Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man:
Finally -- restful overnight zzz, unbelievable man.
No early awakening from pain or texts or calls, no and no and no man.
Spectacular weather, polar opposite of Friday man.
Breakfast was one-Many'rd of the Sam's chicken salad, ingest we man.
Had just finished second ES when Mama T-B. called, aysheep senior she man man.
The idiot help had again spilled her water on her bed, idiots man.
They further threw out her styrofoam water cups, idiots man.
They also failed to adjust her pillow properly, idiots man.
It was time for shift-change and the idiots were eager to leave, man.
Helpless Mama T-B. faces this every single day, outrageous man.
This place is not for the completely bedridden, no man.
We visited right away to get new water cups & lids, readily found in kitchen man.
Caddied weekly pills, caddy we man.
Went through usual supply-level reaffirmation & reorganizing of linens, do this every visit we man.
Unsuccessfully tried not to yell when Mama T-B. yelled, sigh man.
Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. will visit Sunday to fix the phone cord damaged by the idiots, sigh man.
After hourlong visit, finished Two Guys Week grocerying, grocery we man.
Serviced demanding miu, Where Were You Daddy miu man.
Lunch/din-din was 2 half-sandwiches + pickle slice donated by Mama T-B., ingest we man.
A restful (!!?) siesta was then taken, zzz we man.
Din-din was one-Many'th of the Sam's chicken salad, ingest half of the remainder we man.
New Garmin GPS unit arrived, Amazon Prime man.
ChatGPT very helpful in updating/programming process, helpful fake man man man.
This is a Garmin Many, replacing a Garmin Many man.
We should get better performance from this Garmin Many than from the Garmin Many, si man.
Of course, we got a certified-refurbished unit cheaper than new, F$WM.
No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.
No plans for Sunday other than our LL & to dish the warsher, domestic we man.
And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.