Pooky

I’ll just leave this here … 🤣

Pam Bondi for AG Matt Gaetz for Senate (Marco Rubio’s seat) Way to annoy a whole bunch of people. ☠️

Scoop: Israel destroyed active nuclear weapons research facility in Iran, officials say The Israeli attack on Iran in late October destroyed an active top secret nuclear weapons research facility in Parchin, according to three U.S. officials, one current Israeli official and one former Israeli official. https://www.axios.com/2024 Seems like quite a bit more than the air defence systems were taken out by the IDF in the raid. This is the FAFO principle on a fairly epic scale. ☠️

Matt Gaetz as AG? 🤣

Pollsters … the only people being paid to be less accurate than meteorologists ☠️

They seriously went with the Meowmix song? 😹

Same thing he does every night … try to take over the world!

I would laugh out loud to this, but that would be culturally insensitive to Hawaiians They only like aloha. 😗 (I’ll get me coat 🤣)

Donald Trump 'resigns' from McDonald's in humorous letter shared by son By Minh Nga Thu 11/7/2024, 12:30 am (PT) Donald Trump Jr. shared a playful "resignation letter" from his father to McDonald's, marking the President-elect's exit from the fast-food chain where he fried fries during his campaign stops. https://e.vnexpress.net/news/news/donald-trump-resigns-from-mcdonald-s-in-humorous-letter-shared-by-son-4813334.html If the joke is worth it, you’ve got to see it through right to the end. ☠️

JUSTICE FOR FRED, TOO! 😢

And the Jack Smith prosecutions are done. ☠️

Legal immigration is not the target. You are here legally and, if you follow the procedures laid out for your visa type, you should have no issues.

More like she is coming to terms with her political adventure, I won’t stoop so low as to call it a career, being over for good. There will be no second chances, à la Stacey Abram’s, because she is the main cause of the GOP retaining the House and reclaiming the Senate and the White House, the last while winning the popular vote. A bigger disaster just was not possible. ☠️

And here we have a Kamala Harris rally crowd cheering … … for Donald Trump ☠️

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Nah, needs to be the Red Sox

A skeleton in a space suit.

On a lighter note, amidst the gloom, despondency and general, all-round misery that is the Presidential Election, the LA Dodgers have earned my respect for the following piece of epic-level trolling: We hate New York - Giants, Jets, Yankees, Mets, it just doesn’t matter 😎 And now we return you you our regularly scheduled interminable suffering ☠️

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Tim Walz accused of pushing Chinese Communist Party official’s daughter to brink of suicide during storm-tossed love affair in 1980s: ‘Made me feel cheap’ By Josh Christenson Published Oct. 28, 2024 Updated Oct. 28, 2024, 5:44 p.m. ET Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Walz had a love affair with the daughter of a Chinese Communist Party official during his teaching stint in Foshan that was so stormy, it drove her to the brink of suicide, The Post has learned. https://nypost.com/2024/10/28/us-news/tim-walz-accused-of-pushing-chinese-communist-party-officials-daughter-to-brink-of-suicide-during-1980s-affair/ Apparently, in his (much) younger days, Tampon Tim was quite the male misogynist piglet 🐷 Interestingly, the majority of website at the top of the search are of Indian origin. Maybe Kamala has done nothing to curry favour with the subcontinent by denying her heritage?

RNC Trump Delegate Recounts Being Arrested in Delco for Encouraging Voters to Stay in Line https://delawarevalleyjournal.com/rnc-trump-delegate-arrested-in-delco-for-encouraging-voters-to-stay-in-line/ Voter suppression appears to be alive and well in Philadelphia. ☠️

Vogon poetry is easier on the ear than Kamala talking “policy” ☠️

For a moment I thought that read Martians 👽 and that maybe someone had taken Paul Krugman seriously after all. 🤣 https://theweek.com/articles/482454/could-alien-invasion-really-save-economy

Just remember … Chuck Norris knows Vicoria’s Secret 🤣