Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:
One of worst nights ever for zzz after the hail, no zzz we man.
Doc's insisted-upon HSM is bleeping useless, we man.
Belatedly found phone attempt from ex-Mrs.-T-B. around hail time, discover we man.
She was terrified, thought casa was falling apart man.
She awoke Mini-B., who by daylight had no recollection of the awakening or the hail, comatose wee man man.
Cute orange mini-miu was undisturbed by hail, hail fellow well-miu'd man.
Got on ES trail a bit later than preferred, oh well man.
Pretty soon, it began to rain fairly hard, just as predicted man.
As we left first ES (in favorite medium-sized town), it began to monsoon, holy mackerel man.
Everyone without umbrellas got soaked, unsoaked we man.
Breakfast/lunch/din-din was at Chinese buffet in FMST, convenient man.
We consumed Many (2+1) plates piled with beef & chicken, ingest we man.
Best deal anywhere on a non-weekend, F$WM.
After second ES, headed for FST, grocery we man.
It was still monsooning like an illegitimate male child, build an Ark man.
We found Powerade Zero grape on sale for $1, get all they had F$WM man.
It continued to monsoon throughout the last Many (2+1) ESs, holy mackerel man.
All the baked-on bug splotches on the T-B.-mobile windshield had no prayer, man.
Returned to casa to service indignant miu, Where Were You Daddy And Where's My Meal Service miu man.
Mama T-B. aysheep because her cell phone isn't continuously charging, aysheep senior she man man.
In short, our road trip of Many00 + 2 miles yielded a good Chinese buffet + Powerade Zero, oh well man.
Attempted siesta lasted only a few minutes, hip pain man.
It continued to monsoon like an illegitimate male child, enough already man.
Back yard has 2 lagoons in it, no waterfowl yet man.
No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.
We have itineraried 2 highly proximal ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man.
We must visit Mama T-B. on Saturday, caddy weekly pills we man.
And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.