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It is Sunday, and time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== HOW DIFFERENT PROFESSIONS MEASURE How do different professionals measure the volume of a ball? Mathematician: Measures the dimensions of the ball and calculates the volume. Engineer: Looks up the volume in the ball catalog. Physicist: Submerges the ball in a beaker of water and measures the displacement. Statistician: Compiles thousands of guesses about the volume without a single answer being correct. Lawyer: Explains to you why it is legally someone else's job to calculate the volume. Politician: Tells you every statistic about the ball, from every angle, his opinions on the ball, and his opponents' opinions, but still won't answer the question you actually asked. Banker: Prefers to invest in other people's guesses about the volume and charge a commission on the profits. Psychologist: Sits with the ball for an hour and tries to get it to talk about itself and its volume. Mechanic: Doesn't care about the volume, but asks when was the last time you replaced its timing belt. Economist: Explains that the volume depends on supply, demand, and global market conditions, and predicts that it will likely change in the future. Tech Guy: To measure ball volume, develops an app that crashes the first time you try to launch it. Doctor: Asks if the ball is experiencing any pain, orders some lab tests, and will get back to you with an answer in two weeks.

Trump Addresses Media After WHCD Shooting: "I Fought Like Hell To Stay" President Donald Trump addressed the media in the White House briefing room on Saturday following a shooting at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. [full text follows] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2026/04/25/trump_addresses_media_after_whcd_shooting_i_fought_like_hell_to_stay.html

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: De-zzz'd ourself too early but needed to if we were to GS/ES, disciplined we man. Breakfast was a turkey sandwich, ingest we man. GS'd/ES'd, q.v. above man. After last stop, pre-ordered a carryout XL 'roni 'za, pre-order we man. Transported said 'za to the casa, Mini-B. still dozing at half-past 1 p.m. man. Breakfast/lunch for Mini-B. was half of said 'za, ingest wee man. Lunch/din-din for us was half of said 'za, ingest we man. A wonderful siesta was then taken by us, zzz we man. Awoke with Many (2+1) errands in mind, motivated we man. First, got our hairs cut, just before shop closed man. Second, retrieved Rx's from pharmacy, just before pharmacy closed man. Many'rd, visited orange miu, requested by vacationing ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. In all Many (2+1) locales, was inundated by love-bugs, mating everywhere man. Orange miu didn't recognize us at first, reintroduce ourself as Grandpa we man. Miu had no wet glop, ex-Mrs.-T-B. usually forgets this or is scared of ants man. Miu consumed wet glop, ingest miu man. Miu enjoyed brushing, fortunately able to locate miu-brush we man. Half of miu came out in miu-brush, impressive orange output man. Miu wanted to play, fortunately some fuzzy balls available man. Miu wanted to play with spinning floor toy, batteries dead because ignored by ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. We apologized to miu and promised reconciliation, saddened we man. Upon our return to casa, Mini-B. requested din-din, we used to be able to ingest like that man. Din-din for Mini-B. was RTG, Retarded Tuna Glop ingest wee man man. Movie night was Many (2+1) YouTube episodes of Midwest Safety, watch cop show Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This makes an even Many (2x2x2 +2+2) bowls for the week, long time since that exalted tally man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must conquer the usual Many (2+1) LLs + dish the warsher on Sunday, domestic we man. Mama T-B. also influencing another visit, this one can wait please man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We indeed attended all Many (2+2) ESs and Many (2+2+1) GSs, dependable we man. The individual GSs were wastes, rather typical man. The larger church GS yielded nothing, first time in recorded history man. Many (2+1) of the Many (2+2) ESs yielded nothing, bummer man. The other church GS and the Many'th (2+2th) ES yielded the take, see man: -- pill-caddy for Mama T-B.'s possible use = half a buck, OK man -- NIP canister quick oatmeal, NIP microwave rotini = $1, steal man Total = $1 + half a buck

These livestock have the same right to be pleasured by Afghans as do any critters!

The above might set a record for Pooky's longest post. Unsure why the Falklands would be all that valuable anyway. I remember PM Thatcher calling the Argentinians "the Argentyne" during that time.

Saw the reports on NBC. Pretty good reporting and impromptu news conferences. Some reporter had heard a rumor that the guy had constructed the gun on the hotel premises. This is feasible if he was a guest at the hotel, which he apparently was because his room there was being searched. Obviously, much more information is to come.

This. Yes.

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Falklands Fallout: US Tells Britain to 'Falk Off' After Iran Snub – Piers Morgan Demands Rematch of 1776 Today, it was announced the White House may reconsider its stance on Britian's claim to the Falkland Islands because the UK did not support the war in Iran. This got Piers Morgan's knickers in a bunch. He believes the UK should get back the US as retribution. Good luck, big guy! [...] https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/04/24/piers-morgan-the-uk-england-will-retake-the-united-states-n2427488

France: Afghan Facing Trial for Raping Goats and Sheep A 19-year-old Afghan is set to stand trial in France after being accused of repeatedly abusing goats and sheep near Marseille. The suspect was arrested on the night of April 10th [...] https://europeanconservative.com/articles/news-corner/france-afghan-facing-trial-for-raping-goats-and-sheep/

Charlottesville: The Deceit Underlying the Hoax For years, Democratic politicians and their allies in the legacy media have spread the damnable Charlottesville Hoax: the propaganda myth that President Trump praised bigots who rioted in 2017 in the Virginia town. Of course, the opposite is true, as Trump actually said: "I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and white nationalists because they should be condemned totally." Now, we learn that the entire hoax of Trump and Charlottesville is, itself, built upon another grand lie. The media and people like Joe Biden have continually pushed the narrative that some big, organic gathering of hateful Americans descended upon Charlottesville and represented some larger threat to the republic itself. But it now turns out that the "Unite the Right" rally was organized and financed by the highly partisan, left-wing Southern Poverty Law Center. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2026/04/24/charlottesville_the_deceit_underlying_the_hoax_154063.html

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: No one wanted to get up, groggy Two Guys man. Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man. Immediate siesta fairly successful, some zzz we man. Breakfast/lunch was 2 ham sandwiches, ingest we man. Set out ES-ing, ES we man. Remembered that we needed to retrieve Mama T-B.'s taxes from CPA, remember we man. Did that first, do the needful we man. As we left, Mama T-B. called, needful senior she man man. She was logically on our way to our ESs, see Mama T-B. first therefore man. This essentially precluded visiting the first ES, oh well man. Attended other 2 ESs, q.v. man. Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest traditional Friday din-din Two Guys man. Movie night immediately followed, watch Jackass 2.Many Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. NBA game soon thereafter, reason for immediately postprandial movie man. Another bowl of Costco popcorn was consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallied to Many (2x2x2x2) popcorns for the week, impressive ingestation man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and Many (2+2+1) GSs for Saturday, itinerary we man. Two GSs are mass deals by churches, typically promising man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

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Friday ES report, see man: We attended 2 of the Many (2+1) ESs, see mundane reason in Thrilling Friday non-ES report later man. The first ES yielded the take, see man: -- 2 Oneida din-din forks, fancy metal outlet switchplate = $2 + half a buck, deal man Total = $2 + half a buck The second ES, although a bust, was shrinkologically damaging, si man. The entire first floor held banana- & miu-related objects, art, books, and trinkets, psychotic man. The entire second floor held cow- and Astros-related objects, art, and trinkets, semi-psychotic man. We damaged our body climbing the stairs, ow ow OW OW OW man. We damaged our brain inspecting the offerings, 🤫 man. We cannot conceive of having had those people as neighbors, frightful prospect man. Now we need not only a complete body-transplant but also a brain transplant, damaged we man.