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Liberals Applaud Improving Diversity Of Would-Be Trump Assassins [...] With many liberals concerned over the lack of minority representation among people trying to assassinate Trump, Democrats breathed a sigh of relief after learning that the latest failed assassin was black. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-applaud-improving-diversity-of-would-be-trump-assassins

Trump Enters Ceasefire Talks With Democrats WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump announced on Monday that his administration had officially entered into ceasefire talks with the Democrats. "I'm hoping they'll stop trying to kill me," he said. "It would make my presidency run a lot smoother if I could just be alive." According to White House officials, Trump sent a delegation that included Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Vice President JD Vance to personally negotiate a ceasefire with Democrats. Rubio would reportedly be taking the lead in negotiations, while JD Vance would stand in the back looking menacing throughout the meetings. "I think we're very close to a deal," Trump said. "I think we're going to have a deal that is beneficial to everybody. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-enters-ceasefire-talks-with-democrats

Rep. Andy Ogles Says There Was a Reporter Who Said, 'I Hope They Kill the Orange MF' By all accounts, the White House Correspondents' Association dinner on Saturday night was a packed house, from people who've spoken up about a lack of security in the hotel. That's odd, because we'd heard from plenty of journalists and pundits who said they had no respect for any reporter who would attend with President Trump in attendance. The dining room was packed with politicians, journalists, and their guests. A would-be assassin thought this would be his opportunity to get close enough to kill the president, but apparently, that was on the minds of some of the guests as well. Rep. Andy Ogles isn't naming names, but he says that as he was crouched under a table after the sound of gunfire rang out, he heard a journalist say, "I hope they kill the orange MF." Come on, give us a name. We don't doubt the story. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/04/27/rep-andy-ogles-says-there-was-a-reporter-who-said-i-hope-they-kill-the-orange-mf-n2427604

Holy hashish, Batman! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 22 Sri Lankan Monks Arrested in Record Cannabis Bust Sri Lankan authorities have arrested 22 Buddhist monks at Bandaranaike International Airportin Sri Lanka, after discovering a record 242 pounds of cannabis concealed in their luggage, officials said. A Sri Lanka Customs spokesperson stated the group had returned from a four-day trip to Bangkok on April 23, when officers uncovered the drugs, identified as a potent cannabis strain known as Kush, along with hashish, hidden inside false compartments in their luggage. "Each carried about five kilos of the narcotic concealed within false walls in their luggage," the customs spokesman said. [...] https://pjmedia.com/bryan-s-jung/2026/04/27/22-buddhist-monks-arrested-in-record-drug-bust-n4952269

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Awoke hours earlier than alarm, even before Bro G. Walmarting time man. Had to brush needy miu twice before noon, double-brush we man needy miu man. Breakfast/lunch was brisket, baked beans, & diced carrots at Mama T-B.'s, ingest we man. Previous leftovers included a chicken tender & one-Many'rd of a hot dog, also ingest we man. Mama T-B. mostly in a calm mood, yelled at us only a little man. Visit was one hour + half-of-half an hour, visit we man. Most of a siesta was taken, mostly zzz we man. Din-din was 2 turkey sandwiches, ingest we man. At Many p.m., Lorenzo the plumber came over, long time no see we man he man man. He is the son of our late original plumber, still miss him man. Lorenzo replaced the angle valve, copper connector, & fill valve in main toilet, tank not filling man. We now can flush poo as well as fling it, man. He also fixed both outdoor spigots where hoses would NOT come off, propane torch use he man man. One hose was saved, unhosed we man. One hose was unsaved, stuck on old spigot and therefore hosed we man. Latter hose was hosed by a lawnmower or weed-whacker anyway, hosed hose man. It is now curbsided with rest of garbage, curbside we man. Total bill was $Many00 -- si man, $Many00 -- aiaiaiaiaiai man. It's almost actually worth it, no handyman could have unhosed the hosed hoses man. Rant, see man: Costco has changed the formulation of its 2% lactose-free milk, didn't ask us or anyone man. Calcium content has increased, for one negative thing man. Mini-B. almost couldn't drink it, "It tastes sour, yuck man," yuck man. We can taste a negative difference, too, yuck man. We have no idea how to complain to Costco, they wouldn't listen anyway man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. No firm plans for Tuesday, no firmly plan we man man. Should get the T-B.-mobile annually inspected, about that time man. Should go to sale day at favorite large thrift store, si man. Still must dish the warsher, domestically delinquent we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

VDH somberly lays it all out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From One Assassination Attempt to the Next: Mainstreaming Violence Against a President Same Old, Same Old: Target Trump At the White House Correspondents' Dinner, Donald Trump was the target of yet a third assassination attempt—this time in full view of the Washington press corps. The event was presented as a spirited night with Trump. After 11 years of avoiding the predominantly left-wing media event, he decided to revisit the dinner. He anticipated that he would be the object of ridicule inside the hall—and that he might see possible violence outside it. Indeed, protesters ringed the hotel. In grimly prescient fashion, the usual sort of crowd that night was channeling John Wilkes Booth—sic semper tyrannis—with placards reading "Death to Tyrants." They again almost got their wish. All three of the would-be Trump shooters—along with Charlie Kirk's murderer—fit the predictable profile of arrested-development, deranged leftists. They apparently sought to reify the popular Democrat hatred of Trump and his supporters, thereby imagining themselves entering the pantheon of revolutionary heroes. [...] https://amgreatness.com/2026/04/27/from-one-assassination-attempt-to-the-next-mainstreaming-violence-against-a-president/

Best VJ advice ever: Listen to pushbrk.

^^ This.

After Failed Assassination, Democrats Observe Customary 5-Minute Pause On Calling Trump 'Hitler' WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a the wake of yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump, leading Democrats across the nation announced they would observe the long-standing tradition of a five-minute pause in calling Trump "literally Hitler". "This is a time for healing, reflection, and lowering the temperature. Specifically, five minutes' time," said Representative Hakeem Jeffries. "Ugh, this five minutes is killing me. Has it really only been thirty seconds? Time passes so slowly when you're not calling someone Hitler." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/after-failed-assassination-democrats-observe-customary-5-minute-pause-on-calling-trump-hitler

Comments on this? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Retired Green Beret Unpacks Troubling, Even DAMNING Points About Trump Assassination Attempt at WHCD [...] the questions are starting to come out. And while we're seeing plenty of posts from people drawing their own conclusions about what happened here, this post from retired Green Beret Eric Schwalm really got our attention. Take a look: [...] https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/04/26/retired-green-beret-unpacks-very-troubling-points-about-another-attempted-assassination-n2427538

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Decent overnight zzz, zzz we man. Breakfast/lunch (at half-past 1 p.m.) was nuked mixed vegetables, air-fried chicken chunks + honey mustard + r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man. Conquered the Many (2+1) LLs, victorious we man. Will dish the warsher on Monday, conclude we man. Returned Mini-B. to an exhausted ex-Mrs.-T-B.*, end of Two Guys week man. *who had participated in and finished a ManyK ([2+2+1]K) Sunday morning, amazed we man Brushed/loved on orange miu, cute feline grandson man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. replaced the batteries in orange miu's whirly floor-toy, good mothering ex-she man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must visit Mama T-B. on Monday, visit we man senior she man man. Plumber shows up for toilet repair/replacement Monday eve, $i man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

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He requested it, chip off old block wee man man. Do not irk, displease, or trifle with the fearsome Bro G man, no man! Amount of shrinkology precised, si and see and mam ma'am!

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