It's Sunday, and time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke:
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I HAVE JOKES...
I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn't get it.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it's too shocking.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn't dig it.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don't get it.
I have a joke about statistics, but it's not significant.
I have a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
I have a joke about paper, but it's tearable.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
I have a joke about drilling, but it's boring.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I don't have the guts to tell it.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it's not the right time.
I have a joke about nepotism, but I'll only give it to my kids.
I have a joke about butter, but I'm not going to spread it.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it's not very good.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.