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Posts posted by Yiyi and Chris
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Ohhh God... I smell good news!!!!!!!!
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SILENCE!... I KILL YOU!!!
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I love it when the threads turns into jokes!!!
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Well Ken, our wise Ken, he will know what to do
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Sorry Pedroh!!!
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Exactly!!!
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"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor." "Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it?" "Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."
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working here too...
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I agree safety first!!!
What if she was like Achmed the dead terrorist...????.
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Ohh It's good to know that they are still scheduling September interviews. Hopefully you will be in that list!
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Maiden name is good!
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Hank was amazed at the length of the funeral procession he saw going down the street. Watching for a while, he observed that the cortege consisted entirely of men and that it was led by a man holding a Doberman Pinscher on a leash.
When his curiosity got the better of him, Hank walked up to the man at the head of the line and said, "Please excuse me for the interruption in your time of grief, but I've never seen such a funeral procession. Would you mind telling me who it's for?"
"It's for my mother-in-law," said the mourner. Tightening the leash, he looked down at the dog and said, "My Doberman killed her."
"Gee, that's terrible," said Hank. "But...hmmm...is there any way you might lend me your dog for a day or two?"
The bereaved son-in-law pointed over his shoulder, and said, "Get in line."
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"I'm going down to Yasgur's farm" instead - the boys just keep churning behind him till he gets it right
Long Time Gone
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Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newly married.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.
The retired couple said it was no problem at all.
The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem.
The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
''Can of PAINT!'' exclaimed the minister.
''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man. ''She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.''
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
''That's okay,'' said the man. ''We're not welcome in Home Depot either.''
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This thread is
I'm a survivor (what),
I'm not gonna give up (what),
I'm not gon' stop (what),
I'm gonna work harder (what),
I'm a survivor (what),
I'm gonna make it (what),
I will survive (what),
Keep on survivin' (what),
I'm a survivor (what),
I'm not gonna give up (what),
I'm not gon' stop (what),
I'm gonna work harder (what),
I'm a survivor (what),
I'm gonna make it (what),
I will survive (what),
Keep on survivin' (what).
The Say Anything Thread - take 5
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Oh my God!! Alicia Sacramone 15.100