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Would-Be Trump Assassin Sentenced to Life in Prison Ryan W. Routh, the deranged activist who tried to assassinate Donald Trump during the 2024 election cycle, received a sentence of life in prison on Wednesday. The Tampa Free Press reported that U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon handed down the sentence for Routh today, in the same courtroom where he received his guilty verdict five months ago. At the time of the guilty verdict, Routh reportedly tried to stab himself in the neck with a pen. [...] https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2026/02/04/would-be-trump-assassin-sentenced-to-life-in-prison-n4949106

Need to name this guy Napoleon Blownaparte. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Man, 24, sparks evacuation at French hospital after doctors find 8ins-long live WW1 artillery shell in his rectum A man sparked an evacuation at a French hospital after doctors discovered an eight-inch-long live World War I artillery shell in his rectum. The unnamed 24-year-old rushed to the Rangueil Accident and Emergency unit in Toulouse, in the south-west of the country, late on Saturday night. 'He was in a state of extreme discomfort, having inserted a large object up his rectum,' said an investigating source. 'Emergency surgery was carried out, and the object was found to be an artillery shell dating back to the First World War. 'Worse still, it had not exploded, and so bomb disposal experts had to be called to diffuse the shell, with the fire brigade standing by.' Staff and patients were evacuated from Rangueil Hospital, and [...] https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15519391/Man-24-sparks-evacuation-French-hospital-doctors-8ins-long-live-WW1-artillery-shell-rectum.html

You're welcome. Others will be along to help further and to refine my answers as needed. Ah! Excellent. No I-751 needed.

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: No word from skoolbus stoopervisor or DiRectum of Transpurtayshun, man. Miu normal-level quiescence, but night is young man. Arose early to prep to take Uncle T-B. to doctor, routine fizzicle exam man. Uncle T-B. was lost in space, Many years old senior he man man. Got to see Nooser Practitioner, very good she man man. Uncle T-B.'s blood labs are those of a Many-year-old ([2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2]-year-old), phenomenal man. He lost another Manyzen pounds, unsure how but not a health concern man. His A1c went from Many.Many to Many.0, amazing and no longer on diabetic red line man. We will try to get him to a vascular specialist, chronic lymphadema/cellulitis man. Uncle T-B. took us to lunch, our choice man. Went to Olive Garden, lunch specials F$WM. We had bean soup* and chicken parm, ingest we man. *waiter offered us a second bowl, so ingest tubowls we man Uncle T-B. had Many-cheese ([2+2+1]-cheese) ravioli, ingest most he man. We finished his last 2 raviolis, ingest we man. This was breakfast/lunch/din-din, over-ingest we man. We just weighed ourself, and we are fully Many (2x2x2 +1) pounds worse than last week, man. We are going to have to do something serious, NO out-ingesting and NO mindless snacking man. Walgreens filled 2 Rx's during this time, drop Uncle T-B. at casa then retrieve then return we man. Idiots began refilling ALL his Rx's, not necessary NOW because mere reauthorizations for later man. We then spent an hour installing Adguard on Uncle T-B.'s computer, infested with pop-ups man. He also had nearly a Many,000 spam e-mails and almost that many in Trash, delete all we man. During all this, Mama T-B. was aysheep because she thought her phones weren't ringing right, man. Returned to casa for a siesta, much-needed zzz man. Mini-B. quietly crept in & out of the casa during this, considerate wee man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. visited Mama T-B. to nail-clip and out-straighten her phone, successful and unsuccessful respectively man. Mama T-B. called us in evening to discuss this at length and nag us about her taxes, what did she think we were trying to do when she called to interrupt man. We got most of Uncle T-B.'s taxes uploaded for CPA, one piece remaining man. As ever, we have one CPA per month to handle each month of POTS sales activity, $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man. We predict that, once again, our net income from POTS sales will be $Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. On Thursday, we must itinerary the weekend's GSs/ESs, itinerary we man. We should also visit Costco Business Center, items needed man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

Alternative phrasing, see SR ma'am: -- a year or longer, si ma'am -- Many (2x2x2 +2+2) months or longer, si ma'am -- one Manyzen months or longer, si ma'am See how flexible P-Math is, see and si and agree SR ma'am? Two cardinal rules, see and si SR ma'am: -- upvote all of our posts reflexively, ma'am -- buy a POTS* for each room in your casa**, si ma'am *see first page of thread, see ma'am **at a handsome 0.000001% discount off full retail, see and si and whee SR ma'am

Lies travel around the world before the truth puts on its pants.

It should. If you don't have wills, powers of attorney, and other estate documents, these are excellent evidence -- and even more valuable to have in "life." This. Unsure of what your form is; others can comment. There's your answer. Optional. However, a question: Your timeline doesn't show I-751 information. If yours hasn't been approved, and your N-400 application "forces" adjudication of the I-751, then your wife would have to attend the combination interview. Not as such. You'll be scheduled for your Oath sometime later. After you have your Oath ceremony, you can apply for a passport at the posted fees. Get a passport book with extra pages (no extra cost). If you travel by land to Mexico or Canada, also get a passport card (see posted fee). Update your citizenship status with Social Security, state of residence, et al.

It should have been ALL of them.

You're about to lose sleep over this for little reason. Hand your erratum sheet to the officer, first thing. Situation solved.

Our jokes are really effective (see above)! Accordingly, here's our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ================================== PUNNY THOUGHTS I saw a theft at an Apple store, so that makes me an iWitness. I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me! To the person who stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word! To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts. To the person who stole my place in line: I'm after you now! To the person who stole my limbo stick: That was a new low. To the person who stole my dictionary: I have no words. To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you. To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now. To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I hope you can't sleep at night. To the person who stole my power steering: I just can't handle it.

Nigel Farage says 'It's time I was in charge' as Tory defections to Reform UK mount Every year, Nigel Farage claims his populist movement is about to destroy the Conservative Party and remake British politics. The thing is, he might be right this time. "This is the biggest set of elections between now and the next general election, and it could be a very, very pivotal moment," Farage told the Washington Examiner in an exclusive interview, referring to upcoming local elections. Farage, the architect of Brexit turned leader of Reform U.K., has seen his support surge while Prime Minister Keir Starmer and his Labour Party suffer historically unprecedented levels of disapproval. Meanwhile, the usual benefactors of Labour's demise, the Conservative Party, are being picked off one by one by Reform as it looks to supplant them as the true party of the British right. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/world/4438744/nigel-farage-in-charge-tory-defections-reform-mount/

The World's Deadliest Wild Cat Is the Size of a Kitten and Equally Adorable If you were a gerbil or a small bird in the deserts of southern Africa, you'd likely spend your nocturnal hours fearing the African black-footed cat — or the Felis nigripes, if we're being technical — a vicious killer with night vision and incredible hearing abilities, capable of targeting its prey with exceptional accuracy. But as a human, you'd be forgiven for wanting to snuggle up to this miniature menace (after all, people aren't on its menu). It turns out that the world's deadliest cat might also be in the running for the cutest, with its tiny stature, round face, and curious eyes. Make no mistake, though: Despite weighing between just 2 and 6 pounds (less than most housecats), this is no passive pussycat. [...] https://nicenews.com/environment/world-deadliest-wild-cat-size-kitten/

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Country-specific thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the Mexico/Latin/South America regional forum.

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ] Let us know when it happens, and give us a full report! Your gracious words and sincere appreciation will make all contributors here feel good, and you give hope to everyone who's still waiting.