Pooky

For a moment I thought it was going to be for teaching math, not meth 🙁

Who does he think we’re talking about? Bob Menendez? 🤔

Simple. You start a zombie apocalypse 😎

So, the judge, an acknowledged Democrat, undervalued one property out of all the assets under consideration, by as much as $250M? Or, put another way, by over 90%? Who is committing the fraud here?

Because he looks like an MCU comedy crime boss in a suit 😒

If something goes wrong with equipment like this, it is often the case that the remaining planes will be grounded until the cause is determined. It can be days, weeks, or even months, if serious enough.

It wouldn’t be the first plane to keep flying after the pilot ejected. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornfield_Bomber And they can’t find this one because it’s stealthy 🥷

The F-35B is so stealthy, the USMC has lost an one after it’s pilot ejected safely and are asking for help trying to find it 🤣 https://www.postandcourier.com/news/search-continues-for-missing-f-35-fighter-jet-north-of-charleston/article_de94c536-561d-11ee-9262-bffa1e188902.html Even the ‘Bee couldn’t make this one up.

It’s not THAT kind of powder 🤦🏼

Winter is coming … even though we’re officially not out of summer, yet 😎

80 is the new 40 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12524091/amp/80-new-40-Karine-Jean-Pierre-rejects-claims-Biden-old-run-2024-bizarre-joke-questioned-dire-polling.html 🤣

Marshmallow Mark Milley? How anyone can take him seriously with his past record amazes me 🤪

If I scallop correctly, it was 97%, with 3% holding the opposing viewpoint.or that’s what the media would have you believe. The truth of the matter was that they based the “97% of scientists agree” on the inverse of the 3% who didn’t, when in reality the number who agreed was, I think only 32%. The remaining 65% had no opinion one way or the other, based on a lack of evidence. There are lies, damned lies and statistics 🤡

Sweden considering sending Saas JAS39 Gripens to Ukraine. https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/sweden-considering-donating-jas-39-gripens-to-ukraine-report if the F-16s concern Russia, Gripens will give them nightmares. Far better suited to the conditions and a class above the Viper.

You can, but it would be more believable than this 🙁

Ignore the climatologists and look to the Farmers Almanac. We got snow here yesterday ❄️

Why would they need a Representative who had a major hand in causing the issues from which the city needs to recover.

Plagiarizing SCOTUS opinions is bad enough, but he plagiarized a speech by THE GREAT WELSH WINDBAG, aka Neil Kinnock, the Labour Party Leader who lost an election to John Major, the man famously ridiculed in Spitting Image for his fondness for peas! 😱 When they ask “How low can you go?” even Bob Ballard’s research submarine can’t dive deep enough to find Joe Biden’s limits.

What came to mind for me was “Is it safe?”

It’s not just sad and harmful, it involves a level of intellectual dishonesty that will taint the science for generations to come. The tainted science will have a cascade effect through the economy, the expenditure on misdirected efforts to curb a problem where there is incomplete, or inaccurate understanding, and could potentially lead to environmental consequences wholly disproportionate to the actual issues at hand. Science needs to return to an objective assessment of the facts to produce a complete story. Agendas cannot have a place in true scientific evaluation. And money, while important to make scientific study happen in the first place, cannot be allowed to predetermine the outcome of that research. These scientific publications are actively working to fabricate inaccurate conclusions. True scientists must be horrified to see what should be objective assessments corrupted by ideology and, most importantly, money. When you are no longer able to trust the science, you are sending civilization on a slippery slope to collective idiocy, but where most people don’t realize they are idiots because they have never been informed of the truth. Aka we’re rotating in a helical motion on an inclined plane. 🙁

Did Jack Smith get his feelings hurt? 🤔 What a precious little snowflake 🤣

The EU has standards? 🙄

What Ukraine lacks is decent air support. Even with the amateur hour farce that is Russian air tactics, the lack of any kind of sustained battlefield air support is making things difficult for Ukraine.

And this is how the media keep the Democrats’ Big Lie going. There is nothing new to report, so they just rehash was has already been said, to keep DJT front and centre of the news cycle. No matter how realistic some of these indictments may be, there are so many of them, he MUST be guilty. Over and over again, the song remains the same. It fills News volume, so the media doesn’t have to go looking for real stories, stories that affect the USA now, that imperil national security, that affect trade, health and immigration. None of that is as important as rehashing, in as many ways as possible, that DJT has to be guilty. Joseph Goebbels would be proud.

Come on, Babylonbee. At least try to be satirical 😩