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Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. --- Thrilling (?) Monday report, see man: Chauffeured Little Lord Fauntleroy to skool, "it's too cold to walk to the skoolbus Dad" man. Spent all morning/afternoon calling funeral homes, religious authorities, social workers, and legal agencies, call we man. We think that we have Estranged Aunt T-B.'s arrangements ready to go when it happens, si man. Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. Spent evening updating Mama T-B. & Cousinette-Once-Removed T-B. on progress, update we man. Mama T-B. actually sounds quite impressed, hard-to-please senior she man man. She didn't even yell at us much for skipping our promised visit, amazing man. Somehow got an exhausted siesta, zzz we man. Din-din was 2 "Hungry Man" boneless-chicken din-dins with r'br, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night (amidst updating relatives) was Fatman, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we and are you kidding man man. Must take Uncle T-B. to doctor on Tuesday, chauffeur senior he man we man man. Must visit Mama T-B., can't put off any longer man. Somehow must continue with arrangements, need to locate estate/probate attorney man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

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Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: We zzz'd overnight like a dead thing, dead we man. Rather early, Cousinette-T-B.-Once-Removed texted, contact she man we man man. Estranged Aunt* T-B., Mama T-B.'s/Uncle T-B.'s "baby" sister, is near death from sepsis, days left man. *not from malice but rather from preference, explain we man EA has been in a noosering facility out-of-state for at least Many years, too fat & infirm to move man. Infected bedsores got out of control despite best efforts, matter of time when bedridden man. EA has no estate documents, man. We are going to have to handle the eventual funeral and settle-estating long-distance, man. We are also going to have to monitor Uncle T-B., to be consumed with grief senior he man man. Ironically, most important will be to get EA off Uncle T-B.'s beneficiary designations, otherwise all is hosed man. We spent most of Sunday researching what to do and how, research we man. We barely got to see any of our NFL game, sigh man. No Sunday siesta, absolute heresy man. LL is still baking at this writing, nearly midnight man. And EA hasn't died yet, no man. If anyone has had to do this business interstatedly, by all means contribute man. Lunch was MTG, ingest we man. Din-din was spaghetti/meat sauce brought by ex-Mrs.-T-B., amazingly no cilantro in it man. Mini-B. arrived for Two Guys week, to be truncated on Saturday morning man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. is taking Mini-B. on a Many-day ([2+2]-day) cruise during Christmas week, cruise they man. Meanwhile, we are glued here caregiving and soon-to-be settle-estating, sigh man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Caucuses with case managers, funeral homes, lawyers, and more on Monday, whoopee for we man man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

HAPPY MONKEY DAY TO ALL, EVEN INFERIOR PRIMATES.

We are in crucial need of our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY I wish I were as thin as my patience. I used to think that I was indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure. Dear Naps: I'm sorry I was a jerk to you as a kid. What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish? There are three things that never lie: children, drunks, and yoga pants. The first five days after the weekend are the hardest. I childproofed my house, but the kids still get in. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

Thrilling Saturday-on-Sunday report, see man: We embedded ourself after 2 a.m., suboptimal man. We set alarm for half-past Many (2+2+2) a.m., appalling man. We awoke consequent to pain at Many (2+2+2) a.m., man. Our Friday Chinese buffet gained us Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) pounds, how is this even possible man. We strove to prep and leave casa before the above, promised at Many (2x2x2) a.m., displeased we man man. Many usual steps were skipped, displeased we man. We got on road and actually had to kill time, displeased we man. Found open Post Office and did some business, at least there was that at Many (2x2x2 +1) a.m. man. Breakfast (at half-past Many [2x2x2 +1] a.m.) was lunch food at Jack in the Box*, ingest we man. *bought WUOC, F$WM Then, after further delay was unnecessary, traffic & road-destruction hosed our progress, displeased we man. After the dud GSs/ESs, we stopped at a Goodwill, first time in ages because overpriced etc. man. We unenthusiastically found 2 shirts that mildly interested us, at least not empty-handed for the day we man. However, one cashieress was serving a Manyzen customers, not going to wait we man. We disgustedly left our cart and walked out, we man. By now it was after half-past 1 p.m., almost time to head back to casa man. We briefly debated treating ourself to a good early din-din, self-debate we man. However, it began to sprinkle rain, kill the mood man. Then, Mama T-B. phoned, "I need you NOW man" aysheep senior she man man. We accordingly headed back to the casa in infuriating traffic, we man. The power co. had done nothing to or with the power all day, man! And if they announce that they will on another day, or do it without announcement, look out, grrRRRRR man. After servicing insistent miu and showering, we visited Mama T-B., compliant we man. This visit involved little or even no yelling, mirabile dictu man. Afterward, we went to Aldi, up-catching Two Guys Week grocerying man. Returned to casa just before sundown, made it man. Re-serviced re-insistent miu, reservice miu we man. Din-din was half of Mama T-B.'s leftover tuna sandwich, a chicken pot pie from Aldi, and most of a bag of knockoff Fritos scoops from Aldi, ingest we man. A highly necessary and restorative siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Our shoulder is killing us again, probably ingest prohibited HSM again we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. NFL game and one LL for Sunday, plan we man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We attended all Many, attend we man. All were duds, skunked man. Total = $0

Bad non-F$ Bro G man! Bad, BAD non-F$, NON-F$ Bro G man! U.S. inefficiency in comparison with Mexico, see and si man. "Huang2," see and si and don't you recognize Chinese surnames man?

Wonderful to hear! An often-overlooked element of satisfaction is filling in that final box in one's VJ timeline. Have her order the U.S. passport book with extra pages (no extra cost).

How wonderful, and how gracious your wish for others is.

What a great feeling. Wonderful!