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Elizabeth Warren Proudly Displays Scalp Of Spirit Airlines WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Elizabeth Warren was seen riding into town Monday morning bearing the scalp of her defeated enemy, Spirit Airlines. The senator from Massachusetts previously opposed a merger between JetBlue and Spirit Airlines, arguing that Spirit Airlines "made mockery of Great Spirit" and only its defeat would "bring'em return of buffalo." "Me no make'em deal with palefaces," Warren said at the time. "Call for anti-trust. Me anti-trust white man." At the time, others [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/elizabeth-warren-proudly-displays-scalp-of-spirit-airlines

Mom Accidentally Opens Wormhole Helping Kid With Fractions BOUNTIFUL, UT — Local mother Sarah Jenkins was reportedly attempting to explain the difference between a numerator and a denominator to her fourth grader on Monday morning when she inadvertently folded the fabric of spacetime and created a wormhole near her kitchen table. The incident occurred during a particularly grueling session of fourth-grade homework. Family members present reported that the moment Sarah tried to explain how to divide three-fourths by one-half, the spacetime continuum split and a wormhole opened in the middle of her kitchen. "I just told her to [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/mom-accidentally-opens-wormhole-helping-kid-with-fractions

Relationship Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Two Tanks Of Gas LOS ANGELES, CA — New data from relationship experts says an engagement ring should cost at least two full tanks of gas, information that many believe will make it difficult for young couples to find something in their budgets. "A good engagement should be a sizable investment," expert Melina Dingle reported. "A young man looking to propose to his girlfriend should save up at least two tanks of gas worth of money to spend on a ring. There's no way to nickel and dime this one. It's going to cost you, but if she's the one, it's worth it." Experts said [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/relationship-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-least-two-tanks-of-gas

I lean against this -- in the peripheral provinces are too many separatists who would simply opt for separation (cf. the Kurds). Maybe if we found a separatist element that would seize most of the oil, OK. Hardest of all to get arms into Tehran/metro areas for a "spontaneous" guerrilla uprising. Thoughts? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is Trump Ready and Willing to Try Arming the Iranian People Again? We still don't have many details about what happened the first time the Trump administration tried to deliver small arms to resistance groups inside Iran earlier this year, other than the president's comments that the guns never got to where they were going. Still, President Trump appears to be willing to give it another go, based on remarks he made to Salem Media's Hugh Hewitt on Monday. [...] https://bearingarms.com/camedwards/2026/05/05/is-trump-ready-and-willing-to-try-arming-the-iranian-people-again-n1232431

Justice, finally. ~~~~~~~~~~~ The Man Behind California's Infamous Reedley Biolab Just Got Bad News From a Jury The years-long saga surrounding the infamous illegal biolab discovered in Reedley, California, took another major turn Wednesday, as a federal jury convicted Jia Bei Zhu — the CCP-linked Chinese national at the center of the operation — on 12 felony counts. Readers will recall RedState's prior reporting on Zhu and the Reedley lab scandal, which first exploded into public view after local officials uncovered a bizarre and deeply troubling operation inside a warehouse. Reedley Code Enforcement Officer Jessalyn Harper stumbled upon the lab after seeing a garden hose coming out of the wall of a building that was supposedly vacant. Once inside, Harper found mice, pathogens, improperly stored biological materials, and mountains of questionable medical supplies, all connected to Zhu, who was operating under multiple company names and personal aliases. [...] https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2026/05/06/the-man-behind-californias-infamous-reedley-lab-just-got-bad-news-from-a-jury-n2202074

This is quite a complete press release. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Takedown Targets Open-Air Drug Market at L.A.'s MacArthur Park, Long an Area Run by Gang Members and Homeless Drug Users LOS ANGELES – Eighteen defendants, including two people law enforcement believes are the main sources of fentanyl and methamphetamine in Los Angeles's gang- and drug-infested MacArthur Park, have been arrested on a federal criminal complaint charging them with a federal drug trafficking offense, the Justice Department announced today. The complaint charges 25 defendants with possession with the intent to distribute, and distribution of, a controlled substance. At one defendant's Calabasas residence, law enforcement seized approximately 18 kilograms (40 pounds) of fentanyl. The defendants arrested today are expected to make their initial appearances tomorrow afternoon in United States District Court in downtown Los Angeles. Seven defendants are considered fugitives. "Today, we begin reclaiming MacArthur Park from criminals and drug addicts to return this public space to the citizens of Los Angeles," said First Assistant United States Attorney Bill Essayli. "Together with our federal and local law enforcement partners, we are executing multiple arrest and search warrants targeting those who are distributing drugs in and around the park." "For far too long, MacArthur Park has been plagued by drug addiction, crime, and despair," said Anthony Chrysanthis, Special Agent in Charge for the Drug Enforcement Administration's Los Angeles Field Division. "Today's operation is only one step, taken by a handful of agencies working hard to alleviate the anguish and sense of hopelessness burdening MacArthur Park, local businesses, and the surrounding neighborhood. While this is a drug enforcement operation, it is also an effort to restore safety and wellness, and to return MacArthur Park back to the community." "Today's operation [...] https://www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/takedown-targets-open-air-drug-market-las-macarthur-park-long-area-run-gang-members

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: We did not leave the casa all day, ensconced we man. Mini-B.'s phone-confiscation made us his alarm clock again, roosterlike we man man. He ignored our first appeal, zzz wee man. We yelled and he finally rousted his carcass, roust wee man. Somehow, we breakfasted him and he made the skoolbus, mirabile dictu man. Breakfast was toast, ingest we man. We attempted a siesta, partially successful man. Mama T-B. called at noon for half an hour, she man (with good reason man). We have rarely heard tales of such institutional incompetence, aysheep senior she man man. We wrote two amigos, WCG & hyskool pal man. Din-din was canned flat green beans + orange chicken + r'br, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. had us air-fry the full bag of chicken, ingest as stated Two Guys man. No movie night, hoamwurk for wee man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Thursday is fizzicle therapy in a.m., perhaps once-again-ambulatory we man man. Thursday is annual portfolio caucus for Mama T-B. in p.m., stand-in we man man. We must also itinerary GSs/ESs for Friday, itinerary we man. We think that nearby small town has its citywide GS this weekend, always fun man. However, it is supposed to monsoon on Saturday if not also Friday, man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

Welcome to the forum! Your thread is moved to the "Bringing Family Members of Permanent Residents" forum, where others will be along to help with answers. I can answer this one. Affidavits are suggested for when other evidence is weak or sparse. They should be very low on your list.

Hee heeeeeeeee! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nick Fuentes Joins the DEMOCRATS — Triggering a Hasan Piker Nightmare for Liberals! [...] It's one of the most famous stories in the Holy Scriptures: Two women claimed they were the mother of the same baby. (For some weird reason, DNA testing wasn't available.) King Solomon threatened to resolve the issue by slicing the baby in half — at which point one woman quickly withdrew her claim. That's how King Solomon knew she was the real mother: She valued the baby's life more than the other's. The wisest man in Scriptures posed an impossible question to his audience — and in doing so, he revealed the God-honest truth. Pretty cool party trick, eh? Sometimes, it takes a simple, direct question to unmask the truth. Which is why it's time for the MAGAverse to pose a question to the Dems: Why is Hasan Piker an acceptable, legitimate political commentator… but not Nick Fuentes? Because, if you haven't heard, Fuentes has officially joined the Democratic Party: [...] https://pjmedia.com/scott-pinsker/2026/05/06/nick-fuentes-joins-the-democrats-triggering-a-hasan-piker-nightmare-for-liberals-n4952561

Excellent. In addition: It's never too early to think about removing conditions on the green card. Take every piece of evidence physically coming in that indicates your shared life together, and throw it into a box. Do the same thing digitally in a computer folder. By ROC time, you'll have a smorgasbord of evidence to support the filing. In addition (actually, before anything), shop for a lawyer who can draft wills, medical & financial powers of attorney, and similar estate documents. These make superlative evidence for ROC, and they're even more crucial to have in "life." Remember that if you move from one U.S. state to another, your wills may need to be redone.

JG, I just read your reviews in your timeline, and it's impressive how thorough and helpful your efforts are. Thanks for that. I agree with Crazy Cat that you have nothing to worry about.

Be sure to give us a full review of your experience. Wishing you all the best.

In general, it's better to bring all evidence and not need it than the converse. A copy of the AOS filing would be helpful for pre-interview review. See what you can bring that's new since your filing.

Good for you. Another great piece of advice: listen to pushbrk. Keep us posted about your progress.

Congratulations!