:D

ooooh - lets find out together, aye? :D

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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SAT Grand Master

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I should revise the thread name to include the word "insensitive" somewhere....

Btw, the Dow is down 300. We're all broke again. Hold off on the new Benz. Go do like Tark. Buy a 97 Pontiac azteca...

  On 2/2/2016 at 6:57 PM, Darnell said:

ooooh - lets find out together, aye? :D

Happy ground hog day. Now go back to where you came from...

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  On 2/2/2016 at 6:55 PM, SAT said:

You illegal immigrant...

Go back to where you came from and learn math!

I sad. 40 percent of them posts are the reposting of numbers with P-math applied, and you not ban it, back in post #1 .

  On 2/2/2016 at 6:59 PM, SAT said:

Happy ground hog day. Now go back to where you came from...

Oh. Noted !

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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  On 2/2/2016 at 6:59 PM, SAT said:

the Dow is down Many. Buy a Many Pontiac azteca...

What was just explained above, :bonk: man?

  On 2/2/2016 at 7:00 PM, Darnell said:

I sad. Many percent of them posts are the reposting of numbers with P-math applied, and you not ban it, back in post #1.

That percentage of transgressions is either forgivable or unforgivable, si or no man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

SAT Grand Master

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  On 2/2/2016 at 7:00 PM, Darnell said:

I sad. 40 percent of them posts are the reposting of numbers with P-math applied, and you not ban it, back in post #1 .

Oh. Noted !

1- well, you kinda can't fault a guy for being naturally boring, and can't help it, no matter how much therapy he has went thru, and how many women left his stupid azz, and how many times he got fired, and how many things he failed at, and how many people ignore him... Edited by SAT
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  On 2/2/2016 at 6:59 PM, SAT said:

Happy ground hog day.

In honor thereof, see and ingest man: http://gosouthamerica.about.com/od/cuisine/a/cuy.htm

  On 2/2/2016 at 7:03 PM, SAT said:

1- well, you kinda can't fault a guy for being naturally boring, and can't help it, no matter how much therapy he has went thru, and how many women left his stupid azz, and how many times he got fired, and how many things he failed at, and how many people ignore him...

Sorry to hear your life story even in encapsulated version, sigh man.

  On 2/2/2016 at 6:59 PM, SAT said:

I should revise the thread name to include the word "insensitive" somewhere....

Some of us can do magical things, request man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Darnell Grand Master

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  On 2/2/2016 at 7:03 PM, SAT said:

1- well, you kinda can't fault a guy for being naturally boring, and can't help it, no matter how much therapy he has went thru, and how many women left his stupid azz, and how many times he got fired, and how many things he failed at, and how many people ignore him...

Noted - but 40 percent over 2 years? That's a pattern, and there's a section in the ToS about it.

  On 2/2/2016 at 7:02 PM, TBoneTX said:

What was just explained above, :bonk: man?

That percentage of transgressions is either forgivable or unforgivable, si or no man.

Yo - shoot me a PM today - Thanks in advance !

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

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SAT Grand Master

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  On 2/2/2016 at 7:07 PM, TBoneTX said:

In honor thereof, see and ingest man: http://gosouthamerica.about.com/od/cuisine/a/cuy.htm

Man how many times are you gonna post this...

  On 2/2/2016 at 7:09 PM, Darnell said:

Noted - but 40 percent over 2 years? That's a pattern, and there's a section in the ToS about it.

Man cut that out...

Now I'm going to get some coffee. You 2 numb nuts be nice...

 
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