Irritating BS your SO does

[Jewel-8 21]

my wife has been here three years. she is from the Philippines. Wears a coat inside our home, and complains constantly about the Aircon. IT IS SET ON 75, and she is about to freeze

please feel free to PM me any cure for this problem!!!

Let her stay naked the entire time she is home?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Let her stay naked the entire time she is home?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I win my freshman suite! I just saw pics from my 15th college reunion which was last weekend, and there was a pic of my EVIL ex-roommate. She looks old and wrinkly. I look almost as peachy as I did 15 years ago. Ha, take THAT Dana. She thought I was a demi-alcoholic, chain-smoking maneater, which was only partly true, and she used to judge me right to my face. I got back at her several times, including the time I got drunk at a party with her then-boyfriend and proceeded to tell him all sorts of unflattering and true things about her, not least of which was her tendency to break wind in her sleep.

The best story is, I'm afraid, not suitable for a family-friendly website like VJ.

Edit to remove a stray comma and a missing verb.

Edited June 5, 2010 by elmcitymaven

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I am wondering what prompted you to rear your *ahem* head in the UK forum, Gary? You do realize we loathe gun-totin' sexist right wingers that brag about things no one actually cares about?

That would be the reason.

Besides I wasn't braggin'. Y'know, Alla is a grandmother and had her 15th college re-union like (OMG!) 9 years ago...holy #######! But she still looks best naked...with the lights on...doesn't that annoy the sh!t out of you? I just had to post how she annoys me with that every night and then when it is cold, expects me to hug all over her and keep her warm. It's a lowdown dirty job and she ought to just get one of those flannel bags so many women wear...don't you think?

Well, I *will* take numbers from the single ones who still post on here. And from Gary of course.

My name is Maven, and I endorse this message.

Oh, please. One naked woman is annoying enough!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

We welcome most noobs! Glad you're enjoying the fun here!

Right. First time I posted here...look how you treated me! Downright annoying I would say.

[Krikit 1,164]

But she still looks best naked...with the lights on...doesn't that annoy the sh!t out of you? I just had to post how she annoys me with that every night and then when it is cold, expects me to hug all over her and keep her warm.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

For someone who can't shut his gob about sleeping with a naked woman, it's strange how many 2 am posts you make.

I make a lot of money working part time and we (Alla and I) are normally up until 2-3am every night, then she gets naked and wants to go to bed. It is, as I said, annoying, I would rather continue posting on VJ, I do not have to wake up early so why not? It is 11:44 here now, the night is young. We are basically people of leisure and can do what we want when we want...is that annoying?

My point exactly, very annoying.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

This puts me in mind of something I once read, and I have no idea if it is true. It was something like, women tend to sleep to the left of their partners more frequently than to the right. I thought about it and realised that not only did I do that with my husband, but also in every other relationship involving bedsleeping with men. I asked some of my friends and about three quarters of them said yes, it was true for them too.

What sez all you?

You are not showing proper deference!

Le yay! I just spoke to Julez and she is the dreamiest. Krikit will be joining us too. Oh yes, there will be pics.

Alla sleeps on that side because the gun is in the nighstand on that side. I am ambidexterous.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

But she still looks best naked...with the lights on...doesn't that annoy the sh!t out of you?

Nope. Suum cuique.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I usually sleep on the side that is furthest from the door ..lol which right now is the right side of my husband

Actually, true, and this is also annoying...Alla sleeps on that side because it puts me between the her and the window where she expects bears to come in and try to eat her. She plans to let them eat me while she escapes out the door (presumeably "bear" naked) covering herself with the .45 as I am eaten. (I see Julez smiling...stop it)

[SupportGeek 21]

THAT'S why everyone calls her George over in the Canadian forum.

As a side note: notice that more and more Canadians are gate-crashing the UK forum party?

Yay! Im another crasher

I have a ton of family on my moms side from Scotland anyhow, so I was hoping that gives me a free pass in here!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I sleep to the right of Griff. At our old house I slept to the left. Whether or not either of us sleeps naked is none of your business.

Thank you.

[Krikit 1,164]

Yay! Im another crasher

I have a ton of family on my moms side from Scotland anyhow, so I was hoping that gives me a free pass in here!

Absolutely! It's a moonlich nich tonich. Or something like that. lol

[SupportGeek 21]

Absolutely! It's a moonlich nich tonich. Or something like that. lol

I thought you weren't drinking till tomorrow

[Krikit 1,164]

I believe it is tomorrow right now.