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Posts posted by Yiyi and Chris
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MMMMMMMMM The lion king....
I am loving Pixar movies now, like: Wall-e, Fidding Nemo, Monster Inc, SHREK!!!
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FREEDOM WRITERS
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lol
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Smaller number: 2 weeks
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Congrats... Remember to use Loto's guide or james's shortcut to save a couple of months at NVC process
Hey Yiyi, after NOA2, how many months does it take to get an interview date?
AVARAGE WITHOUT BEING DISCOURAGE, I WOULD SAY 2 1/2 MONTHS USING JAMES OR LOTO'S GUIDE
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Off to bed.. my hubby is up!
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ONE MORE BEFORE I GOT TO BED....
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years, and I have nothing to show for it
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today, and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You came home and ate in two minutes, then went straight to sleep after watching all your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want to have sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore.
Whatever the case is, I am gone.
Your EX - Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It is true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you got a hair cut last week. The first thing that came to mind was, "You look just like a girl!" but my mother raised me not to say anything, if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating steak seven years ago.
I turned away from you when you had those silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $20 from me that morning and your new silk boxers were $20.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So, when I discovered that I had hit the lottery for 60 Million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Aman Pulo somewhere in Palawan. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that with your letter you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Rich and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was born CARL. I hope that's not a problem. Change is good.
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ANOTHER ONE: Sex is... like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (too good to be true)...
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Wow I am jelous (jk)!!! Remember to use Loto's guide or James's shortcut to make the rest of the journey smooth....
Good Luck
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Let's keep the faith....
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Good Morning to all...
Pedroh MEXICO got a medal in what event???
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No, no, no a mi me prometieron una dona... I want my donut!
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One day closer!!! B)
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6:12.. waiting for my hubby to wake up!
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lol cat thread
in Off Topic
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Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
And all you fellas leave your girl with her friends
Cause it's eleven thirty and the club is jumpin', jumpin'