Yiyi and Chris

That goes for Ken!

A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?" The man said, "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month." The bartender said, "That should make you happy." The man sadly shook his head and said, "Not when the month is up today!"

well knowing that... Absolutly! you should try the DCF, get a thailand residency for her after that everything should be smooth

lol...

It really doesn't sound good how this guy is treating you, but we are noone to judge, we are all here to give you some advices, at the end it will be you who make a decision

TO ALL THE GIRLS....

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional." The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids." They then asked the woman, "What are you?" She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuc*, Etc."

Well I didn't elect him either... This is not only an American Forum you have to know, what I think about Bush is because all the effects of his presidency in my country....

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" . "Well ... not exactly." his friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well ... not exactly ... I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

Good one!!!

I agree with Olivia...

MMMMM too long to read... IT's 5 in the morming!

Let's Start something fun

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, “Er… excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you?”

She responds in a loud voice : “NO, I DON’T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!”

Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them. The young man is surprised, shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table.

After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes, and says, “You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

The young man responds loudly with,”WHAT DO YOU MEAN TWO HUNDRED BUCKS!”

I agree

I am still waiting for my donut...

mmmmmmmmmm maybe I can have it for breakfast

More than life/death or choice controversy, I think it's a cultural issue!!! My family, my school, my society, my country (almost all of course) are "pro life", how to tell them "oh I am gonna get an abortion" (for any reason) It's my life and my choice but my background and my guts tells me "are you out of your mind!"...

By the way I am not preagnant!

tengo una dejen que la busq hoy... alguien me la mando...

Nada bueno por aqui o por alla.... Dos noches con insomnio...

Ohhh I just wanted to add that your dog is gorgeous....

Georgia and Russia.... ohh I forgot Bush in the middle

Wow, so glad that everything work out just fine with you guys....

I even showed my husband your old thread, and I told him if you ever yell at me, I'll be gone in 3 seconds, so you kind of help me with your post!!