The Rant, Third Anniversary Edition

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up to his eyeballs in poop too

Speaking of , where's Tark....

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

and his chinabroad aunties old lady sea hags.....whatever they are......

Harem of old Chinese women, every man's dream?

[TBoneTX 45,319]

2. Where are my hair products

1. why isn't it FRIDAY!

1. It IS Friday, see time of posting Jarklar ma'am.

2. Ax your husband, si ma'am (as in query him about their lack and clobber him therefor, play on words ma'am).

Many words...

Hair pic now...

Hairpick is ONE word, man.

My neck and shoulder hurt!! I know I should suck it up and go to the chiropractor but I hate going to any kids of doctor/therapy. The Jedi has filled my quota for doctor visits for the next Many years!

Doctor quota precised, and go get acupunked, D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

1. I get a "frozen shoulder" every now and then...

2. How would it help Stretch if hillbilly gave you a massage?

Many. I'm pretty good at not giving massages. Ya want me ta not give you one?

1. Those are NOT fun, NO man.

2. Now THIS is funny, hee hee man.

Many. "Waiter! I'd like a cup of coffee without cream."

"We're all out of cream, sir; how about having it without milk?"

Nah. They are wonderful Liverpudlian lasses-lol. A scary bunch.

We'll say -- they kidnapped and tied up Gulliver, as described in the book "Gulliver Among the Liverpudlians," read man.

Speaking of ####, where's Tark....

Read your own thread, Mr. Too Blind to Si Man.

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We stayed late at the office today, midnight oiler man.

We filled POTS orders, catch up man.

We signed another large corporate POTS contract, whee man.

We filed a complaint against our treatment at POE, grrr man.

We urgently requested return of our Customs-confiscated Mexican pre-owned toilet seats, import-duty disagreements man.

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We forgot to mention that Mrs. T-B. had an accident in the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile while we were in Mexico, great timing she man.

One door pretty bashed-up but still openable/closable, small blessings man.

Other driverette (originally from a place beginning with Viet) refused to provide license/insurance and was quite rude to Mrs. T-B. until Mrs. T-B. showed proof of insurance, racially discriminatory man.

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During our barely 2-day absence, Mrs. T-B. managed to dirty every plate, dish, bowl, cup, pan, pot, spatula, knife, and silverware item in the casa, outdone herself she man.

We therefore fully dished and de-dished the warsher once tonight already, job of husband man.

We have just fully re-dished the warsher again tonight, grrr man.

During the #1 warsher-dishing, Mrs. T-B. managed to foul 2 more coffee cups and Many (2+2) more teaspoons, prolific she man.

Call the rubias and/or shoot us now, man.

In protest of this outrage, we shall NOT wait up to de-dish the warsher this second time, stand up for our rights man.

Edited April 8, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,319]

Cat is still like glue, dedicated to Cat-Daddy miu man.

Cat napped with us postprandially, we and miu zzz man.

Cat occupied our stomach during late TV news, miu atop we man.

Cat occupying our lap during typing of this post, miu-in-lap we man.

As Mini-B. used to say, his big sister is "soft & juicy," corpulent furry miu man.

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As afore-stated, Mini-B. is suddenly re-interested in trains, Thomas & Amigos man.

Upon request, Mrs. T-B. dug deeply into bins of toys and found Henry, the #Many green engine man.

Mini-B. was overjoyed, glee whee wee man.

Next, we must figure out how to remove the Mrs.-T-B. hairs from the wheels of Gordon, the proud & strong #Many blue engine, dilemma man.

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(Expectant) cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with generously allocatable +1 inventories!

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Next, we must figure out how to remove the Mrs.-T-B. hairs from the wheels of Gordon, the proud & strong #Many blue engine, dilemma man.

The struggle is real with long hair, it gets everywhere.

This baby and I use the term baby lightly as he is now 11 months old, is the worst sleeper ever especially since he has stopped being fond of being nursed to sleep. I've gone and ordered a copy of the Ferber sleep book because I need sleep, really need sleep and the only sleep I've gotten recently has been from Ferberizing.

[SAT 9,609]

Hairpick is ONE word, man.

No in Polish math, ya idiot!

[SAT 9,609]

The struggle is real with long hair, it gets everywhere.

This baby and I use the term baby lightly as he is now 11 months old, is the worst sleeper ever especially since he has stopped being fond of being nursed to sleep. I've gone and ordered a copy of the Ferber sleep book because I need sleep, really need sleep and the only sleep I've gotten recently has been from Ferberizing.

The Little Turtle climbs out of bed, runs around in the dark for a half an hour before coming back to the bed, then asks to be picked up, and runs around the bed for another half hour before wiggling around in Tiff's arms for another 20 minutes or so. Then she'll finally hug her stuffed bunny to sleep.

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The Little Turtle climbs out of bed, runs around in the dark for a half an hour before coming back to the bed, then asks to be picked up, and runs around the bed for another half hour before wiggling around in Tiff's arms for another 20 minutes or so. Then she'll finally hug her stuffed bunny to sleep.

If those kind of actions keep up, there will never be another little whatever with Tiff. Why do you have the kid sleeping in your bed in the first place?

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Speaking of ####, where's Tark....

I thought we had determined he had been incarcerated in a sting operation? Looks like he's been released though, and now just under charges of attempting to smuggle biological warfare agents into the country from Mexico.