Jump to content
LotofPatience

Some IR1/CR1 jokes

By LotofPatience in IR-1 / CR-1 Spouse Visa Process & Procedures

 Share

44 posts in this topic

Recommended Posts

LotofPatience Veteran

LotofPatience   65

Posted
Filed: IR-5 Country: India
 Timeline
Posted

Some IR1/CR1 jokes

Q) I want to bring my spouse from foreign country to the U.S. Which is the best method?

A) By air is the fastest and the best. I don't recommend bringing by ship since it takes longer time.

Q) What's I-130? I have heard about highways I-95, I-84 etc.?

A) Your GK is great. I-130 is kind of a route like you depicted, but speed limit is 1 to 2 mph!

Q) Instead of sending petitioner's and beneficiary's individual photos, can we send just one group photo?

A) Thank God! You didn't mention your grandpa and grandma in this group photo.

Q) Some people say that photo must be placed in a small bag and label it. Why this small bag is needed?

A) USCIS is short of bags.

Q) I don't know my father's DOB to fill in G-325A. How can I get it?

A) Ask to your paternal grandparents.

Q) How long should I wait for approval after sending I-130?

A) You can do your normal job. It will come when it is ready.

Q) I see that I-130 must be filled in CAPITAL. Does this mean I should go to Washington D.C and fill it?

A) Please kill me!

Q) I sent our marriage certificate and still got RFE. What other document should I send to overcome this RFE?

A) Your bedroom pics and videos during the pleasure is another choice.

Q) I am the sponsor. Can I include my stepson's (my wife's son before her previous marriage) girl friend and this girl

friend' parents in my I-130 application?

A) You can include, but USCIS will not give them visa.

Q) My wife has nobody in her country other than a cat. U.S doesn't allow animals to be imported. Is there any pet visa?

A) I can't answer to this question. I am a newbie!

Q) Can my spouse wear the T-shirt that is made of U.S flag during the interview to impress the Consulate officer?

A) Carry a small Statue of Liberty too in the hand

Enjoy guys! This is just for fun!

Loto

CSC - I-130 for Parents (IR5)

10/11/2011 - Sent to Chicago Lockbox

10/13/2011 - Delivered at Chicago Lockbox

10/17/2011 - Email received with Receipt#, Routed to CSC

10/18/2011 - Cleared the checks $420*2

10/21/2011 - Received NOA1

03/30/2012 - Received NOA2

NVC

04/19/2012 - NVC received

05/01/2012 - Case# generated

05/02/2012 - DS-3032 COA emailed

05/02/2012 - I-864 AOS Fee $88 paid

05/05/2012 - I-864 AOS package mailed to NVC

05/07/2012 - I-864 AOS package received by NVC

05/07/2012 - DS-3032 COA accepted

05/08/2012 - DS-230 IV Fee $230*2 paid

05/09/2012 - DS-230 IV package mailed to NVC

05/11/2012 - DS-230 IV package received by NVC

05/17/2012 - Case Completed

Consulate

07/02/2012 - VFS visit in Cochin

07/04/2012 - Medical in Chennai

07/12/2012 - Interview in Mumbai - Success!

09/08/2012 - POE at JFK, NY

Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Replies 43
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

TJ2010
TJ2010

Love it! The "pet visa" was my favourite! I'm pretty sure there is a pet visa... It's called the K-9 visa

LotofPatience
LotofPatience

Some IR1/CR1 jokes Q) I want to bring my spouse from foreign country to the U.S. Which is the best method? A) By air is the fastest and the best. I don't recommend bringing by ship since it takes lo

OBX
OBX

Everyone going through this process needs a little laugh...sure beats

Chella Contributor

Chella   1

Posted
Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: India
 Timeline
Posted

Some IR1/CR1 jokes

Q) I want to bring my spouse from foreign country to the U.S. Which is the best method?

A) By air is the fastest and the best. I don't recommend bringing by ship since it takes longer time.

Q) What's I-130? I have heard about highways I-95, I-84 etc.?

A) Your GK is great. I-130 is kind of a route like you depicted, but speed limit is 1 to 2 mph!

Q) Instead of sending petitioner's and beneficiary's individual photos, can we send just one group photo?

A) Thank God! You didn't mention your grandpa and grandma in this group photo.

Q) Some people say that photo must be placed in a small bag and label it. Why this small bag is needed?

A) USCIS is short of bags.

Q) I don't know my father's DOB to fill in G-325A. How can I get it?

A) Ask to your paternal grandparents.

Q) How long should I wait for approval after sending I-130?

A) You can do your normal job. It will come when it is ready.

Q) I see that I-130 must be filled in CAPITAL. Does this mean I should go to Washington D.C and fill it?

A) Please kill me!

Q) I sent our marriage certificate and still got RFE. What other document should I send to overcome this RFE?

A) Your bedroom pics and videos during the pleasure is another choice.

Q) I am the sponsor. Can I include my stepson's (my wife's son before her previous marriage) girl friend and this girl

friend' parents in my I-130 application?

A) You can include, but USCIS will not give them visa.

Q) My wife has nobody in her country other than a cat. U.S doesn't allow animals to be imported. Is there any pet visa?

A) I can't answer to this question. I am a newbie!

Q) Can my spouse wear the T-shirt that is made of U.S flag during the interview to impress the Consulate officer?

A) Carry a small Statue of Liberty too in the hand

Enjoy guys! This is just for fun!

Loto

This is the best jokes i have had and it makes you feel so good.

I had the same questions in mind but my wife told me to shut up.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
kruz_patz Rising Star

kruz_patz   22

Posted
Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: India
 Timeline
Posted

Bedroom pictures was really good one....... :dance::P:lol:

Some IR1/CR1 jokes

Q) I want to bring my spouse from foreign country to the U.S. Which is the best method?

A) By air is the fastest and the best. I don't recommend bringing by ship since it takes longer time.

Q) What's I-130? I have heard about highways I-95, I-84 etc.?

A) Your GK is great. I-130 is kind of a route like you depicted, but speed limit is 1 to 2 mph!

Q) Instead of sending petitioner's and beneficiary's individual photos, can we send just one group photo?

A) Thank God! You didn't mention your grandpa and grandma in this group photo.

Q) Some people say that photo must be placed in a small bag and label it. Why this small bag is needed?

A) USCIS is short of bags.

Q) I don't know my father's DOB to fill in G-325A. How can I get it?

A) Ask to your paternal grandparents.

Q) How long should I wait for approval after sending I-130?

A) You can do your normal job. It will come when it is ready.

Q) I see that I-130 must be filled in CAPITAL. Does this mean I should go to Washington D.C and fill it?

A) Please kill me!

Q) I sent our marriage certificate and still got RFE. What other document should I send to overcome this RFE?

A) Your bedroom pics and videos during the pleasure is another choice.

Q) I am the sponsor. Can I include my stepson's (my wife's son before her previous marriage) girl friend and this girl

friend' parents in my I-130 application?

A) You can include, but USCIS will not give them visa.

Q) My wife has nobody in her country other than a cat. U.S doesn't allow animals to be imported. Is there any pet visa?

A) I can't answer to this question. I am a newbie!

Q) Can my spouse wear the T-shirt that is made of U.S flag during the interview to impress the Consulate officer?

A) Carry a small Statue of Liberty too in the hand

Enjoy guys! This is just for fun!

Loto

Atlanta, GA (MM-DD-YYYY)
I-130 (IR-1) TIMELINE [MUMBAI CONSULATE]
07-02-2020 - I-130 SENT
06-01-2021 - APPROVED

NVC
06-06-2021 - Recevied NVC case no. - case entered into nvc's system

06-08-2021 - AOS fee
06-08-2021 - IV fee
07-05-2021 - IV & AOS documents submitted online

07-19-2021 - received message from NVC about case can not be processed unless all civil documents are submitted (was missing police clearance)

08-12-2021 - submitted police clearance certificate - which was last document submitted to NVC

11-05-2021 - Case completed at NVC - DQ

03-31-2022 - Interview letter received

04-28-2022 - Interview date at mumbai embassy

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,478

Posted
Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: China
 Timeline
Posted

Two IR-1 visa holders walk into a bar..

Oh wait.. I meant to say 'nuns'.

I can't tell that joke here.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
LotofPatience Veteran

LotofPatience   65

Posted
Filed: IR-5 Country: India
 Timeline
  • Author
Posted

Glad you liked it :-)

Loto

CSC - I-130 for Parents (IR5)

10/11/2011 - Sent to Chicago Lockbox

10/13/2011 - Delivered at Chicago Lockbox

10/17/2011 - Email received with Receipt#, Routed to CSC

10/18/2011 - Cleared the checks $420*2

10/21/2011 - Received NOA1

03/30/2012 - Received NOA2

NVC

04/19/2012 - NVC received

05/01/2012 - Case# generated

05/02/2012 - DS-3032 COA emailed

05/02/2012 - I-864 AOS Fee $88 paid

05/05/2012 - I-864 AOS package mailed to NVC

05/07/2012 - I-864 AOS package received by NVC

05/07/2012 - DS-3032 COA accepted

05/08/2012 - DS-230 IV Fee $230*2 paid

05/09/2012 - DS-230 IV package mailed to NVC

05/11/2012 - DS-230 IV package received by NVC

05/17/2012 - Case Completed

Consulate

07/02/2012 - VFS visit in Cochin

07/04/2012 - Medical in Chennai

07/12/2012 - Interview in Mumbai - Success!

09/08/2012 - POE at JFK, NY

Link to comment
Share on other sites
OBX Mentor

OBX   51

Posted
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
 Timeline
Posted

:lol:

Everyone going through this process needs a little laugh...sure beats :crying:

USCIS

NOA1 08/19/08

NOA2 01/20/09

NVC

Received 01/26/09

Completed 02/13/09 (19 Days)

Interview Assigned 03/27/09 (6 weeks after NVC completion)

Medical

04/14/09 (Toronto)

Interview

Montreal 05/12/09 (88 days after NVC completion) **APPROVED**

POE

06/16/09 Buffalo

07/02/09 Welcome Letter Received

07/07/09 Applied for SSN

07/10/09 "Card production ordered" email received

07/13/09 SSN received

07/14/09 "Approval notice sent" email received

07/17/09 GREEN CARD received

Removal of Conditions

03/21/11 I-751 mailed to VSC

03/23/11 I-751 received at VSC

03/29/11 Cheque Cashed

03/30/11 NOA1 received (3/24/11)

04/11/11 Biometrics appointment notice received

05/05/11 Biometric appointment

12/13/11 **Approval date** (5 days short of 9 months!)

12/19/11 Approval letter and green card received

Naturalization

05/16/2019 Filed online (estimated completion February 2020)

05/18/2019 Biometrics scheduled

05/21/2019 Receipt notice and biometrics notices posted to online account.05/23/2019 Hard copy of NOA1 received

05/24/2019 Hard copy of biometrics appointment received

06/07/2019 Biometrics appointment (estimated completion January 2020)

12/31/2019 Email received "Interview scheduled"

01/01/2020 Interview date notice posted to online account (02/19/2020)

01/05/2019 Hard copy of interview appointment received

02/19/2020 Interview (**Approved**) and same day Oath Ceremony. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
LotofPatience Veteran

LotofPatience   65

Posted
Filed: IR-5 Country: India
 Timeline
  • Author
Posted

:lol:

Everyone going through this process needs a little laugh...sure beats :crying:

Once the application is sent to USCIS, most of us are under stress due to the wait. So, I though some chuckles would help them to be young :-)

Loto

CSC - I-130 for Parents (IR5)

10/11/2011 - Sent to Chicago Lockbox

10/13/2011 - Delivered at Chicago Lockbox

10/17/2011 - Email received with Receipt#, Routed to CSC

10/18/2011 - Cleared the checks $420*2

10/21/2011 - Received NOA1

03/30/2012 - Received NOA2

NVC

04/19/2012 - NVC received

05/01/2012 - Case# generated

05/02/2012 - DS-3032 COA emailed

05/02/2012 - I-864 AOS Fee $88 paid

05/05/2012 - I-864 AOS package mailed to NVC

05/07/2012 - I-864 AOS package received by NVC

05/07/2012 - DS-3032 COA accepted

05/08/2012 - DS-230 IV Fee $230*2 paid

05/09/2012 - DS-230 IV package mailed to NVC

05/11/2012 - DS-230 IV package received by NVC

05/17/2012 - Case Completed

Consulate

07/02/2012 - VFS visit in Cochin

07/04/2012 - Medical in Chennai

07/12/2012 - Interview in Mumbai - Success!

09/08/2012 - POE at JFK, NY

Link to comment
Share on other sites
GnE Walker Explorer

GnE Walker   2

Posted
Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Colombia
 Timeline
Posted

Thank so much because put many smilessss in our face and feel nice...patiente and faith!!!!

K-3/K-4 Visa

Service Center : California Service Center

Consulate : Bogota, Colombia

Marriage : 2008-08-30

I-130 Sent : 2009-10-20

I-130 NOA1 : 2009-10-30

I-129F Sent : 2009-11-06

I-129F NOA1 : 2009-11-10

I-129F NOA2 : 2010-02-23

Your I-129f was approved in 105 days from your NOA1 date.

I-130 Approval : 2010-02-23

Your I-130 was approved in 116 days from your NOA1 date.

NVC Received :

NVC Left :

Consulate Received :

Packet 3 Received :

Packet 3 Sent :

Packet 4 Received :

Interview Date :

Interview Result :

Visa Received :

US Entry :

Comments : Received email notice on 2/24/2010 for I-129F and I-130 approvals. No NOA2s yet by mail.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Alan-and-Ira Collaborator

Alan-and-Ira   1

Posted
Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Ukraine
 Timeline
Posted

Thank you a lot! The 'Pet Visa' joke is a really good one!

as1cEZk002B0510MDA0NDZzfDAwMDEyNjdsfFNpbmNlIG91ciB3ZWRkaW5n.gif

08-04-06 Met online

12-06-07 Filed I-129F with VSC

01-29-09 Interview; Case returned back to USCIS for 'further review'

03-21-09 FOIA Request sent (got "we have no records on your case" in respond)

07-08-09 Civil marriage; 07-11-09 Church marriage

11-14-09 I-130 Sent to CSC

11-25-09 Check Cashed by USCIS!

11-28-09 NOA1 hard copy received by snail-mail (dated 11-23-09)

04-30-10 Phone request about case outside the normal processing time

05-05-10 Hard copy letter from VSC about closure the previous petition (dated 04-05-10)

05-18-10 NOA2 hard copy received (by snail-mail)!

06-01-10 NVC case accepted

06-07-10 I-864 bill paid

06-14-10 IV bill paid

07-12-10 I-864 & DS-230 sent to NVC

07-21-10 I-864 & DS-230 received according to AVR

07-23-10 Medical (completed)

08-18-10 SIF, CC @ NVC - Thank You, LORD!

10-14-10 Planned Interview date

10-12-10 Interview cancelled

10-15-10 MRI; Brain tumour

10-19-10 Surgery. Alive

Thank You, LORD!

Love is patient...

united-states-flag-waving-emoticon-animated.gifukraine-flag-waving-emoticon-animated.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites
bobby_kvisa Community Regular

bobby_kvisa   7

Posted
Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: India
 Timeline
Posted

Dude this is awesome ... ROFL !!!

CR-1 Visa Was Approved :-)

Entry Date to USA: 2/3/2011

12-10-2012 - Sent off I-751 packet visa USPS

I751 Was approved - 10 Year GC was granted

N-400 Progress

4/10/2014: Package Mailed
4/11/2014: Package Received
4/14/2014: Notice Date
x/x/2014: Biometrics appointment
Link to comment
Share on other sites
LotofPatience Veteran

LotofPatience   65

Posted
Filed: IR-5 Country: India
 Timeline
  • Author
Posted

Chella, kruz_patz, TJ2010, Darnell, OBX, GnE Walker, Alan-and-Ira, Karonya and Adel, Y&E, bobby_kvisa, Amyyduck,

Glad to hear you all liked it and had the chuckles!

Loto

CSC - I-130 for Parents (IR5)

10/11/2011 - Sent to Chicago Lockbox

10/13/2011 - Delivered at Chicago Lockbox

10/17/2011 - Email received with Receipt#, Routed to CSC

10/18/2011 - Cleared the checks $420*2

10/21/2011 - Received NOA1

03/30/2012 - Received NOA2

NVC

04/19/2012 - NVC received

05/01/2012 - Case# generated

05/02/2012 - DS-3032 COA emailed

05/02/2012 - I-864 AOS Fee $88 paid

05/05/2012 - I-864 AOS package mailed to NVC

05/07/2012 - I-864 AOS package received by NVC

05/07/2012 - DS-3032 COA accepted

05/08/2012 - DS-230 IV Fee $230*2 paid

05/09/2012 - DS-230 IV package mailed to NVC

05/11/2012 - DS-230 IV package received by NVC

05/17/2012 - Case Completed

Consulate

07/02/2012 - VFS visit in Cochin

07/04/2012 - Medical in Chennai

07/12/2012 - Interview in Mumbai - Success!

09/08/2012 - POE at JFK, NY

Link to comment
Share on other sites
 
Didn't find the answer you were looking for? Ask our VJ Immigration Lawyers.

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing
- Back to Top -

Important Disclaimer: Please read carefully the Visajourney.com Terms of Service. If you do not agree to the Terms of Service you should not access or view any page (including this page) on VisaJourney.com. Answers and comments provided on Visajourney.com Forums are general information, and are not intended to substitute for informed professional medical, psychiatric, psychological, tax, legal, investment, accounting, or other professional advice. Visajourney.com does not endorse, and expressly disclaims liability for any product, manufacturer, distributor, service or service provider mentioned or any opinion expressed in answers or comments. VisaJourney.com does not condone immigration fraud in any way, shape or manner. VisaJourney.com recommends that if any member or user knows directly of someone involved in fraudulent or illegal activity, that they report such activity directly to the Department of Homeland Security, Immigration and Customs Enforcement. You can contact ICE via email at Immigration.Reply@dhs.gov or you can telephone ICE at 1-866-347-2423. All reported threads/posts containing reference to immigration fraud or illegal activities will be removed from this board. If you feel that you have found inappropriate content, please let us know by contacting us here with a url link to that content. Thank you.
×
×
  • Create New...