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Is it Wednesday already? Is it time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke? (Yes!) =========================================== WHAT THE PREACHER WANTED After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied. "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

Lookee here... ~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump-backed challengers defeat Indiana senators who blocked redistricting push Indiana Senate Republicans who opposed congressional redistricting were largely defeated during Tuesday's primary election, with only one race so far called for an incumbent after President Donald Trump's call to oust them. The results come after months of political threats, and an estimated $9 million in spending to back primary challengers against the incumbents. The incumbents' losses show Trump's continued strength in the state. In a statement, U.S. Sen. Jim Banks (R-Ind) said the wins should send a message. "Everyone in Indiana politics should have learned an important lesson today: President Trump is the single most popular Republican among Hoosier voters," Banks said in a statement. "Indiana is a conservative state, and we deserve conservatives in our State Senate who have a pulse on Republican voters." [...] https://www.wfyi.org/statewide/2026-05-05/trump-backed-challengers-defeat-indiana-senators-who-blocked-redistricting-push

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man. Forgot to mention that the fizzicle therapy is rescheduled for Thursday morn, man. Short night, too late to bed we man. Even shorter, Mini-B.'s confiscated phone went off at Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- a.m., man. We couldn't out-figure how to kill the alarm, snooze-feature man. We finally gave up and resolved to hide phone elsewhere in the future, resolute we man. Rousted Mini-B.'s carcass, groggy wee man man. Breakfasted him, breakfast we man wee man man. Too late for skoolbus, chauffeur we man wee man man. Breakfast for us was toast, ingest we man. Siesta immediately attempted, zzz but not soundly we man. Upon arising, discovered that e-mail/Internet/landline service was all down, call for service we man. Appointment was promised for Wednesday, man. Mama T-B. called around noon, needed visit man. We complied, compliant we man. Not much yelling and efficient visit, mirabile dictu man. Lunch was a donated half-sandwich + cold steak fries, ingest we man. Went straight from there to Uncle T-B., deliver Rx et al. we man to senior he man man. As usual, he thrust a pile of mail at us to tell him what it was, expected man. Unexpectedly, he was willing to tear up the unimportant stuff right then, big change man. We got out of there perilously close to skoolzone time, egad man. We discovered phone message from Internet repairman, available right then man. First, we hastily searched Uncle T-B.'s mail-recycling bins, no coupons there at all man. Arrived at casa just before Mini-B. de-skoolbused, fight skoolzones we man. Repairman waiting patiently, good dude he man man. Ignored miu demanding usual edibles, wait for once miu man man. Repairman determined that backyard line had somehow been cut, mystery how man. Repair was swift after running new line, major boon man. Demanding miu finally satiated, satiated miu man. Din-din was nuked chicken enchiladas (Sam's) + tater tots (Aldi) + r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. and we agreed that this was a superb Two Guys din-din, satiated Two Guys man. Movie night was The Jerk, pretty good and watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2 +2) for the week, minimum quota already achieved man. Went to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to retrieve a recreational book for Mini-B., retrieve book we man. The book is 1ManyManyMany by Geo. Orwell, read wee man man. Then groceried proximally and rapidly for Uncle T-B., 2 nonperishable items man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. No distinct plans for Wednesday, no plan we man man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Never flown in there. If we're talking New Jersey as a state, Camden is probably where they'd stick the enema tube.

That's a very long life. Mine didn't make it anywhere near that. 100% understood.

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For Cats T-B. #1 & #2, we took the carrier home without the most important part. Cat T-B. #1 will be gone for 14 years as of May 9. Still miss her. The crawling/toddling Mini-B. pulled her long tail and laughed, laughed, laughed.

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Too short a night, truncated zzz man. Doc's preferred bedtime HSM rather effective, mirabile dictu man. Had to yell like never before at Mini-B. to move his carcass, man. Somehow, he made the skoolbus, mirabile dictu man. Did not leave the casa, beautiful day man. Lunch was junk food, ingest we man. Got call from a skool prinsipul midafternoon, uh-oh man. Mini-B. made a poor decision, penalties man. Lectured him, wee man knows better than this man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. will hammer him even more when she gets hold of him, uh-oh man. Grounded rest of month, no gaming computer or amigo interaction man. Took away phone for one day, only option man. Mini-B. seems contrite, hope we man. Din-din was nuked fajita chicken + canned corn + r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was Jackass Many.Many, watch Two Guys* man. *favorite of many skits was the "enema long jump," absolutely hilarious man Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2 -1) for the week, add last week's ingestion man. Mini-B. fell asleep on his bed, zzz wee man. We awoke him for back-patio basketball, we sucked way worse than he did man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Mini-B. uses phone to awaken in morning, up to us on Tuesday man. Must retrieve Rx for Uncle T-B. on Tuesday, service senior he man we man man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson: A Dumber and More Unlikeable Version of Commie Mamdani When her fellow travelers aren't smashing in Starbucks windows to stick it to the man, Mayor Katie Wilson is busy ridding the Emerald City of one of its most iconic Seattle brands. She's busy eating the rich and pontificating about forcing grocery stores to do her bidding. She's like Zohran Mamdani, New York City's mayor, but is less talented and much, much less likable. Seattle used to be a place where the arts were bigger than Antifa, food culture was bigger than fentanyl, and where hardworking citizens were prized above homeless addicts. With every utterance or move she makes, however, the humorless, public school teacher–like scold telegraphs her communist priorities for what once was a great American city. These priorities boil down to more homeless, more crime, and fewer jobs. [...] https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2026/05/04/seattle-mayor-katie-wilson-dumber-version-of-commie-mamdani-n4952474

With a name like that, he was probably beat up almost every day in school.

Woo-hoo! Be sure to provide your full report to us.

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Current Cat T-B. (#3) actually jumped into her carrier to investigate it when she was new. But she learned. She now screams nonstop when we do the short drive to the vet. She's long overdue to a trip to the beauty salon for a 4-wheel manicure.

Mayor Mamdani Declares Crisis Of Having Run Out Of Other People's Money NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani declared an official budget crisis in the city after having completely run out of other people's money. Having already spent $112 billion of other people's money, Mamdani asked for $5 billion more, but was told that the money was, in fact, all gone. "This is a terrible crisis," cried Mamdani at an emergency press conference. "I have no more of other people's money left to spend. The problem isn't that other people don't still have money. It's that they haven't given it to me. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/mayor-zohran-declares-crisis-of-having-run-out-of-other-peoples-money

'Is It Too Late To Ask Who Gerry Mander Is?' KBJ Whispers To Clarence Thomas WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shortly before the United States Supreme Court issued its ruling on Louisiana's proposed redrawing of its congressional map, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson reportedly asked fellow Justice Clarence Thomas if it was too late to ask who this "Gerry Mander" person was. As the justices heard arguments and debated the constitutionality of the Louisiana redistricting map, sources from within the Supreme Court chamber revealed that Jackson was overheard asking for clarity on the identity of the individual everyone kept mentioning in their discussion. "I feel like I could offer more if I knew who they're talking about," Jackson was heard saying. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/is-it-too-late-to-ask-who-gerry-mander-is-kbj-whispers-to-clarence-thomas