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Average IQ In Congress Expected To Rise Significantly After MTG Resigns WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene announcing her resignation in January, the average IQ in Congress is expected to rise about 7,000 points. Though the new average will be in the low 40s, the score will be substantially higher than the current mark of -6,940. "It's a big step up," explained Congressional aide Tim Buckley. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/average-iq-in-congress-expected-to-rise-7000-points-after-mtg-resigns

Can you relate? ------- Mom Continues Longstanding Tradition Of Making Cranberry Sauce For No One LANSING, MI — Local mom Janet Fields has continued her decades-long tradition of making cranberry sauce for no one to eat. Despite no one remotely considering touching the cranberry dish for the past thirty years of Thanksgiving dinner, Fields remains undeterred. "Ope! Can't forget the cranberry sauce," said Fields as she began the feast preparations. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/mom-continues-longstanding-tradition-of-making-cranberry-sauce-for-no-one

:lol:, man Taco Bell Worker Not Impressed By Customer's Excellent Spanish Pronunciation Of 'Chalupa' GRAND RAPIDS, MI — Local Taco Bell worker Austin Meyers remained unimpressed by a customer's excellent Spanish accent when pronouncing the word ‘chalupa.' Jake Gibson, a frequent Taco Bell customer, arrived this afternoon and proudly stepped up to the counter to put some of his Spanish practice to good use. "Let's see… I mean, let's sí," he said humorously [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/taco-bell-worker-not-impressed-by-customers-excellent-spanish-pronunciation-of-chalupa

The East Wing?

Links, please?

Comments on this? And should the offending Somalis be deported? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's Not "Racist" to Notice Somali Fraud Last week, my colleague Ryan Thorpe and I broke a story about widespread fraud committed by Somalis in Minnesota. Members of the state's Somali community allegedly participated in complex schemes related to autism services, food programs, and housing, which prosecutors estimate have stolen billions of taxpayer dollars. Even worse, some of the cash has ended up in the hands of Al-Shabaab, a terrorist organization in Somalia. The story quickly reached the White House. Within days, President Trump announced that he was revoking the Temporary Protected Status (TPS) for all Somali migrants in Minnesota. Progressives have suggested that our reporting and the subsequent policy change were "racist." While many of those indicted in these schemes are Somali, these critics argue, the federal government should not hold Minnesota's Somali community corporately responsible for the actions of individuals. This criticism is superficially appealing, but it isn't persuasive on closer inspection. [...] https://www.city-journal.org/article/fraud-minnesota-somali-immigration-debate?skip=1

Post yours here. Dollar General, open Thanksgiving Day, has some 3-day specials that I might investigate in-store.

Done, presuming an adequate, uh, campaign donation.

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Rather busy, si man. Shoulder wasn't super-bad overnight, awake only a little before alarm we man. We prepped for what we envisioned as a low-stress day with time for long-put-off projects, si man. Of course, Mama T-B. called with half-a-Manyzen items, semi-aysheep senior she man man. There went our morning and our day, sigh man. We did accomplish almost all of the more crucial items, at least there was that man. From Mama T-B., we went to Walmart for eye exam, see man. Rx hadn't changed much but doc told us to get deeper lenses, ours not sufficient for Rx components man. So this explains why we haven't been able to see out of more than half an eye all year, tell us first man. We did get to visit ultra-foxy-but-married Indian opticianette, oh our God what a fox she man man. She helped us find frames to accommodate our Rx, appreciative we man. Frames were designer but quite cheap, F$WM. Lenses, however, cost $Many00 -- si man, $Many00 -- man. Afterward, we went into store, not as bananas with shoppers as we'd expected man. We found 2 Italian Hero deli subs on last-fresh-day markdown, purchase F$WM. Back at casa, serviced insistent miu, service miu we man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at half-past Many [2+2] p.m.) was one of the Walmart subs*, ingest we man. *bought as stated within the hour, F$WM A siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Shoulder awoke us, but toward siesta's end, acceptable man. At Many (2x2x2) p.m., we decided to grocery for our sports drinks, running low we man. Supermarket was a madhouse, people doing full shopping only then man. Why wait so late, and why not do it in stages over a couple or Many days, huh man? Fortunately, our experience wasn't so bad, no man. We found all the necessary Manyzen Powerade Zero grape, find we man. Store had coupons for "buy 2 Gatorade, get Many'rd free," note we man. We got Many (2+2+2) Gatorade Zero grape, all that were there man. We even stood on a nearby ladder to get them all, determined and financially savvy we man. Mini-B. confirmed receipt of package of Many tinsel balls for mini-miu, grateful wee man man. In short, we accomplished all but what we'd envisioned, one door closes another opens man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s Thanksgiving lunch is half an hour before noon, host ex-she man we man man. After that, we envision a tryptophan coma, zzz we man. However, Dollar General has several items on special, open Thanksgiving man. Stay tuned on edge of seat for gripping, thrilling updates, si and ** man. **shaddap Bro G or anyone else man We must also itinerary any GSs/ESs, thin weekend therefor man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

Over there, he's probably a moderate or even a screaming conservative, si man. Everything is, uh, relative, si and man.

Went to supermarket on a completely discretionary trip. Needed to restock supply of sports drinks. The time was 8:30 Wednesday night. The parking lot was a madhouse, but, like Kojak, I got a primo space. Fortunately, the store had a lot of checkers, so the wait was normal. A whole lot of folks seemed to be doing full, last-minute shopping at that hour. 😕 Anyone ever hear of preparation, or at least shopping in stages?

Soon, a dethroned prince will ask for aid to reclaim his status.

Thread is moved from General Immigration Discussion to the Current Events forum and is merged with an ongoing thread on this topic.

Wonderful! Thanks for relating your experience and giving your advice -- it will help others. You have special reason to feel thankful during this Thanksgiving season.

You have extra reason to be thankful during this Thanksgiving season. Applause!