RUMORS OF TERRORISM

[LibCampFireClub 635]

Note the patented O'bama "middle-finger salute" in his response.

The country's in the very best of hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVSUDFzanwY

Reports indicate that some illegals received really special and nice things when they walked into the USA. Food, housing, bus and plane trips, welcome wagon, and stuff like that. The "Be Nice to Illegals, because all of them are Nice Like You and Me" group was reportedly caught with their pants down and unable to provide an explanation as to why some illegals were provided really, really nice stuff, and other illegals were provided stuff, but it wasn't as nice as the really, really nice stuff. The Be Nice to Illegals, because all of them are Nice Like You and Me group leaders are said to be worried that some people in the world may perceive that some illegals got nicer stuff because DHS was being played like a clarinet.

[Curmudgeon 227]

People without proper documentation are not illegal. Unauthorized but not illegal. Carry on with all he other bizarre speculation that you enjoy so much though.

[LibCampFireClub 635]

I recalculated according to the "be careful with the words you choose, they may offend someone; so, use this method to make sure you choose the right word" book.

As I worked through long-worded titled book I found this logic tree:

1. People are not illegal, but people may do illegal things

2. To do something illegal means someone did something to break the law

3. Naughty people always learn that ignorance of the law is no excuse! Naughty, naughty!!

4. When someone breaks the law, 5.0 may pursue them

5. However, 5.0 is instructed to ignore certain laws according to the ideology of someone who is their boss, and their boss' boss.

6. This means the lawbreakers still broke the law and did illegal things, and therefore 5.0 is saving space for them in the big house

7. There are lots of people who think the lawbreakers did nothing wrong, and wonder why there are so many mouth-breathing rednecks who want lawbreakers to go home and get back in line.

There are several steps included in this logical flow chart, but the final point circles back to the first point. So, it has been determined for the sake of clarity and brevity to call the lawbreakers "illegals" as it's just shorter, and sounds better. These terms may be revisited after its been determined the illegal did not cut in line, or be allowed to stay in America before anyone who actually paid fees and did NOT break the law.

It can sound a little complicated and confusing, but after you read through it several times, it will probably muddle the progressive mind and cause it to explode.

Edited September 19, 2014 by ExExpat

[Curmudgeon 227]

People who are in the US without documentation haven't broken any laws. I know it pains some people to discover this truth, but there it is. Anyway, carry on, just wanted to make sure that as this is an immigration website primarily, all our members are given proper respect, we wouldn't want to create the impression that some members are not welcome to visit all parts of the website, regardless of their current immigration status, now would we?

[UncleBeer 244]

People who are in the US without documentation haven't broken any laws. I know it pains some people to discover this truth, but there it is. Anyway, carry on, just wanted to make sure that as this is an immigration website primarily, all our members are given proper respect, we wouldn't want to create the impression that some members are not welcome to visit all parts of the website, regardless of their current immigration status, now would we?

Ugh: why distribute misinformation like this?

You're absolutely incorrect, and here's the applicable law:

e) Every alien, eighteen years of age and over, shall at all times carry with him and have in his personal possession any certificate of alien registration or alien registration receipt card issued to him pursuant to subsection (d) [where the government issues a "registration certificate" after each foreign national's registration]. Any alien who fails to comply with the provisions of this subsection shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and shall upon conviction for each offense be fined not to exceed $100 or be imprisoned not more than thirty days, or both.

You're welcome.

Reports indicate that some illegals received really special and nice things when they walked into the USA. Food, housing, bus and plane trips, welcome wagon, and stuff like that.

Well, that's just a rumor.

[Curmudgeon 227]

Ugh: why distribute misinformation like this?

You're absolutely incorrect, and here's the applicable law:

You're welcome.

Well, that's just a rumor.

A misdemeanor is not a felony. Nice try but, illegal is a misnomer. Being without documents is not a criminal offense, it's a civil one. Once again, this website is for all, not just those with proper documentation. Try to make allowances for people you don't like or understand. Thank you.

Edited September 19, 2014 by Curmudgeon

[UncleBeer 244]

A misdemeanor is not a felony. Nice try but, illegal is a misnomer. Being without documents is not a criminal offense, it's a civil one.

BREAKING THE LAW is ILLEGAL, whether felony or misdemeanor. Seriously. Before O'bama, that actually meant something.

Now, down to your specific untruth: You wrote:

People who are in the US without documentation haven't broken any laws.

As I pointed out that's simply not correct. Maybe your buds over at Huffington Post misinformed you, but it's not the truth as I pointed out. You could always 'man up' and admit you made a mistake...

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Gary! You're having a two way conversation!

[Curmudgeon 227]

Conversation? Hardly that Have at it, demonize people without documents on an immigration website, that's totally cool.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Well there's a semblance of dialogue, interspersed with demonic gloating and fanatical ranting.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Reports indicate that some illegals received really special and nice things when they walked into the USA. Food, housing, bus and plane trips, welcome wagon, and stuff like that. The "Be Nice to Illegals, because all of them are Nice Like You and Me" group was reportedly caught with their pants down and unable to provide an explanation as to why some illegals were provided really, really nice stuff, and other illegals were provided stuff, but it wasn't as nice as the really, really nice stuff. The Be Nice to Illegals, because all of them are Nice Like You and Me group leaders are said to be worried that some people in the world may perceive that some illegals got nicer stuff because DHS was being played like a clarinet.

"Reports indicate" - RWNJ code for "we have no way to back this up but it is outrageous nonsense that perfectly fits out agenda". Thank you.

[Curmudgeon 227]

I listened to an interesting radio program about the Bermuda Triangle this week. People who create fictionalized accounts of supposedly real phenomena rely on this 'there is a body of opinion' or 'experts conclude' thing a lot. These people who believe conspiracy theory stories tend to live in a vacuum of facts that they populate with fiction. It's brilliant if you can get away with it.

Well there's a semblance of dialogue, interspersed with demonic gloating and fanatical ranting.

You are right, there is a semblance of dialogue

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I listened to an interesting radio program about the Bermuda Triangle this week. People who create fictionalized accounts of supposedly real phenomena rely on this 'there is a body of opinion' or 'experts conclude' thing a lot. These people who believe conspiracy theory stories tend to live in a vacuum of facts that they populate with fiction. It's brilliant if you can get away with it.

There are books on Atlantis like that. Copy the style of non fiction books even though the content is completely anecdotal or fabricated.

[Curmudgeon 227]

There are books on Atlantis like that. Copy the style of non fiction books even though the content is completely anecdotal or fabricated.

Apparently, the truly wacky Bermuda Triangle conspiracy theorist concludes that in fact that the triangle phenomena is down to Atlantis and its 'inhabitants'. The fact that Atlantis is a fictional city/state that sunk off the coast of Cyprus or there a bouts seems to completely sail over these guys heads.

[UncleBeer 244]

Conversation? Hardly that

So: I take it there'll be no "manning up" and admission of untruths from you then?