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Weird: Epstein Suicide Note Printed On Hillary Clinton's Personal Stationery U.S. — A federal judge ordered the release of Jeffrey Epstein's purported suicide note, which oddly appears to have been written on Hillary Clinton's personal stationery. According to sources close to the investigation, the stationery was discovered neatly folded on Epstein's bed and [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-epstein-suicide-note-printed-on-hillary-clintons-personal-stationery

Iran Seizes a Tanker and Suffers New Problem - What's Hilarious Is Who That Cargo Belongs To [...] This may be one of the funniest things the Iranians have done so far. So it appears that either they [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/05/08/irans-latest-actions-show-how-desperate-they-are-n2202158

Faint Meow Leads to a Miraculous, Post-Tornado Kitten Rescue in Mississippi With all the trouble in the world, war, pestilence, oppression, poverty, disease, Democrats, it's nice to see something come across once in a while that makes one feel unambiguously good. This is one of those; following the dreadful tornadoes that did so much damage to the great state of Mississippi, one man was picking through the wreckage, and was alerted to the presence of a tiny survivor by an equally tiny meow. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/05/09/faint-meow-leads-to-miracle-mississippi-post-tornado-kitten-rescue-n2202167

The U.K. Royal Navy is royally screwed, as is Britain The British Royal Navy reportedly has had another 'crippled' vessel withdrawn, leaving just five active frigates to defend Britain. Five? Frigates? Well, that should be enough to fend off Russia and or China. Not. Five effing frigates? That isn't neglect. It is planned obsolescence. Civilizational suicide. "How the mighty have fallen" doesn't begin to describe the collapse of Britain. From the largest, best, and most feared navy in the world to one that would fit in a large outdoor swimming pool. That's what happens when a nation prioritizes welfare and illegal immigration over its continued existence. I guess "Rule Brittania" is over. Perhaps they could [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2026/05/the_u_k_royal_navy_is_royally_screwed_as_is_britain.html

Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Actually zzz'd the entire night, bless the great Sky-Chimp we man. We felt no pressure to search for GSs even though many loomed, weekly streak already intact man. We did relaxing casa stuff, newspaper etc. man. Then the doorbell rang, USPS dude man. We had to sign for a certified letter, certifiably so man. It turned out to be something about Estranged Aunt T-B.'s estate, try to dun us man. We composed and mailed a disclaimer of personal representation et al. et al., shut the door on THAT man. Let the lawyers waste their time while leaving us alone, si man. Per the above + Mini-B.'s sloth, we didn't leave the casa until almost half-past 2 p.m., bright & early man. Mailed letter at P.O., made the final dispatch man. Took Mini-B. to visit Mama T-B., delighted senior she man man*. *and this obviates visiting on actual Mother's Day, no parking to be found in smallish lot man Took Mini-B. to Dollar-Plus-Half-of-Half-a-Dollar Tree to buy M.'s Day cards, cheap yet effective F$WM. Lunched/din-dinned at Chick-fil-A, long time for either of Two Guys man. Mini-B. had the #1 combo meal, ingest wee man. We had the Manyzen chicken nuggets, ingest we man. We could've gotten 2 full sit-down Mexican din-dins for about the same price, man. Back at casa, Mini-B. gamed with amigo, game wee man + wee man man. We serviced demanding miu, You're Back Barely In Time Daddy miu man. We could have siesta'd but didn't, 🤯 man. We instead reviewed lawyer stuff, satisfied with our parrying effort we man. Mini-B. wanted movie night, comply we man. Watched The Do-Over, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 +2) for the week, impressive final total man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must arise earlier than preferred on Sunday, start LLs and lunch with ex-Mrs.-T-B. Two Guys man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

We feel like a real person, si and whee man! She undergoes a lot of surgical procedures herself, so our need sometimes clashes with her availability, sigh man. Care to specify, huh man? We agree with this, si man. We were disturbed that Sam's refrigerates some items that Costco freezes, puts pressure on using them man. But we conclude that it's OK to freeze previously fridged-only stuff in most instances, relief man. We will take ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. to lunch on Sunday, si man. She is a good if obssessive/aysheep mommy, si man. And she's on yet another destined-for-failure diet, man. That's because she's a rubia, si and see and "bonk: man!

Violent physical exercise can take some of the sting out of this.

If you're lucky, it's what kidd0o suggests. If it was rejected for more ominous reasons (e.g., fraudulent findings or suspicions), not good. Wait to find out, or consult your U.S. Congressman's immigration liaison.

We all have one-track minds?

Gracias. So what will the new composition of government likely be, and in comparison with current mix -- close to the Reuters report? Or too early to tell?

I would vote against his party solely because it has the superfluous "u" in its name. So what do our local Brit-types make of these results? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Starmer vows to fight on after Labour punished in polls across Britain LONDON, May 8 (Reuters) - British Prime Minister Keir Starmer vowed on Friday to stay in office to "deliver change" after his Labour Party suffered heavy losses in English local elections and parliamentary votes in Scotland and Wales, deepening doubts over his ability to govern. Just under two years after winning a landslide national election, Starmer saw voters punish his ‌Labour government, with support evaporating even in its traditional strongholds in London, former industrial regions in central and northern England, and in Wales. The main beneficiary was the populist Reform UK party of Brexit campaigner Nigel Farage, which gained more than 1,000 council seats in England, and will likely form the main opposition in Scotland and Walesto the pro-independence Scottish National Party and Plaid Cymru. Early results underscored the fracturing of Britain's traditional two-party system, with the once-dominant Labour and Conservative parties losing votes not only to Reform, but to the left-wing Green Party at the other end of the political spectrum, and to nationalists in Scotland and Wales. [...] https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uks-labour-party-suffers-heavy-early-losses-reform-gains-elections-2026-05-08/

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Very short night of zzz, but we awoke in not much pain, we man. Breakfasted Mini-B., breakfast we man wee man man. It was spitting rain, so we chauffered Mini-B. to skool, chauffeur we man wee man man. Went from skool to lab for blood test, fasting we man. Was the Many'rd one inside, good timing man. Only half a tube of red stuff was drawn, mystified we man. "The doc ordered only a basic metabolic panel, see man," said our vampirette she man. We were confused, hoping at least for A1c if not also lipids man. Returned to casa and messaged doc, message MD man we man. "This was just a quick capture of your kidney function, si man," said MD man man. "We need to wait till July for lipids, need full Many months for new statin to kick in man," said MD man man. "Apologies for the confusion, si man," said MD man man, we man. We really need to find a new doc, can't stand this asininity man. We will do our full labs in Mexico next month, see if anything's pre-funky at that time we man. Returned to casa in stronger rain and breakfasted on toast, ingest we man. Out-straightened some overly difficult transfers regarding Uncle T-B.'s bank funds, man. Prepped some bills to mail at Post Office, prep we man. Mama T-B. called and said that feeder had left us a lunch, come now man. We said that we'd ingest it cold when we actually made it, pretty disgusted with day so far we man man. ES'd in nuisance rain, q.v. scintillating Friday ES report man. Visited Mama T-B. for ~1 hour, visit we man senior she man man. Lunch (after 2 p.m.) was cold chicken breast + cold dirty rice + cold squash, ingest we man. Erranded at Sam's Club, Many (2+2) items procured man. Erranded at bank, red carpet and genuflection for us as a $ucce$$ful bu$ine$$ typhoon man. Erranded at Post Office, every chore finally done man. Returned to casa in thick skoolzone traffic observed by cops, man. Serviced demanding miu, Where Were You All This Time Daddy miu man man. Din-din was traditional Friday Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was Money Talks, watch and greatly enjoy Two Guys man**. **a real Two Guys movie has explosions, fast cars, and Heather Locklear in it, si man Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 -2) bowls for the week, minimum quota nicely exceeded man. Watched part of NBA game, boring as always man. Obviously there was no siesta today, man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We haven't even thought about ESs/GSs for Saturday, supposed to rain most of day anyway man. No particular plans except to get ex-Mrs.-T-B. something for Mother's Day, Chicas Are Expensive man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Friday ES report, see man: With effort*, we attended all Many (2+2) ESs, dependable we man. *see Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man None yielded anything, skunked we man. Total = $0

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Never heard of this reasoning. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stanley closing US plant that made its famed yellow tape measures – because its foreign model is more popular [...] Stanley said there's lower demand for single-sided tape measures, which were produced in New Britain, and higher demand for its double-sided tape measures made in Thailand, according to the report. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/finance/markets/stocks/articles/stanley-closing-us-plant-made-220412446.html