The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[SAT 9,609]

happy mothers day to all the moms here...the news ones, more seasoned ones, and moms to be.

Stretch is all of the above...

[Ontarkie 14,217]

Your mileage might vary.

Thank you, now I hope I remember that.

happy mothers day to all the moms here...the news ones, more seasoned ones, and moms to be.

Thanks Kit

Stretch is all of the above...

Hey I'm not a mom to be

[SAT 9,609]

Hey I'm not a mom to be

We'll have to speak to hillbilly about that.....

[Ontarkie 14,217]

We'll have to speak to hillbilly about that.....

He doesn't get a say in this

[TBoneTX 45,259]

I'm beginning to think that the WCG, is none other than Tark himself. Perhaps an alter ego, or an imaginary friend, someone he aspires to be.....

Not altered, imagined, or anything but someone whom we aspire to be, awestruck man... except that Mrs. T-B. would leave us, bye she man.

Come to think of it, this would be a plus -- we could finally be with the rubias, whee man.

Oh boy I'm happy it doesn't work like that

Oh boy we're happy that you DO know how it works and that it works so well that you're pregnant again, D ma'am!

Both the littles won't stay out of the bedroom, the Tornado is yelling Out Out Daddy Out Out Daddy! Oh and the little sea monkey figured out how to get up on our bed so he' climbing all over the place in there

It's in their job descriptions, see D ma'am.

Apparently I'm a cat couch this morning.

Heaven, whee Niki-B. ma'am.

Edited May 10, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,259]

I need to head out and get the sea monkey some more PJ's seems he grew and went from Many m to Many m jammies

Garage sales, whee D ma'am.

Stretch is all of the above...

Especially the mom-to-be part, whee D ma'am!

Hey I'm not a mom to be

Do not deny the inevitable, oj nie D.

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Present Asia! Present, PRESENT Asia!

Saturday & GS Reports, see and see man:

Arose unwillingly at o'dark-Many, yawn man.

First Many GSs duds, oh well man.

Deviated from itinerary to get dry-cleaning in just in time for same-day readiness, whee man.

Next stop was an excellent ES, reward man.

Several subdivision GSs also panned out, whee man.

The take, see man:

-- Many (2x2x2x2x2x2-[2x2x2]-[2x2+1]) toiletry items, Many (2x2x2x2x2+2+1) usable;

American flag; steak-knife = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

-- book for Mini-B. = half of half a buck, fair man

-- book for MIni-B. = free, whee man

-- 2 new-in-package dust-respirator masks = $2, steal man

-- half-full jug of Purex laundry detergent = buck-&-a-half, steal man

-- Many (2+1) spoons, 2 forks, unopened cough-syrup, bathmat, battery alarm-clock,

suede coat = $Many ($2x2x2x2-1), steal man

-- shirt with cats on it for Mini-B. = half a buck, OK man

-- Many (2+2) warshcloths = $1, deal man

-- Many (2+1) shirts & 1 pants for Mini-B. = $1, deal man

-- verrrrry sharp hedge-clippers (manual kind) = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man.

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 - half a buck and half-of-half a buck), steal man.

Rushed back to casa before noon, to fulfill sworn oath, we swear man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. dressed for party but leaving casa, surprise man.

Mrs. T-B. said that Mini-B. disallowed her from preparing for in-casa entertaining, wee man.

Mrs. T-B. therefore canceled caucus with Mama T-B. & Aunt T-B., sigh man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. attending little colleague's birthday party instead, alternative man.

This enabled us to mow the lawn, in prep for forecast rain next week man.

Got glancingly bitten by unmounded hormigas del fuego, swept them off man.

While prepping back yard, noted gigantic rat near casa, oh rats man.

Got rise out of Mrs. T-B. later with announcement thereof, shriek she man.

After mow-lawning/shower/recovery, went to Dollar General, we man.

Used $Many-off-a-$Many-purchase coupon, Saturdays man.

Returned to casa and put away spoils, GSs & shopping man.

Just finished when exhausted Mrs. T-B. & buoyant Mini-B. returned, she & wee man.

Was apparently one hell of a party, party-animals man.

Retrieved dry-cleaning & visited supermarket, chores man.

Returned to nap like everyone, cat with us miu and we zzz man.

Upon awakening and after dinner, did more small chores man.

Dished, de-dished, re-dished, and must de-re-dish the warsher, mounds of stuff man.

Mornin', Commie-babe with whom we will AGAIN not interestingly caucus, oj nie and sigh.

We will be a disaster in the morn, after Many o'clock here man.

Mornin' also to all -babes with +1 inventories!

Edited May 10, 2015 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Just watched a documentary about Bajau people.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sama-Bajau_peoples

It made me sad watching people living their everyday without their basic needs being fulfilled

[SAT 9,609]

What basic needs? Food?

It's their way Asia. They're probably perfectly happy...

[Ontarkie 14,217]

Why why oh why does my child insist on waking up at 5 am. I can't even see sstraight!

[SAT 9,609]

Make hillbilly get up to care for his hillbilly child. Since no Canadian child would do that.....

She wanted to go hunting, that's why.....

[Ontarkie 14,217]

ya right!

This would be where he is slacking off, seems he thinks he doesn't get enough sleep even when he goes to bed at 9pm doesn't get up in the middle of the night either.

[Ontarkie 14,217]

although atm i didn't keep the guy out of the room and I can here him

[SAT 9,609]

Hillbillies are lazy slack jawed yokels by nature's design.....

although atm i didn't keep the guy out of the room and I can here him

Luke wanna go fishing.