Yea, lol, I know. That's just a lil sarcastic humor to go along with the very informative message. It kind of sucks though because, if it is with an officer right now... then they're going off of the AR1 that I received a few days after I submitted. That technically means that anybody that has gotten an AR1 already can't file an expedite. The least they could have done was tell me at what point in the process I'm at... Like the background check, document review, etc.