Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[NikLR 13,227]

Time up!

Niki fancy pic now.....

Edited December 13, 2014 by NLR

[TBoneTX 45,250]

next time it'll be the Tarkchevic Revolution.....

Already conducted and settled, see man. After much bloodletting and furious realignments of coalitions, I ended up back in charge, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,250]

eh - bite the bullet and get a truck.

City boy, yee-haaaaa man.

Airfare, many more than dentist costs from here though. Dentists are also cheap in the Philippines, if you can find a good one.

Plan a drive, see man. Dentists in Ecu even cheaper than in Mexico, according to WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo), currently availing himself of Ecu dentistry along with Mrs. WCG and Mama WCG, teeth man.

we sold the dodge woohoo! that thing is out of my life forever!

At least someone had success today, whee and grrr man.

Easy fix, leave before she can find someone to pawn off mini-T on. I mean he's much too old now, no way will you raise enough money to buy the car at a pawn shop with a kid that age.

Babies and even toddlers command a higher pawn price than a Many-year-old, $i man.

whadahela you talking about?

Read your own thread, SEE man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Christmas stuff unpacked and tomorrow I get to go get a tree by myself because the Dane is working all weekend. Joy.

Already conducted and settled, see man. After much bloodletting and furious realignments of coalitions, I ended up back in charge, si man.

So, you bought a car?

[TBoneTX 45,250]

that's your hair you're blonde too.

I still don't know how two of my kids ended up blonde

Maybe you're a rubia in disguise, D ma'am, in which case where were you when we were single, huh ma'am.

Maybe they're not yours !

Someone once noted that the most confusing day of the year is Mother's Day in Poland, oj tak.

[ducks for cover as Asia hurls something, oj duck]

an expensive Toyota

an expensive Honda

an expensive VW

How about an expensive Yugo, huh man?

Edited December 13, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,250]

Send her here to train my daughter.

Send her here to train Mrs. T-B., she man.

And, is it normal for little VJ to poopoo everytime she drinks her formula the first few days?

Absolutely, see man.

1. Oh ya totally normal breast milk is easy to digest. In one end and out just as fast. That's why they need to eat so often.

2. Bah I was dying my hair! Had to get rid of those nasty greys!

1. They need an all-day buffet, ingest man.

2. And you also get rid of those desirable rubia hairs. Where's the minus-Many button, boo ma'am?

toupee

English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak!

Edited December 13, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,250]

for example... for a limited time only

Oh our Godddd... forgot the stunningness... weak in knees, collapse man... not even a rubia and with this impact, traffic-stopper Niki-B. ma'am...

Edited December 13, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,250]

1. Christmas stuff unpacked and tomorrow I get to go get a tree by myself because the Dane is working all weekend. Joy.

2. So, you bought a car?

1. Joy, to you and to the world, world joy ma'am.

2. No, grrr man -- the rats sold it out from under me, seethe man. Had completely out-cleaned the existing T-B.-jalopy for trade, and loaded the brood in their seats, when decided to call to let it be known that we were coming, courtesy man.

Salesbastard: Didn't you get my message? Another guy here sold it today.

T-B.: Say what, man? Sold it?! What message?

S-b.: I left it on, I guess your work phone.

T-B.: Didn't you or your partner remember either time that I told you when I was coming down?

[s-b. silent]

T-B.: Thanks for wasting my time with your shoddy tactics.

S-b. [obviously listening hard]: No problem. Have a good afternoon. [click]

T-B.: ### censored ###

Dropped Mini-B. at Mama T-B.'s as planned, wee man.

Took Mrs. T-B. to honest dealership, salve man.

Used-car manager didn't have what we wanted on hand, no man.

However, he called his broker, lined up a possibility, and worked numbers, Algebra man.

Kindest treatment anyone could ever bestow, salve man.

However, probably won't consummate that deal, better ones man.

Made aborted stop at hard-sell dealership (also without desired stock), waste man.

Went to dinner with Mrs. T-B., barbecue man.

Found "soloautos.com" magazine, free man.

Read through after retrieving Mini-B. and returning to casa, peruse man.

On page Many, finally found alternate prospective T-B.-mobiles, options man.

Shall visit tomorrow, see them man.

Tension got to stomach this eve, emit man.

Car-shopping might subsume GSs, many on schedule sigh man.

Completely, utterly exhausted, too tired to zzz man.

Cat prep zzz (?) man.

Mornin', Commie-babe with +1 inventory!

Edited December 13, 2014 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of soup, I ordered an egg drop soup for takeout last week and it was like the worst thing I've ever had. They put so much thickener in, it was like jello. I will make it myself from now on.

They gave you a Fook drop soup......

[SAT 9,609]

for example... for a limited time only

Man I didn't say "Niki when she was 20 years old pic now"

But ok, I'll use that as miss December in my "2015 MILFs of VJ" calendar......

[SAT 9,609]

Christmas stuff unpacked and tomorrow I get to go get a tree by myself because the Dane is working all weekend. Joy.

I know you have ox-like strength, but you really shouldn't be lugging Christmas trees around in your pregdition.....

oh excuse me, a paganmas tree.....

[SAT 9,609]

2. No, grrr man -- the rats sold it out from under me, seethe man.

You mean to tell me that they only had 1 1998 Hyundai in their inventory??

And, you cheap of nature. Why don't you do like a normal person, and go lease a car for a hunnit fiddy bucks. No hassle man.....

Go get an Accord, a Toyota, a Hyundai, they're like Tark-cheap to lease. Ford's leasing program isn't too bad either.

[SAT 9,609]

Someone once noted that the most confusing day of the year is Mother's Day in Poland, oj tak.

How dare you insult my friend Asia's home country like that!

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

Someone once noted that the most confusing day of the year is Mother's Day in Poland, oj tak.

[ducks for cover as Asia hurls something, oj duck]

Really?

Who was it?

Was it me?

What was the explanation?

If it was me, I don't remember any of it