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  1. UK Authorities Issue Stern Warning To British People To Stop Being Stabbed By Muslims LONDON — In the wake of yet another deadly stabbing of a British citizen at the hands of a migrant, authorities in the United Kingdom issued a stern warning to all native residents to stop being stabbed to death by Muslims. The latest horrific incident was just the most recent in an ongoing pattern of violence perpetrated by Muslim migrants, leading the British government to warn the public of dire consequences if they refuse to stop being stabbed by foreign invaders. "All these people being stabbed need to knock it off," said London's Metropolitan Police Service spokesman Basil Hetherington. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-authorities-issue-stern-warning-to-british-people-to-stop-being-stabbed-by-muslims
  2. Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife's Pictures Of The Kids OVERLAND PARK, KS — The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study indicating that 90% of data centers are just storage for your wife's pictures of the kids. Though many people mistakenly assumed that the massive facilities being built throughout the country were processing complex data, the study confirmed that the data centers were actually pulling huge amounts of electricity just to preserve 47 nearly identical photos of your toddler eating a piece of cantaloupe in July 2021. "People worry about the environmental impact of these facilities," lead researcher, Dr. Doug Miller, said. "But we now know [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/study-reveals-90-of-data-centers-just-storing-your-wifes-pictures-of-the-kids
  3. White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the nation facing its highest gas prices in years, the Trump administration assured Americans that it is but a small price to pay for accomplishing nothing in Iran. Though thousands of Americans have been forced to take out reverse mortgages to fill their cars with gas, White House officials insisted that citizens must be prepared to make sacrifices in order to achieve zero strategic objectives. "We understand that people are experiencing real pain at the pump — but losing half of your discretionary income is a small cost for us to achieve nothing in Iran," the White House said in a statement. "When you look at the price of gas, remember this is the price you pay to [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-insists-high-gas-prices-are-small-price-to-pay-for-accomplishing-nothing-in-iran
  4. Thrilling Thursday report, see man: New HSM yielded surprisingly good zzz and painlessness, hope not an anomaly we man. Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man. Miu needy, demanding, and vague about satisfiers all day, needy demanding vague miu man. Breakfast for us was toast, ingest we man. Promptly retired for siesta, zzz and lounge till nearly noon we man. Did not leave the casa all day, ensconced we man. Din-din was nuked On-Cor hamburger steaks + canned green beans + r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man. Dessert was half a sugar-free cherry pie, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was Hondo, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to an even Manyzen, weekly quota achieved/exceeded man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We have itineraried Many (2+2) highly proximal ESs for Friday, itinerary we man. One is a repeat of last week, who knows if will still be a dud man. No other plans for Friday, no plan we man man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.
  5. Every step is a gain. Keep the faith.
  6. And probably few, if any, in Liberal Arts courses of study.
  7. This is arguably the biggest killer. Sadly so. Decades ago, it used to be possible for the husband alone to work and provide. Today, an overlooked factor is that school hours and work hours need to align better if wives are to have kids and daycare expense is to be minimized.
  8. It must be mailed in physically.
  9. Observations, see man: 1. We are highly self-thankful for having mow-lawned one week ago, constant monsooning man. 2. Miu wants more attention than we can give her, si man: -- brushed miu twice, soft/fluffy miu man -- early serving of miu-treats/dry food, another being jockeyed for right now man -- much play, little of which seems to satisfy miu man -- miu constantly tries to sit on our keyboard, omnipresent miu man -- keeps miuing in "miu," please talk "People" so Daddy can out-figure what you want miu man
  10. They are probably remarkable purely for this. Did you get any sense of what's being done that's most effective, or "least ineffective"?
  11. Money-laundering, and perhaps cover for espionage. Allegedly, every Chinese college student in a STEM field here is tasked with returning intel to the CCCP.
  12. Either her remorse came too late, or it's crocodile tears.
  13. Yee-HAAAAA! [That's Texan for "Congratulations!"] You're nearly a Colonist now.
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