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'Jim Crow 2.0!' Shouts Chuck Schumer While Being Escorted Out Of Costco For Not Having Membership Card ALEXANDRIA, VA — Senator Chuck Schumer was seen struggling with Costco security guards after failing to show his membership card at the entrance of the warehouse, an event the politician was heard loudly calling "Jim Crow 2.0." Schumer reportedly urged other shoppers to call their senators and representatives to inform them that this was a clear sign that democracy itself was in danger if the SAVE Act, which would require voters to show identification, were to pass. "This is just the beginning!" the Senate minority leader was heard shouting. "They want me to show an ID to enter Costco?! This is clearly a violation of my civil rights. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/jim-crow-20-shouts-chuck-schumer-while-being-escorted-out-of-costco-for-not-having-membership-card

Iran Boasts It Has Destroyed Hundreds Of US Missiles With Its Buildings TEHRAN — As the conflict in the Middle East stretched into a second week, the Iranian government issued a public statement boasting that it had destroyed hundreds of U.S. missiles with its buildings. Despite losing dozens of members of its leadership, the embattled Ayatollah's regime remained defiant while taunting the world that it had successfully wiped out hundreds — if not thousands — of U.S. missiles, drones, and bombs by blocking them with buildings and military bases throughout the country. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-boasts-it-has-destroyed-hundreds-of-us-missiles-with-its-buildings

Obama Library To Feature Interactive Exhibit Where Visitors Can Print Their Own Birth Certificates CHICAGO, IL — According to early reviews, the new Obama Presidential Center boasts an exciting interactive exhibit for all ages where guests can make their own birth certificate. The hotly anticipated feature will allow visitors to step into the shoes of America's 44th president. "Wow! Now I'm an American citizen just like Obama!" said one Kenyan child. "It's so easy!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-library-to-feature-interactive-exhibit-where-visitors-can-print-their-own-birth-certificates

Mamdani Condemns New Yorkers For Making Muslims Throw Bombs At Them NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani has strongly condemned New Yorkers for making Muslims throw improvised explosive devices at them. After two bombs were hurled by ISIS-inspired Muslims at a group gathered near the Mayor's mansion, Mamdani demanded that people stop forcing Muslims to kill them with explosives. "I am absolutely disgusted that people would make Muslims throw bombs at them," said Mamdani. "I condemn the people who had bombs chucked at them in the strongest possible manner. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-condemns-new-yorkers-for-making-muslims-throw-bombs-at-them

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man. Desperately wanted siesta but needed to ES, allopatric itinerary man. Nearly fell asleep while T-B.-mobiling to first ES in FST, need zzz we man. Breakfasted at Mexican place in FST, timely we man. We consumed huevos rancheros, ingest we man. Got Many (2+1) items at FST market, 2 of them on sale F$WM. Trip to second ES a long way, new to us man. Scored steals at ES, q.v. Friday ES report man. Returned to casa and serviced indignant miu, service miu we man. Siesta'd for a planned hour-plus, beginning good but awoke from hip pain man. The de-skoolbused Mini-B. wanted time before din-din, watch TV news we man. Found Mini-B. zzz-ing lengthwise on his bed, out-zonked wee man man. Din-din (at nearly Many [2x2x2] p.m.) was Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was The Naked Gun ManyMany 1/Many'rd: The Final Insult, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This just made minimum quota for the week, 2x2x2 +2 bowls man. Mini-B. now gaming with amigos, up all night wee man man. We are trashed and need major HSM, corporeally hosed we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We have itineraried 2 ESs, a GS, and an MS for Saturday, highly proximal man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Wonderful!

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A Muslim U.S. Soldier Says She'll Disobey Commands to Fight Muslims. Now What? Will Fariah Brewer be disciplined? Will she be thrown out of the military? Wearing a hijab, Brewer on Monday recorded a video that quickly went viral. In it, she happily admits that if she is commanded, as a member of the U.S. military, to fight other Muslims, she would disobey the orders. She makes this clear in the context of a discussion of the conflict with the Islamic Republic of Iran. Will the Army take action? Or would doing anything to call Brewer to account be "Islamophobic"? [...] https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2026/03/27/a-muslim-soldier-says-she-will-disobey-commands-to-fight-muslims-now-what-n4951129

We should all be spittin' mad. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now it Can Be Told: The Lives Ruined by the COVID Jab Apparently, we can finally talk about it in the mainstream media. For years, we were censored, called names, and polls were done asking people whether we belonged in concentration camps. Half of Democrats believed it should be a criminal offense to question the efficacy of the vaccine. Seriously. Almost half of Democrats once believed that if you were a vaccine skeptic, you belonged in a camp and should have your children taken away. One of my own family members believed that. Other findings from the poll: [...] Well, five years later, you can read a piece in The Telegraph about "the lives ruined by the COVID jabs." And many of those lives ruined were those of people who were at almost zero danger from the virus itself. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2026/03/27/now-it-can-be-told-the-lives-ruined-by-the-covid-jab-n3813326

Uh-oh. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Drone Warfare Has Come to the United States Amid the raging conflict in the Middle East, the astonishing events at Barksdale Air Force Base earlier this month have attracted only limited media attention. It is reported that swarms of unidentified drones repeatedly loitered over Barksdale between March 9 and 15, drawing no publicly known effective response from the military or the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Barksdale is the headquarters of the Air Force's Global Strike Command, which is responsible for the nation's nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles and strategic bomber forces, including B2, B1, and B52 aircraft. The base is home to the 2nd Bomb Wing B52s and is the central hub of communications and logistical support for coordinating and directing those forces. The fact that potentially threatening drones were able to operate over such a critical complex with apparent impunity over several days, after a similar event, spanning 17 days, occurred more than two years ago at Langley AFB, is astonishing. Reports indicate that Barksdale personnel were repeatedly ordered to take cover as drones roamed over buildings and aircraft. [...] https://nationalinterest.org/feature/drone-warfare-has-come-to-the-united-states

This sounds like potentially good news, at long last. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vance: Rep. Ilhan Omar Definitely Committed Immigration Fraud, Stephen Miller Is Looking Into "What The Remedies Are" Vice President J.D. Vance said Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) has "definitely" committed immigration fraud in an interview on "The Benny Johnson Show." BENNY JOHNSON, HOST: Talk about Ilhan Omar and Tim Walz, and obviously Ilhan Omar, the president and the White House have been out saying that she married her brother, that there is immigration fraud going on here. These are deportable, denaturalization offenses. Can you give us an update on that? [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2026/03/27/vance_rep_ilhan_omar_definitely_committed_immigration_fraud_stephen_miller_is_looking_into_what_the_remedies_are.html

This is so informative that I was sorry when it was over. You might be too shocked even to shake your head in disbelief. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Learning From Minnesota's Somali Fraud Scandal [...] Long known for having a largely Scandinavian population, Minnesota is now home to the largest Somali population in North America, numbering roughly 100,000, most of whom are congregated in the Twin Cities metropolitan area. The seeds of this community were planted in the early 1990s, when the State Department directed thousands of refugees from Somalia's civil war to Minnesota. Except for a dip in 2008, the immigration of Somalis into Minnesota has continued unabated, augmented by Somalis arriving from other states. The latter likely has to do with Minnesota's generous welfare and charity policies. As Professor Ahmed Samatar of Saint Paul's Macalester College was quoted as saying in a 2015 Washington Times story, Minnesota is "the closest thing in the United States to a true social democratic state." The massive fraud currently in the news was not the first controversy surrounding the Somali immigrant community. [...] https://imprimis.hillsdale.edu/learning-from-minnesotas-somali-fraud-scandal/

Wonderful! I personally urge you to draft your estate documents.

We can hope that this will sufficiently distract everyone from voting for this whackadoo.

Good, good. One underrated aspect of this process is finally completing the last lines/boxes of our VJ timelines. The waiting stinks. Have faith that progress WILL happen.