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How To Commit Democratic Party Suicide
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Too Far? Gerrymandered Virginia Congressional Map Includes California RICHMOND, VA — The political landscape in the Commonwealth was set to change drastically moving forward, as the new gerrymandered congressional map of Virginia was revealed to include the entire state of California. The ballot measure was expected to shift the balance of power dramatically in favor of the Democratic Party, as the heavily liberal state of California would now be added to Virginia's newly redrawn map. "Some might say it's overkill, but we'll take it," said Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger. "Our new congressional map proves [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/too-far-gerrymandered-virginia-congressional-map-includes-california -
After Losing SPLC Funding, KKK Forced To Buy Robes Off Temu MONTGOMERY, AL — Following their sudden loss of funding from the Southern Poverty Law Center, members of Ku Klux Klan were reportedly forced purchase their iconic pointy white robes on the discount website Temu. With several federal fraud charges being filed against the SPLC for supporting the KKK and similar organizations, racist hate groups across the country expressed concern over their finances going forward. "Bad news, boys. The SPLC money is all dried up," said KKK member Stockton Holmgren. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/after-losing-splc-funding-kkk-forced-to-buy-robes-off-temu
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Weird, But OK: Woman Carries Child For 9 Months Just To Name Him 'Walter' KINGMAN, AZ — According to witness accounts, a local woman carried her unborn child to a full 9 months, enduring considerable hardship in the process, only to name him "Walter." Elizabeth Sullivan reportedly endured several months of severe morning sickness and medical complications ahead of a prolonged 73-hour period of back labor, only to stun family and friends by naming him "Walter." "This was the hardest pregnancy of my life, but it's all worth it to name him this," she said in what doctors at first assumed was a postpartum episode. Staff at Kingman Regional Medical Center reportedly tried to intervene, but were unable to dissuade the new mother from naming her baby Walter. "We had three different doctors go in and consult with her, but [...] Continues: https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-but-ok-woman-carries-child-for-9-months-just-to-name-him-walter
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Army Soldier Charged With Using Classified Intel on Maduro Raid to Win $409K on Prediction Market
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Ayatollah Agrees To Surrender But Only If JD Vance Wears This Cute Sailor Outfit ISLAMABAD — In a stunning breakthrough in the ongoing peace negotiations, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei agreed to a full surrender on the condition that Vice President JD Vance dresses up in "a very cute sailor outfit, preferably with the hat." After weeks of stalled negotiations over sanctions, nuclear enrichment, and safe passage for tankers through the Strait of Hormuz, the supreme leader suddenly folded after meeting Vance in person. "Oh my. Oh, I think we're ready for peace, big boy," said the Ayatollah upon shaking hands with Vance. "We can make this happen right here, right now. If you could just throw on this little sailor outfit and a white hat, the Strait of Hormuz will be open for business [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/ayatollah-agrees-to-surrender-but-only-if-jd-vance-wears-this-cute-sailor-outfit
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What an idiot. ~~~~~~~~~~ Army Soldier Charged With Using Classified Intel on Maduro Raid to Win $409K on Prediction Market A U.S. Army Soldier who helped capture Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro has been accused of using classified information to bet and make $409,000 on Polymarket, a prediction marketplace. Gannon Ken Van #######, 38, of Fayetteville, North Carolina, has been charged with unlawful use of confidential government information for personal gain, theft of nonpublic government information, commodities fraud, wire fraud, and making an unlawful monetary transaction. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/04/23/army-soldier-charged-with-using-classified-intel-to-win-400k-on-prediction-market-n2674990
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Wimp, man
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Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Absolutely no one -- not we man, not wee man, not miu man -- wanted to get up today, no and no and no man. Breakfasted Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man. Chauffeured Mini-B. to skool, no way gonna make the skoolbus wee man man. Attempted, much-needed siesta semi-successful, some zzz we man. Lunch was 2 ham sandwiches, ingest we man. Erranded locally midafternoon, errant we man. Good thing very close to skool, had to retrieve Mini-B. man. Some overofficious teechur's aide took away his phone, was in pocket but not in use man. Mini-B. missed the skoolbus while trying to retrieve phone, frustrated wee man man. Mini-B. so tired that he didn't even lobby for outside din-din, mirabile dictu man. Din-din was nuked mixed vegetables, cut-up lunch ham, air-fried loaded baked potatoes, & r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man. No movie night, Mini-B. tired and had hoamwurk man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.
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I-130/ CR1 Filing Advice [merged threads]
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Related threads have been merged. Please restrict all further queries to the current thread.
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Sending money to beneficery , is it good or bad
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Sending money to beneficery , is it good or bad
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Sending money to beneficery , is it good or bad
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Sending money to beneficery , is it good or bad
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Sending money to beneficery , is it good or bad
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Mix it with TG or sardines, si man.
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November 2024 AOS Filers
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Same here -- overwhelmingly leftist sites.
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Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick
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November 2024 AOS Filers
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You'll Never Find This Article On Any Big Tech News Site If you get your news from Apple, Google, Bing, or Yahoo, you are unknowingly being fed a steady diet of left-wing stories. That's according to research by AllSides, a news aggregator that rates the bias of news sites. Yet, these Big Tech sites continue to insist that they are ideologically neutral. The AllSides audit found that nearly three-quarters of the links on Google News were to left-leaning news sites. Just 1% took readers to a right-leaning news source. Google has gotten worse since AllSides started auditing aggregator sites in 2022, when the share of left-leaning stories on Google News was 61%. At Apple News, the current ratio is 50% left-leaning to 2% right-leaning. Bing is 72% to 5%. Yahoo was 53% to 2%. [...] https://issuesinsights.com/2026/04/23/youll-never-find-this-article-on-any-big-tech-news-site/
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Southern Poverty Law Center charged with defrauding donors with payments to extremist informants
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BRPD: 1 dead, 5 injured in mass shooting at Mall of Louisiana
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N-400 December 2025
TBoneTX replied to igoyougoduke's topic in US Citizenship Case Filing and Progress Reports
Congratulations on being one step away from becoming a Colonist! -
Yee-HAAAAA! (That's Texan for "Congratulations!") Edward is one of the greatest.
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I-130/ CR1 Filing Advice [merged threads]
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Detroit fire hydrants are getting stripped of brass by thieves, leaving them non-working
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N-400 August 2025 Filers
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I-751 January 2025 Filers
TBoneTX replied to Qui's topic in Removing Conditions on Residency General Discussion
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N-400 August 2025 Filers
TBoneTX replied to rocketdog39's topic in US Citizenship Case Filing and Progress Reports
This last step is the longest wait, somehow. Hang in there, and it will all be over soon and happily.