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TBoneTX

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  1. Good and necesssary clarification to a general comment.
  2. Congratulations! Be sure to keep reporting on your experiences.
  3. Welcome to the forum! Do this, most definitely. This situation happens all the time, and USCIS/the NVC/the consulates know it. Upload what you can after you take your new position*, and have your wife bring copies to the interview. *congratulations!
  4. The waiting sucks but is part of the game (sigh). As hard as it is to think so now, believe that things WILL happen. Keep the faith.
  5. Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man. Miu quite active but then became somnolent, schizoid miu man. Breakfast was pre-cooked frozen fried eggs, ingest we man. A desperately needed attempted siesta failed, man. Packed for trip, bedroom door closed but miu asleep anyway man. Sneaked stuff downstairs, miu barely cognizant man. Left casa right at noon, perfectly envisioned man. As soon as we got onto I-Many, the skies opened, monsooned like an illegitimate male child man. Lasted for nearly an hour, even the ducks wore their overshoes man. Cleared into beautiful skies, finally man. Rant, man: Why must Many-wheelers ([2x2x2x2 +2]-wheelers) going Many+1 mph insist on passing other Many-wheelers that are going only Many mph, bollox up traffic for people with places to go and things to do man? Took break halfway through, other favorite medium-sized town man. Walmarted to find stuff that we didn't want to fight city traffic later to procure, nothing there man. HEB'd to find same stuff, not there either man. Finally found it at Brookshire Bros., except only Powerade Zero fruit punch and not grape man. Some places are uncivilized, conclude we man. Arrived at zzz-hotel in decent time, despite road destruction in the same places as last year, man. Din-din was at excellent Mexican restaurant 2 blocks away, tradition for we man man. We consumed cheaps/salsa, 2 sauced chicken enchiladas, rice+beans, & Many (2+1) flour tortillas, ingest we man. Tried semisuccessfully to stay awake for local news, see weather report we man. Siesta'd for an hour, not nearly enough zzz for we man man. Went to activity hotel, catch up with amigos we man. Distracted by Mini-B. asking for miu instructions, miu mad and wouldn't ingest miu-food man. Upon leaving, gassed the thirsty T-B.-mobile, good highway mileage man. Returned to zzz-hotel, using lobby computer* to type Thrilling Wednesday report man. *infernal VJ ads man No party with the local or traditional rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Thursday means itinerarying ESs, preliminarily looks like Many man. Afternoon will be activities, looking forward to same man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.
  6. It's Wednesday, and thus time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== BLIND MAN GOES PARACHUTING A blind man was describing his favorite sport -- parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him. "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "Well, I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for your final arrival on the ground?" he was asked again. "Oh, THAT?" he said. "The dog’s leash goes slack."
  7. Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Zzz'd soundly until alarm, wonderful injected HSM man. Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., quite timely wee man for once man. Our breakfast was pre-cooked fried eggs nuked to warmth, ingest we man. Siesta unsuccessful, too-caffeinated we man man. Weekly rainwater newspaper contained only BK coupons, no Subway for Many (2+1) months man. Discovered further trouble with Mini-B.'s next-year skool courses, man. Fortunately, Skool Kounsler available for caucus, caucus we man with she man man. Took "only" an hour-plus that we couldn't spare, man. Did other admin work, cash out Uncle T-B.'s matured CD we man. This took "only" an hour that we couldn't spare, man. Finally visited Mama T-B., visit we man senior she man man. She is not happy about our trip Wed-Sun, no man. We tried to up-clean the disasters committed by incompetent staff since Monday, man. Finally got a check in the mail, unacceptably delinquent payment for POTS* order man. *buy yours today, si man! Took it to bank amid gridlocked after-skool traffic, man. Then went to Uncle T-B.'s recycle bins to look for Subway coupons, none there either man. Subway will get no intentional business from us until they regain their senses, man. Mini-B. wanted BK** for din-din, accommodate wee man we man. **bought WUOC, F$WM No movie night, skool hoamwurk and pre-tripping duties man. We finally out-cleaned the back seat of the T-B.-mobile, untouched since June*** man. ***when Mama T-B. went down, sigh man We also updated our envelope of fast-food coupons, necessary man. The only valid ones are BK & Popeyes, what is going on with restaurateurs' common sense man?! We also paid bills, man. We still haven't packed a thing, no pack we man. We must create a "Miu Care" sheet for Miu T-B., fear disaster we man. Mini-B. will treat his sister as though she were his cute orange son, not similar mius at all man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. will either mail it in or forget about it entirely, know ex-she man we man man. We will return to a starving, aysheep miu, almost Many00% certain we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Wednesday duties as described, q.v. above man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.
  8. LPoP and unread, no see we man mam ma'am. However, further to Google Maps, we tried unmuting in the app, going to the stupid muted speaker, clicking, and hitting volume up, zero effect man.
  9. Depends whether one begins drinking immediately and heavily after injection, si and *hic* man.
  10. VJ is a great resource. One overlooked part of the satisfaction is being able to fill in that very last line in your VJ profile.
  11. Woo-hoo! Be sure to report on it.
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