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ICE Agents Disguise Themselves As Capitol Police So Democrats Will Defend Them MINNEAPOLIS, MN — According to witnesses, federal ICE agents shifted their tactics slightly by donning Capitol Police uniforms so that Democrats would start defending them from being harmed. "I wish we had thought of this sooner," one ICE officer was heard saying. "It's like flipping a switch in their brains that makes them appreciate us." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/ice-agents-disguise-themselves-as-capitol-police-so-democrats-will-defend-them

Democrats Warn Of Chilling Effect Voter ID Will Have On Rigged Elections [...] According to Democrat leadership, voter ID laws are cruel, unconstitutional, and could deny the basic human right of illegally tampering with American elections. "How will we ensure that the right person wins the election if voter ID laws keep us from rigging them?" Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer asked reporters. "It's [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-of-chilling-effect-voter-id-will-have-on-rigged-elections

Democrats Say Things Would Be Much Safer If Law Enforcement Would Just Stop Trying To Enforce The Law WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following recent ICE-related shootings, Democrat leaders stepped forward to remind the nation that everything would be much safer if law enforcement would just stop enforcing the law. According to Democrat lawmakers, the recent spate of violence and rioting could all have been avoided if law enforcement agents had just avoided conflict and sought peaceful resolutions by not preventing criminals from continuing to break the law. "Clearly, the problem here is the enforcement of laws," House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries told reporters. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-say-things-would-be-much-safer-if-law-enforcement-would-just-stop-trying-to-enforce-the-law

Democrats Demand To Know Why ICE Agents Can't Just Shoot Cars In The Leg MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Democrats took to social media following the deadly ICE shooting in Minneapolis to demand to know why the agents can't just shoot cars in the legs to de-escalate situations. In the wake of the shooting of a protester, Democrats renewed their calls for law enforcement officers to wound criminals instead of shooting to kill when confronted with split-second life-or-death decisions. "I know exactly what I would do in that situation," Democrat Dan Sands wrote on social media platform X. "I would [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-demand-to-know-why-ice-agents-cant-just-shoot-cars-in-the-leg

Maduro Now Polling As Most Popular Democrat [...] A poll of likely Democratic voters taken in the first week of January 2026 showed a dramatic shift in support from other popular candidates to Maduro, now that he has been relieved of his position as leader of the Venezuelan government and arrived in the United States. "The voters obviously love him," said one pollster. "Honestly, it shouldn't surprise anyone. He has everything Democrats want in a politician: suppression of freedom, unbridled corruption, and straight-up socialism. Now that he's residing in the U.S., he's a shoo-in for the nomination. There's already a campaign office set up for him, and ‘Maduro 2028' signs are being printed as we speak." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/maduro-now-polling-as-most-popular-democrat

This story gives insight into how simply some of these operations are conceived. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Border Patrol finds 14 people in hidden compartment inside box truck at checkpoint Three people accused of smuggling people illegally present in the country were arrested at the Falfurrias checkpoint after they loaded 14 people into a hidden compartment inside a box truck in Hidalgo County. Yolanda Faye Wright, Jose Enrrique Murillo-Aguilar, Allan Michel Diaz-Cruz are charged with conspiracy to transport people from a location in Hidalgo County to a location in Brooks County by means of vehicle, according to a criminal complaint. At around 5 a.m. on Wednesday, a white International box truck driven by Wright arrived at the Falfurrias Border Patrol immigration checkpoint. When asked what she was hauling, Wright responded that she was hauling tires and provided a handwritten receipt for the cargo which was locked with a padlock. [...] https://myrgv.com/local-news/2026/01/16/border-patrol-finds-14-people-in-hidden-compartment-inside-box-truck-at-checkpoint/

Thrilling Sunday-on-Monday report, see man: No siesta all day on a Sunday, man. We had just swung our carcass from bed when Mama T-B. called, voicemail it we man. She called Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- MORE times, voicemail all we man. It took nearly half an hour to de-voicemail all those, man. In 2 of them, she said, "Don't call us, no man -- COME, si man," si and no man. We unwillingly prepped our carcass to visit, si man. Then ex-Mrs.-T-B. called, call ex-she man we man man. "Why don't you call your mom, huh man? She's worried that you're dead, si man," man. We texted Mama T-B., see man: "Coming now, si man. Do not call, no man," si and no man. Our blood pressure was not to be measured at this point, no man. We arrived, and Mama T-B. aysheeped at us, see man: "Why didn't you call, huh man?", si man. We said nothing, still seething we man man. We caddied her weekly pills and did her other stuff with minimal comment, si man. Feeder-lady arrived with lunch, si man. Mama T-B. said to give her the fruit and give lunch to us*, si man. *in direct contradiction to voicemailed orders to us NOT to arrive during lunch, man. Lunch was hamburger steak, mashed potatoes, and sliced carrots, ingest we man. Visit lasted almost an hour, short man. Mama T-B. said to call her even if she tells us not to, man. Mini-B. was up when we returned, minor miracle man. For lunch, Mini-B. consumed RTG, ingest wee man. He then helped us change 2 beds, minor miracle man. NFL game was watched, watch and lament result Two Guys man. Beyond all hope, Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This attained our minimum weekly quota of Many (2x2x2 +2) bowls, sucked it out at last minute man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. arrived after a business meeting, end of Two Guys week man. Mini-B. agreed that it was a pretty good Two Guys week, Two Guys man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. reported that orange mini-miu loved our gifted miu-brush, accurate we man. We used new gas dryer for our Many (2+1) LLs, inaugural use man. It's a real regression, return to Neolithic Era man. Old electric dryer let us decide when a load was "just dry" with a continuous timer, si man. New dryer forces intervention (extra cycles, checking, tweaking) because it removed that control, sigh man. Calling this "efficiency" is mostly about energy compliance and liability, not better outcomes, si and no man. So, no man — this is not technological progress for the user, no man. It's progress for regulators, manufacturers, and energy metrics, at the expense of predictability and autonomy, si and sigh and man. Din-din was scoop-cheaps (Aldi) and salsa (Costco), ingest we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Monday plans include probable return of "new" electric dryer, hi and bye man. We must dish the warsher, too exhausted today man. We should also visit Costco or Costco Business Center, couple of Major Food Groups needed man. We absolutely must restock entire lower fridge-shelf with Powerade Zero grape, tired of lousy Gatorade Zero we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

It was Many degrees, si and see and by your own admission man. Sounds like you two need to be ensconced in an orchid greenhouse or somewhere, si man.

Sunday! Time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== PEDRO THE QUOTE MASTER It was the first day of school and a new student, Pedro, the son of a Mexican telecom tycoon, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good! Now, who said "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'?" Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863," said Pedro. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do. She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans." "Who said that?" she demanded. Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Pedro said, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh, yeah? Suck this!" Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinski, 1997!" Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You little brat. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh, poop -- we're in BIG trouble now!" Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."

You got it! You're welcome, and good luck with your AOS. --- Thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the "AOS from K Visas" Process forum -- OP is at that stage.

Thrilling Saturday report, see man: We let Mini-B. zzz until half an hour before noon, birthday-zzz wee man man. Lunch was 2 PB&J sandwiches each, ingest Two Guys man. No GS-/ES-ing was even thinkable, forget it man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. procured cupcakes and said that we should all go visit Mama T-B., gang invasion man. We got there shortly after 1 p.m., gang invasion man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. chauffeured us, surprisingly safely, so Bro G.'s rubia remains the worst-driverette champ man. We let Mama T-B. give Mini-B. the birthday card + $ that we'd procured on her behalf, si man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. helped fix Mama T-B.'s phone, big point of aysheep behavior man. Everything went well until we attempted to load Mama T-B.'s weekly pills, mandatory for today man. Mama T-B. went aysheep and said "now is not the time, no man," si and no man man. We reminded her that this was the chief and mandatory point of the visit, si man. Mama T-B. went even more aysheep and ex-Mrs.-T-B. stopped us, man. Mama T-B. threw us out of the room, sigh and bye man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and Mini-B. exited in tears several minutes later, sigh man. We were afraid that the day was hosed, sigh man. However, Mini-B. found funny cat videos on the drive back, si man. We returned to the casa and did card/gift openings, pleased wee man man. We had stuff for him and for our grandson the cute and orange mini-miu man. This visit lasted 2 hours, si man. During this time and over several hours, Mama T-B. phoned us Many (2x2x2 +1) -- si man, Many (2x2x2 +1) -- times, man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. heard every word, Many00% aysheep man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. tried to hide her shock when we said that this was not unusual, si and no man. We think that she now has a better understanding of what we're subjected to, si and sigh man. We decided to siesta, exhausted we man. We zzz'd but had a vivid nightmare, see man: Mama T-B. had a mansion-sized apartment that we were to vacate, deja vu man. We nonstopped at this for 2 full weeks, si man. We finally took a bathroom break, luxury man. During this, an estate co. came in and took all that we had boxed/packed, si man. We chased them on foot for miles, fruitlessly man. We reported this to Mama T-B. and she went Many,000% aysheep at us, sigh man. Not only that, but Uncle T-B. voicemailed us during said siesta, never fails man. At Many (2+2+2) p.m., ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up again, reappear ex-she man man. We'd left it up to Mini-B. to pick a birthday restaurant, discretionary wee man man. He wanted to watch an NBA game, televised man. He therefore wanted us to retrieve a 'za and ingest it at the casa, well OK man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. drove us to the 'za emporium, si man. We retrieved an extra-large 'roni 'za plus a club sandwich for her, paid for by we man man. We and Mini-B. consumed said 'za in its entirety, ingest Two Guys man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. consumed most of her large sandwich, semi-ingest ex-she man man. NBA game was watched, most of it pretty good man. We dozed off during part of it, zzz we man. Surprisingly, ex-Mrs.-T-B. did NOT zzz, almost a sure bet that she always will do so man. Game ended and ex-Mrs.-T-B. left, long birthday time spent man. Mini-B. gamed with amigo thereafter and is slowly prepping to embed himself, pretty good birthday man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Mandatory visit to Mama T-B. on Sunday that could have been handled Saturday, man. Many (2+1) laundry loads in rehooked warsher & new dryer, should be here to supervise same we man. NFL game in afternoon, watch Two Guys man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

The temperature in Chicago, Kansas, and Florida is Many degrees, issue settled man. If the shoe fits, si mam ma'am...

He wanted to get Physical. May he experience same during a life sentence in prison.

Congratulations!

What wildbug says. In addition, the visa could be refused on the grounds that she intends to fill a role that a U.S. citizen could perform (home health care, or similar).