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Wife Can't Wait To Get Out There And Be Horrible At Gardening Again BOISE, ID — With spring in full swing, one local woman expressed excitement at the chance to finally get back outside and be horrible at gardening again. Throughout the long winter months, Lisa Harper had grown impatient that she was unable to go outside, get her hands in the dirt, and exercise her God-given talent of being really, really bad at anything that involves growing and nurturing plants. "It's just a gift I have that I'm always excited to use," Harper said as she prepared her list of which flowers, fruits, and vegetables she would fail miserably to grow this year. "What will it be this year? There are [...] continues: https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-cant-wait-to-get-out-there-and-be-horrible-at-gardening-again

Smart Man Saves Time By Getting Angry Now Instead Of Waiting Until All The Facts Are Known ALTOONA, PA — Local man Ted Woods got tired of all the time spent getting angry online. "There's always something new to get angry at each day," Woods said. "And you never know what time the facts will come out confirming the need to get angry — it could be while I'm busy and don't have time to be distracted with being angry." Thus, Woods came up with a great new strategy: Get angry at things now instead of waiting until all the facts are known. "Let's say you hear about some new thing that could potentially make you angry," Woods explained. "You could spend time researching and waiting for more to be known, but you have time to be angry right now. So, all you do is [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/smart-man-saves-time-by-getting-angry-now-instead-of-waiting-until-all-the-facts-are-known

London Mayor Confused By Protesters Not Chanting 'Death To Jews' LONDON — London Mayor Sadiq Khan was deeply confused by protests over the weekend where no one was shouting "Death To Jews." Khan was reportedly unsettled by the lack of calls for ethnic cleansing, and dispatched over 4,000 police officers to investigate. "I don't understand what's happening here," said Khan, watching the protesters march. "Why are they carrying English and British flags? What happened to the Palestinian flag? I haven't heard any calls for mass murder. I haven't seen a single Jewish business owner accosted. I'm rather flummoxed." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/london-mayor-confused-by-protesters-not-chanting-death-to-jews

Keep us apprised of what happens.

Sure.

Moda25 may well be right; however, it never hurts to confirm with the respective Admissions departments. We rarely get what we don't ask for.

Thrilling Monday report, see man: Awoke at o'dark-Many, groggy Two Guys man. Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man. Miu active and demanding, active demanding miu man man. Breakfast was toast, ingest we man. Immediately headed for Siesta #1, highly necessary zzz we man. Awoke within an hour of noon, self-roust carcass we man. Uncle T-B. had left message that an Rx was ready, medicate senior he man man. We first got a few nonperishable items, combine errands we man. Got to pharmacy, timely we man. "Rx isn't scheduled until after half-past 2 tomorrow, si man," said pharmacy staffer man. We did get record fixed so pharmacy contacts us and not Uncle T-B., eliminate garbling man. Decided we'd wait till tomorrow to visit Uncle T-B., save trip we man. Two hours later, we get text "Rx ready for Uncle T-B., si man," man. Voted in runoff election, patriotic we man. Mini-B. had decent day in skool, good man. Of course, he is still doing all the work for his group project, man. There should be some consequences for do-nothing sloths, we man. Siesta #2 was taken, zzz we man. Din-din was pulled pork + BBQ sauce + baked beans, ingest Two Guys man. We were mildly surprised that Mini-B. liked it this well, surprised we man. The Sam's package is too big for Two Guys, so a little is left over for later, lunch or snack we man. Humidity as oppressive as stated earlier by mam ma'am, Texas weather not Many man. Supposed to monsoon like an illegitimate male child all week, sick of rain we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must monitor Mini-B.'s progress, project-managing we man man. No major Tuesday plans beyond visit to Uncle T-B., no plan we man man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

We had a Canadiana girlfriend years ago, si and eh man. It couldn't have worked out situationally, but she was probably our best match, si and sigh and eh man. Well, pay better attention or drink less or drink less or pay better attention, si man! You (after P-Math correction) sure have that right, si man.

Greatly looking forward to it.

Long, but understandable and captivatingly fascinating. Listen or read. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Global Fertility Crisis Is Worse Than You Probably Think [...] "Only two things are important right now in life: fertility and deep learning," the University of Pennsylvania economist Jesús Fernández-Villaverde said at the conclusion of a recent lecture. "Everything else is noise. Once you start thinking about these, it's hard to start thinking about anything else." In today's interview, Fernández-Villaverde explains: • Demographics 101: Defining total fertility rate, replacement rate, and momentum • Why the world has probably already passed "peak child" • Why 2023 was the first year in human history that the global fertility rate likely fell below the replacement rate • Why the question "why is the birthrate declining?" is so hard to answer quickly • Why most people underrate the long-term effects of low birthrates on world affairs • The compounding effects of sub-replacement level fertility: "If Thailand keeps its current fertility rate of 0.8 for the next 200 years without immigration, its population will decline from 63 million to 2 million." [...] https://www.derekthompson.org/p/why-the-whole-world-stopped-having

Magnificent article. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Unite the Kingdom's new crusade has begun in the UK—and that's a good thing [...] I posited that Tommy Robinson is to the Islamo-socialist government of the UK what Lech Walesa was to the communist government in Poland. Through his courage, Walesa managed to knock down the first domino that led to the Soviet Union's collapse. Robinson's courage shows signs of doing the same against the UK's current morally corrupt government, as evidenced by the absolutely massive Unite the Kingdom rally in London today. The rally wasn't just humongously large; it was also openly pro-Christian. This Christian element is important because the rally is a pushback against the British government's open-door policy to mass Islamic immigration (both legal and illegal) and its obeisance to Muslims once they arrive, a policy invariably at the expense of non-Muslim British subjects of all races, colors, and creeds. It should be said that the British government did its best to shut down the event, and at least one Muslim knew why: [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2026/05/unite_the_kingdom_s_new_crusade_has_begun_in_the_uk_and_that_s_a_good_thing.html

An excellent analysis not explained elsewhere that I've seen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Voting Rights Act Never Mandated Racial Districts Ever since the recent decision of the Supreme Court limiting the use of race in drawing congressional districts, there has been a steady drumbeat of criticism claiming that the ruling somehow took away the rights of blacks and other minorities. But nothing could be further from the truth. As Justice Samuel Alito explained in his majority opinion, the prevailing interpretation of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 as requiring states to create congressional districts along racial lines actually undermined the constitutional rights of other citizens by colliding with the Equal Protection Clause of the 14th Amendment. Unfortunately, the legal language of Alito's opinion is difficult for the average reader to penetrate, so it is worth stepping back and looking at the actual language of the Voting Rights Act itself. The part of the law at issue is Section 2. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2026/05/18/voting_rights_act_never_mandated_racial_districts_154131.html

We've seen a couple around here recently, see we and si mam ma'am. Does mam ma'am want us to procure one on behalf of Mama mam ma'am, huh mam ma'am? Indeed we are, mam ma'am -- our annual income from POTS* sales is approximately $Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, $i mam ma'am. *buy yours today, si man! We optimize our routes, si mam ma'am and traipse we man. This is called pre-traipsing, cool new word man. Mini-B. did his one due today, si man. We await word on the one due at one minute before midnight today, drum roll man. Good movie, si mam ma'am! All hail, teechur named Mary man. And protect your vehicles from hail if you're named Mary, wisdom man. Number of testing days precised, see and si and mam ma'am! Mini-B.'s last day is next week, delayed gratification man. You get a B+ in P-Math, si mam ma'am; suggestion is 2+2+1, simplification mam ma'am. They can always be counted, mam ma'am: "Many," si mam ma'am. The important thing is that she have few, if any, screws loose, si man. You're regressing in P-Math, see and si and look out mam ma'am... We must hand it to your amiga after this disarming experience, si mam ma'am. What did we just tell you about P-Math awareness, huh mam ma'am? Silence, like the retriever, is golden, observe we man. Sometimes, Texas weather isn't Many, see and si and sigh man.

Looking forward to hearing updates about everyone's happy news. Good things WILL happen.

Some do remain the same. CBP & ICE agents can detain anyone long enough to determine who they are and what their status is. The status-verifying documents are still valid. Having them near at hand, as you're preparing her to do, will cause even the most by-the-book agent to relax.