florida is a great place to live

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

see, bigdog, kansas may be a bit boring but at least the kids won't be scarred for life on the sunday drive.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

It is a great place to live. Not such a great place to drive, though. Driving really is an adventure here, that's for sure. Our mix on the road goes something like this: teens texting while driving, women putting make-up (or shaving their bikini area, apparently), guys reading newspapers, old folk that can't react all that fast anymore, helmless crazies on bikes, tourists that don't know where they're going, illegals that do not seem to be used to driving on roads and, last but not least, rednecks in jacked up trucks. It's a daily accomplishment to make it home scratch free.

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

It is a great place to live. Not such a great place to drive, though. Driving really is an adventure here, that's for sure. Our mix on the road goes something like this: teens texting while driving, women putting make-up (or shaving their bikini area, apparently), guys reading newspapers, old folk that can't react all that fast anymore, helmless crazies on bikes, tourists that don't know where they're going, illegals that do not seem to be used to driving on roads and, last but not least, rednecks in jacked up trucks. It's a daily accomplishment to make it home scratch free.

and i thought dodging roadkill and suicidal deer was bad.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

and i thought dodging roadkill and suicidal deer was bad.

Oh no, that's nothing. I'd do that sleeping.

[Nina~ 431]

and i thought dodging roadkill and suicidal deer was bad.

But does your roadkill & deer have a shaved bikini area? You are just jealous

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

But does your roadkill & deer have a shaved bikini area? You are just jealous

i never stopped to check

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

i never stopped to check

maybe you should...

[luckytxn 2,264]

Wow. That steering wheel did a number on her face.

[LaL 418]

Isn't this an old story?

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

But does your roadkill & deer have a shaved bikini area? You are just jealous

It may have in Wisconsin.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/25475-man-has-sex-with-dead-deer#ixzz1LWKpFPf2

Man has sex with dead deer

A man is accused of having sex with the carcass of a deer that he found lying beside the road – but his lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn't an animal any more.

20-year-old Bryan James Hathaway of Superior, Wisconsin allegedly had sex with the deer corpse after he found it on the roadside on October 11 this year. Authorities say he told police that he noticed the deer lying in a ditch, and then moved the corpse into the woods.

He is charged with 'sexual gratification with an animal' – but in a magnificent piece of legal footwork, his attorney argues that he can't be guilty of that crime, because a carcass isn't an animal, the Duluth News Tribune reports.

Public defender Fredric Anderson filed a motion last week which claimed: 'The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass.'

He said that if you try to include corpses in the category of 'animals', then 'you really go down a slippery slope with absurd results.' The only clear place to draw a line in the definition of what is an animal, and what isn't, was at the point of death, he argued.

He gave the example of a roast turkey – with which it would be illegal to have sex under the braoder interpretation of the law – claiming that it was unreasonable to suggest it should still be classified as an animal for the purposes of law.

In response, prosecutor James Broughner argued that a deer carcass is still an animal – pointing out that in his statement to police, Hathaway called the corpse a 'dead deer,' demonstrating that he still thought of it as an animal.

Judge Michael Lucci noted when hearing the arguments that: 'I'm a little surprised this issue hasn't been tackled before in another case.'

If Hathaway is convicted, he could serve up to two years in prison, because of a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

... his lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn't an animal any more.

So, they're not denying that he had sex with the carcass. Oh Lord...

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

a good attorney will get that charge reduced to following too closely.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

a good attorney will get that charge reduced to following too closely.

Ooops, I slipped and fell and when I did, my ####### end up in this carcass. Sorry. That was an accident.

[Richie Rich 70]

Hi Guys --I am a Floridian and proud of it . It is indeed the best place to live in the US. There is never a dull moment . Of course we have some people who would do ''crazy ''things but that is the exception .

[luckytxn 2,264]

It is an adventure to drive in Florida.