TBoneTX

The world is fair, sometimes.

These thugs are irredeemable and have zero value to society, bringing to mind the germane Texas saying: "Outlaws and martyrs are greatly improved by death."

Lock him up!

Pocahontas Warren, D-Mass!

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man: Lunch was the remaining Many (2+2+1) beef taquitos that we found in our freezer, ingest we man. Surprisingly not-unhealthy ingredients, astonished we man. Went to hardware store, go we man. Went to mall to get watch battery changed, done and expensive man. Tried fruitlessly for walk-in optometric refraction exam, come back or call later man. Went to Costco for Many (2+2) items, place absolutely mobbed on Thursday at noon man. Attempted siesta thereafter, unsuccessful man. A Many-year-old chica is corresponding with us, not a rubia man. Film at Many o'clock, stay tuned man. Din-din was an entire Costco sausage-&-beef lasagna, purchased today and ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. got full in a hurry, so we had the rest of his plus rest of the tray, ingest and sluggish we man. Mini-B. spent most of evening doing V.R., engaged wee man man. We corresponded further with chica, not a rubia man. We have itineraried 2 GSs and an ES for Friday, light pickins man. We shall duly report nevertheless, dutiful we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters CAMBRIDGE, MA — A team of high-level researchers expanded its working hours this week to intensify efforts to finish an important project before the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) cuts its funding, as the scientists worked feverishly to complete a study on the effects of giving meth to jetpack-wearing hamsters. The specialized group of scientists and engineers were reportedly working around the clock in hopes of compiling conclusive data on how hamsters that were fitted with custom-designed tiny jetpacks reacted when given powerful doses of methamphetamine before Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy's DOGE could significantly cut the study's federal funding or eliminate the project altogether. "The work we're doing is of the utmost importance," said Professor Burtrom Hemphill, lead scientist for the Hamster Jet Propulsion Laboratory at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/before-doge-cuts-funding-scientists-work-feverishly-to-compete-study-on-the-effects-of-giving-meth-to-jetpack-wearing-hamsters

Biden DOJ Quietly Dismisses Case Against Two Jordanians Who Tried to Infiltrate Marine Corps Base In May, two Jordanian nationals tried to infiltrate Quantico Marine Corps Base under the guise of being Amazon delivery workers. Base security found the pair suspicious, and when pressed for identification, the two men, Hasan Y. Hamdan and Mohammad K. Dabous attempted to gain access to the facility. They were stopped and apprehended, shedding light on not just how many times American military bases face infiltration from non-citizens on a weekly basis but whether this was a test run for a terror attack. We'll never know because the case was dismissed [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/11/20/biden-doj-quietly-dismisses-case-against-two-jordanians-who-tried-to-infiltrate-marine-corps-base-n2648058

From this, it's unclear who I'd pick... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump Takes His Time With Secret Service Director Choice [...] Now that Trump has won, and Secret Service employees expect the incoming president to choose new leaders, agents and officers are deeply divided on who is the best candidate to thoroughly overhaul the agency. The top reform many seek is to allow the Secret Service leaders to jettison DEI priorities and return to making hiring decisions instead of delegating recruiting and vetting to administrative personnel unfamiliar with the rigors of the protective assignments. The top two names circulating among current and retired Secret Service agents and officers are [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/11/20/trump_takes_his_time_with_secret_service_director_choice_151979.html

Why they're terrified of Trump's cabinet picks [...] Trump's critics predictably used his cabinet picks to give an 'I told you so' lecture to Americans who, in their view, were stupid enough to vote for this supposedly wicked man. [...] https://www.spiked-online.com/2024/11/19/why-theyre-terrified-of-trumps-cabinet-picks/

This has been reported, too. Will try to find links.

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: We are at a body weight that we never conceived that we could return to, shadow-of-former-self we man. After about Many (2x2x2) more pounds, we're afraid that we'll keep losing even if unwanted, sigh man. Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. A major siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Upon de-skooling Mini-B., our suspicion of a slow-leaking tyre grew to alarm, alarmed we man. Tried to add air ourself, cheap worthless ineffective home-use product man. Usual repair place couldn't take us, too jammed man. Called Firestone, agree they man if we hurried man. Visible nail pulled from tyre, confirm-suspicioned we man. We were there for just over an hour, Mini-B. starving at casa man. Shop treated tyre thoroughly, rebalancing + more, and evened out air in all Many (2+2) tyres, nice man. It was almost worth the $Many that we paid, oh well man. Mini-B. had consumed a pack of Oreos but was still ravenous, ingest not enough wee man man. We promptly prepared Costco bacon + loaded potato halves, ingest with gusto Two Guys man. Rarely has a Two Guys din-din been so satisfying, agree Two Guys man. Movie night was Paul Blart, Mall Cop, excellent man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This already quotas* our week, Many (2x2x2 +2+1) bowls ingested Two Guys man. *cool new verb invented by us just now, clever we man Mini-B. got embedded almost on time, second consecutive night too tired to teethbrush wee man man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

Gentle-but-important correction: your I-129F petition was sent. The K-1 visa application comes at the consular phase later.

About time somebody fought back.

Here's How 14 Different News Outlets Are Covering The 'Trump Dance' Craze It's everywhere — Donald Trump's trademark fist-pumping dance has officially gone viral. From Political rallies and social media to NFL stadiums and the UFC Octagon, there's no escaping pop culture's latest trend. Here's how 14 top news organizations have covered the Trump dance craze that's sweeping the nation: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/heres-how-14-different-news-outlets-are-covering-the-trump-dance-craze

Trump To Round Up Illegals With Taco Trap WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stealth move aimed at rounding up as many illegal immigrants as possible, President-Elect Donald Trump was reportedly finalizing plans to set up taco traps around the D.C. area. As part of his hardline stance against illegal immigration, Trump commissioned an expert team of engineers to devise state-of-the-art migrant traps consisting of [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-round-up-illegals-with-taco-trap