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    THE JOKE THREAD

    in Off Topic

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    A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel real good today.

    I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a five

    dollar bill to a bum."

    "You mean you gave a bum five dollars? That's a lot of money to give away

    like that. What did you husband say about it?"

    "Oh, he thought it was the thing to do. He said, 'Thanks.'"

    THE JOKE THREAD

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    God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and a #######.

    The brain was a good gift as it allowed him to do many things. The ####### was

    also a good thing as it allowed the race to continue. The problem was that God

    had only given Adam enough of a blood supply so that he could only use one of

    them at a time.

    Men are naturally competitive. Even in the Garden of Eden, Adam was afraid

    Eve would like the snake's fruit better than his.

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    MAGIC WORDS: CASE COMPLETE

    in National Visa Center (Dept of State)

    Posted

    Congratulations!

    Thanks!

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    Oh my God my husband just call NVC and we heard the magic words: CASE COMPLETED!!!!90109szi44icluk.gif742481rubaj90658.gif

    And the operator told us that for sure we will get and interview for September...

    664789c6oez1lkq4.gif everyone for all the support, and for answering all my crazy questions!!!

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    Felicidades!!

    Wishing you all the best at the interview!

    Gracias....

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    Thanks

    Where did she go?

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    MMMMMMMMMMMM WHAT DO YOU THINK>??

    There was a man who was seeing girlfriends, but did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $2000 and see how each of them spent it.

    The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, and tells the man, “I spent the money to look pretty for you because I love you so much.”

    The second one went out and bought new cell phone, a ipod, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, “I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.”

    The third one takes the $2000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $2000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.”

    The man thought long and hard about how the women spent the money.

    Finally, being the mere man he was, he decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts. ^_^:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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