Thanks for sharing! Sadly, right now it seems impossible to obtain any of those - to get the card, I would have to visit Iran where it's possible I would be detained. It also seems like they've suspended military exemption purchase, so I may not be eligible even if I could go. Additionally, I can't renounce my Iranian citizenship so I'm essentially in limbo.
The best I can obtain right now is a temporary military exemption stamp that grants the right to enter and exit Iran twice a year for 5 years, however this isn't on the US Gov website you shared so I'm wondering if there's any other documentation I can provide that is satisfactory