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Yiyi and Chris

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  1. The Single Woman's Language Guide

    How To Translate Menspeak

    When He Says................................................... He Really Means

    Do you have the time?................. to go to bed

    Hello................................. Let's cut the talk and go have sex.

    How are you?.......................... in bed, I mean.

    I'd like a discreet relationship...... I want sex, but I'm married.

    I'll be out of town for a few days.... I'll be spending time with with the wife.

    I'm a novelist........................ I have 10 unpublished books.

    I'm coming off a long relationship.... My wife is divorcing me.

    I'm consulting........................ I'm looking for a job.

    I'm divorced.......................... I just slipped off my wedding ring.

    I'm in television..................... I fix them.

    I'm involved in banking............... I'm a bank guard.

    I'm self-employed..................... I just got fired.

    I'm sorry I flirted with your sister.. I'm sorry I got caught.

    I'm thinking of relocating............ I can't find a job locally in this town.

    I can't leave my wife just yet,soon... Be patient forever.

    I enjoy reading....................... Playboy and Penthouse.

    I have the Midas touch................ I install mufflers.

    I like a woman who is intelligent..... As long as she acts like I'm smarter.

    I love opera.......................... I want sex, but I've seen an opera once.

    I play the market..................... Safeway

    I work high up in an executive office. I'm a window washer.

    I work with computers................. I'm a cashier at a gas station.

    Looking for a satisfying relationship. I want sex.

    My business is really hot right now!.. I hand out towels in a steam room.

    My job keeps me running............... I'm a messenger.

    My wife and I are separated........... She's at home and I'm here at the bar.

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