She just called to ream us out about several items, sigh man.
Without reservation, we recommend Tuna Glop, Modified Tuna Glop, Retarded Tuna Glop, and sardines, whee man.
Activist Frees Lobster from Restaurant to Keep It from Being Eaten, But Discovers Later the Creature Was a Pet
Animal rights activist Emma Smart aimed to rescue a lobster from a restaurant, only to learn later the crustacean was not destined for a dinner plate.
The lobster involved in the incident was a pet owned by the Catch at the Old Fish Market in Dorset, England, as reported by LBC and the BBC. Smart recently admitted to one count of causing criminal damage to a lobster in court after taking the pet lobster from the restaurant and throwing the live crustacean into the nearby harbor [...]
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/activist-frees-lobster-restaurant-keep-182251961.html