After scheduling an appointment with the IRS, I booked a flight to see the wife. Drove two hours to Atlanta to hop on a "quick" flight to Costa Rica to get my wife's passport. Spent a day down there and returned.
Went to my appointment in Huntsville to present her passport to get this squared away. The lady says we can't help you. I said ma'am you are asking for her passport, I have it. Sorry Austin needs to deal with this. I asked if she could take a copy or let Austin know this is legit. She told me sorry. Great. I asked her turn around time to get passport back, minimum 8 weeks. I am supposed to go to Argentina with my wife for our delayed honeymoon in September, 8 weeks doesn't work. Sorry once again. So wasted another day there. Called the airlines to see if the tickets were refundable and to give them a sob story. Sadly nope, 200$ each to change and price differences. Cancelled that trip, had to eat 1800$ in plane tickets.
I called the wife and said let's just wait til all the dust settles and do our Honeymoon another time.
The government is frustrating, this whole thing is frustrating and I haven't even had the fun of dealing with USCIS.