Thrilling Monday report, see man:
Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man.
Attempted Siesta #1 but too caffeinated, we man.
Breakfast was several tablespoonsful of Costco potato salad, still edible and ingest we man.
Went to Urgent Care within an hour before noon, avoid morning rush we man.
We still had to wait over one hour + half an hour in the lobby, wait we man.
Then we had to wait about an hour in the exam room, wait we man.
But it's always worth seeing UC doc, wonderful she man.
She is so different from our regular doc, listens and open-minded man.
In short, she shot us up in Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- places, heavenly man.
She shot up one butt-cheek with steroid, shoot we man she man man.
She shot up the other butt-cheek with half the kill-painer, half-shoot we man she man man.
She shot our actual trigger point with the other half of the kill-painer, half-shoot we man she man man.
She did say that she couldn't guarantee that the last would help, forthright she man man.
However, we think that it did, si so far man.
We were able to walk normally all day thereafter, bless modern medicine man.
Only restriction was no drink-beering for several hours, might spring leak from injection holes man.
By now, it was half-past 2 p.m., another all-day UC experience man.
Went straight to Mama T-B., pester senior she man we man man.
Lunch was half of a ham-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man.
Did a couple of things, got somewhat yelled at man.
Mama T-B. wants all numbers, balances, phones, & log-ins for her many accounts, but understandable man.
After hourlong visit, went to nearby Aldi to grocery for Uncle T-B., needy senior he man man.
Got most of the stuff for $Many, deal man.
Went to legacy supermarket for the few remaining items, which cost almost $Many, ridiculous man.
Uncle T-B. grateful, grateful senior he man man.
We told him that we had to blow in & out, desperately behind time we man.
He kept thinking of other little stuff to ask us, man.
And why do old people always keep their casas at Many,000,000 degrees Kelvin, huh man?
Mini-B. was already at the casa, de-skoolbused wee man man.
We texted him of our imminent arrival, si man.
He lobbied for carry-out din-din, out of our way and heavy traffic man.
When we arrived, we discovered that he had indeed fed miu, job for rest of week man.
Din-din was shepherd's pie from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man.
Dessert was cheaps + Costco salsa, ingest Two Guys man.
Movie night was 2 YouTube videos about basketball statistics, actually rather interesting man.
Two bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.
This week is hosed, so no popcorn quota shall be enforced, OK man.
Skool opened "parent verification" for Mini-B.'s next-year skool course choices, response solicited man.
They gave Mini-B. everything we'd requested except for one unacceptable substitution, forget it man.
We had to submit a change form, OK man.
This form was the most ilitrit thing we'd ever read, "Type choosen course and than pick alternate" man.
We wrote skool counselor with offer to help with it, ghastly man.
No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.
Must visit Mama T-B. with account poop, "don't you DARE text or e-mail it man" man.
(We'll probably have done it wrong and will be ordered to return to casa to redo it, then return man.)
Must do everything else pre-trip, unsure we'll remember everything or have time man.
And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.