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  1. Threads have been merged. (Pssst! Keep your questions in the current thread -- no one will squeal on you.) 90 calendar days.
  2. Friday ES report, see man: We attended 2 of the Many (2+1) ESs, see mundane reason in Thrilling Friday non-ES report later man. The first ES yielded the take, see man: -- 2 Oneida din-din forks, fancy metal outlet switchplate = $2 + half a buck, deal man Total = $2 + half a buck The second ES, although a bust, was shrinkologically damaging, si man. The entire first floor held banana- & miu-related objects, art, books, and trinkets, psychotic man. The entire second floor held cow- and Astros-related objects, art, and trinkets, semi-psychotic man. We damaged our body climbing the stairs, ow ow OW OW OW man. We damaged our brain inspecting the offerings, 🤫 man. We cannot conceive of having had those people as neighbors, frightful prospect man. Now we need not only a complete body-transplant but also a brain transplant, damaged we man.
  3. Your slushie ingredients plus Tuna Glop, Modified Tuna Glop, Retarded Tuna Glop, or (and) sardines, yum man. Time of post-opening precised, see and si and man. Wait Many hours till Aldi opens and watch everyone return their cart so they can get their half-of-half a buck back, see and si and man. Here at Walmart, not only do they not do their job, but they're openly racist, sigh man. Maybe they're groggy because it's only Many:Many a.m., see and si and man. Wait until a reasonable hour, such as Many:Many a.m. or p.m., si man.
  4. Yee-HAAAAA! (That's Texan for "Congratulations!")
  5. Welcome to the forum, Stefanie! Others will be along to answer.
  6. Agree with Boiler and the others. You risk being "too married" for K-1, and the CR-1 is a superior visa anyway.
  7. Woo-hoo! And look at that grin in the photo.
  8. LPoP and unread, no see we man wimp man man.
  9. Too Far? Gerrymandered Virginia Congressional Map Includes California RICHMOND, VA — The political landscape in the Commonwealth was set to change drastically moving forward, as the new gerrymandered congressional map of Virginia was revealed to include the entire state of California. The ballot measure was expected to shift the balance of power dramatically in favor of the Democratic Party, as the heavily liberal state of California would now be added to Virginia's newly redrawn map. "Some might say it's overkill, but we'll take it," said Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger. "Our new congressional map proves [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/too-far-gerrymandered-virginia-congressional-map-includes-california
  10. After Losing SPLC Funding, KKK Forced To Buy Robes Off Temu MONTGOMERY, AL — Following their sudden loss of funding from the Southern Poverty Law Center, members of Ku Klux Klan were reportedly forced purchase their iconic pointy white robes on the discount website Temu. With several federal fraud charges being filed against the SPLC for supporting the KKK and similar organizations, racist hate groups across the country expressed concern over their finances going forward. "Bad news, boys. The SPLC money is all dried up," said KKK member Stockton Holmgren. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/after-losing-splc-funding-kkk-forced-to-buy-robes-off-temu
  11. Weird, But OK: Woman Carries Child For 9 Months Just To Name Him 'Walter' KINGMAN, AZ — According to witness accounts, a local woman carried her unborn child to a full 9 months, enduring considerable hardship in the process, only to name him "Walter." Elizabeth Sullivan reportedly endured several months of severe morning sickness and medical complications ahead of a prolonged 73-hour period of back labor, only to stun family and friends by naming him "Walter." "This was the hardest pregnancy of my life, but it's all worth it to name him this," she said in what doctors at first assumed was a postpartum episode. Staff at Kingman Regional Medical Center reportedly tried to intervene, but were unable to dissuade the new mother from naming her baby Walter. "We had three different doctors go in and consult with her, but [...] Continues: https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-but-ok-woman-carries-child-for-9-months-just-to-name-him-walter
  12. Ayatollah Agrees To Surrender But Only If JD Vance Wears This Cute Sailor Outfit ISLAMABAD — In a stunning breakthrough in the ongoing peace negotiations, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei agreed to a full surrender on the condition that Vice President JD Vance dresses up in "a very cute sailor outfit, preferably with the hat." After weeks of stalled negotiations over sanctions, nuclear enrichment, and safe passage for tankers through the Strait of Hormuz, the supreme leader suddenly folded after meeting Vance in person. "Oh my. Oh, I think we're ready for peace, big boy," said the Ayatollah upon shaking hands with Vance. "We can make this happen right here, right now. If you could just throw on this little sailor outfit and a white hat, the Strait of Hormuz will be open for business [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/ayatollah-agrees-to-surrender-but-only-if-jd-vance-wears-this-cute-sailor-outfit
  13. What an idiot. ~~~~~~~~~~ Army Soldier Charged With Using Classified Intel on Maduro Raid to Win $409K on Prediction Market A U.S. Army Soldier who helped capture Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro has been accused of using classified information to bet and make $409,000 on Polymarket, a prediction marketplace. Gannon Ken Van #######, 38, of Fayetteville, North Carolina, has been charged with unlawful use of confidential government information for personal gain, theft of nonpublic government information, commodities fraud, wire fraud, and making an unlawful monetary transaction. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/04/23/army-soldier-charged-with-using-classified-intel-to-win-400k-on-prediction-market-n2674990
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