My dog

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for Him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat

[raymaga 25]

Ha, ha.... huh????

You ARE joking, right?????

[웃 910]

I think you should get a cat. They are independents!

[Sofiyya 1,687]

Good one!

He's probably just an unaffiliated librul, since, without posable thumbs, it's hard to register for a political party.

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for Him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat

i thought maybe it was because the dog licks his nuts.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Good one!

He's probably just an unaffiliated librul, since, without posable thumbs, it's hard to register for a political party.

Democrats would not discriminate against people (beings) without opposable thumbs. They would modify the ballots so the will of the...whatever could be determined and no...whatever...was disenfrachised. You are a conservative "thumbist" You are thumbophobic, aren't you?

[Sofiyya 1,687]

Democrats would not discriminate against people (beings) without opposable thumbs. They would modify the ballots so the will of the...whatever could be determined and no...whatever...was disenfrachised. You are a conservative "thumbist" You are thumbophobic, aren't you?

I would have to admit that I am a proud thumbist, but I do discriminate against apes and monkeys.

[Nagishkaw 510]

i thought maybe it was because the dog licks his nuts.

You forgot to include sniffing people's crotches, drinking out of toilets, peeing on carpets, leaving hair all over the furniture, and throwing up in corners.

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

You forgot to include sniffing people's crotches, drinking out of toilets, peeing on carpets, leaving hair all over the furniture, and throwing up in corners.

and eating the poop of other dogs.

[Nagishkaw 510]

and sometimes their own.

[SuperDuper! 230]

And why do dogs always have to sniff each other's behind? Can't they just say hello or something?

[christeen 966]

And why do dogs always have to sniff each other's behind? Can't they just say hello or something?

I as my husband the same thing??? Cant you just say hello???