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13 Things Trump Is Now Allowed To Do After Supreme Court Immunity Ruling As everyone now knows, the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling to grant presidents immunity for "official acts" has given Donald Trump unlimited power to do literally anything he wants with zero consequences whatsoever. After serious consultation with legal experts, The Babylon Bee has discovered the following list of things that Trump can now do with complete impunity: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/13-things-trump-is-now-allowed-to-do-after-supreme-court-immunity-ruling

This is an incredibly well-reasoned piece, and a further rationale on how Bidementia has tanked everything. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat Media Aren't Upset Biden Is Senile, They're Mad They Can't Hide It Anymore Had Democrats and the media been honest about how obvious Biden's condition was a year ago, they might have a winning candidate now. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2024/07/01/democrat-media-arent-upset-biden-is-senile-theyre-mad-they-cant-hide-it-anymore/

This is both great and hilarious. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear elite apocalyptic teeth-gnashers: The end of the world is just a matter of where you stand We seem to be staggering towards the abyss. As in a Roger Corman horror movie, ghostly voices can be heard prophesying that the end is near: we must tumble in. The signs of doom are everywhere, but since punishment for our sins is the point of the exercise, we’ll have to take our medicine and endure a whole lot of tribulations before the final fall. [...] https://nypost.com/2024/06/30/opinion/dear-elite-apocalyptic-teeth-gnashers-the-end-of-the-world-is-just-a-matter-of-where-you-stand-2/

From a CNN writer -- insights about the Dem chaos. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrats fear replacement scenarios as much as keeping Biden https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/democrats-fear-replacement-scenarios-as-much-as-keeping-biden/ar-BB1pam60

More about this decision: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Supreme Court's decision about presidential immunity is good and good for Trump I've now read the decision in Trump v. United States, admittedly not deeply but superficially enough to grasp the main points. Therefore, I feel safe saying that the decision on presidential immunity is entirely appropriate and consistent with the Constitution, precedence, and logic. I can also say that the dissents are a joy if you like reading things that are unhinged, paranoid, and poorly reasoned, even within the four corners of their ideological and mental universes. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/07/the_supreme_court_s_decision_about_presidential_immunity_is_good_and_good_for_trump.html

Thrilling Monday report, see man: We outsmarted miu twice today, see below man. First, took Mama T-B. for vampire appointment, surprisingly not busy for a Monday man. Confirmed that Uncle T-B. has capitulated and will use his eyedrops, miraculous man. After dropping Mama T-B. at her casa, we began thinking about lunch, think we man. However, it was a bit too early, Olive Garden proximal but not early man. We decided to kill time by checking the clearance bin at the nearby supermarket, enterprising we man. We found Many -- si man, Many -- cans of "chunk light" tuna on closeout, no perceptible reason man. We went aysheep, whee man. We got Many Manyzen - Many [(Many ((2+2)) Manyzen) - Many ((2+1))] cans of Bumble Bee tuna, clean up we man. We got Many (2+2+1) cans of Starkist tuna, fewer of those there man. This tallies to half-a-Many00 cans of tuna for less than half a buck each, we man. We also found Many (2+1) packs of Velveeta lasagna + cheese nukeable din-dins, up-snarf those we man. Total was less than $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 -2), such a deal man. No wonder we're such a $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon*, financially savvy we man. *in the POTS business (buy yours today man) It was then exactly opening-time for Olive Garden, first customer we man. We had the lunch special of chicken parm + salad, ingest we man. Total including tip was $Many ($2x2x2x2 -1), financially savvy we man. We returned to the casa by noon for a well-deserved siesta, zzz we man. Miu jumped on kitchen counter to inspect bags of tuna cans, inspective miu man. We waited until miu was zzz-ing upstairs, bide time we man. We then quietly put all the tuna into the pantry before miu could jump in, invasive miu man. Miu was none the wiser, outsmart miu we man. After miu was served lunch, miu retired upstairs for more zzz, prioritize zzz miu man. This led to our Machiavellian next deed, see man: Din-din was toucans of Bumble Bee tuna, an aging hot dog bun, and an end-of-life banana, ingest we man. The toucans of tuna were consumed without miu's slightest knowledge, outsmart miu we man. Normally, we must gulp tuna over the sink while fending off intensely interested miu, not this time man. We are proud of ourself for our miu-outsmarting abilities, demonstrated twice just today man. We must go to bed before midnight tonight, revoltin' concept man. We must arise at o'dark-Many to get Uncle T-B. to his cataract surgery, necessary man. We should be back at the casa before we would have awakened normally, Twilight Zone concept man. Per above, no party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, si man.

Let's see if I can remember who all's to blame: -- Bidementia's makeup artist -- prep team (Bidementia was overprepared) -- time of debate (Bidementia is officially coherent only from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.) -- CNN (for not fact-checking Trump in real time) There was some other guilty party, which I'll add if it comes to mind. Notice how nothing, at any time or in any circumstance, is ever Bidementia's fault?

This respect applies only when the judiciary does the Left's bidding.

Some corpses continue to vote, years after death.

Keep sending periodic blast reminders to members to update their timelines. Even if only a few folks respond, it's a gain.

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Dems Stick With Biden As It Would Be A Real Pain To Reprint These Ballots They Already Filled Out [...] "On one hand, the nation now knows Biden is incapable of thinking and is a clear and present danger to himself and the country," said DNC chair Jaime Harrison. "On the other hand, it would be SUCH a pain to have to reprint all those ballots when we already filled them all out. It's so tedious! Aw, screw it... let's just stick with Biden." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-stick-with-biden-as-it-would-be-a-real-pain-to-reprint-these-ballots-they-already-filled-out

~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Getting Nervous As Hillary Clinton Enters Emergency Family Meeting [...] According to high-level sources, the Biden team had called a family meeting after early efforts failed to quell the panic after Biden's disastrous debate. About fifteen minutes in, Clinton unexpectedly walked into the meeting without saying a word, put on latex gloves, and sat in the corner to watch the proceedings. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-getting-nervous-as-hillary-clinton-enters-emergency-family-meeting

GREAT points that I hadn't yet seen. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE DEMOCRATS' INSURRECTION AGAINST JOE BIDEN Democratic Party operatives and their allies in the MSM are engaged in a full-scale insurrection to prevent the certification of President Biden as the Democratic nominee even though he won all the necessary votes in 50 state primary elections. This attempt at election interference is not motivated by the sudden discovery of Biden's cognitive impairment (about which they've known, hidden, and gaslit for years) but rather by the fact that Biden is down in the polls and is likely to lose. They call this [...] https://x.com/DavidSacks/status/1807458351347061036

Holy mackerel, but John Kass lights into everybody! A fun read. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Debate Disaster and the Root of Democrat Panic [...] It was over within minutes, Biden babbling, his eyes unable to focus, Biden shouting "The idea! The idea!!" and other nonsense. All he needed was a cane to wave at the clouds in the sky. I'm not sorry for him. I love my country. Let others be sad for the Bidens. I'm not sad. They knew what they were doing at the expense of their countrymen. If he were your father, you'd gently escort him off the stage into doctor's care and out of politics. But if he were your father, you and your siblings would never have let it get this far. [...] https://johnkassnews.com/old-joe-unfocused-lost/

Here Are The 20 Biggest Whoppers Biden Told During His Debate With Trump [...] From the crisis he created at the U.S.-Mexico border to manufactured hoaxes about his opponent, there was almost no subject Biden didn't lie about. Here are the 20 biggest whoppers he told during Thursday night's matchup with the Orange Man. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2024/06/28/here-are-the-20-biggest-whoppers-biden-told-during-his-debate-with-trump/

Nice description and reasoning by one of my favorite columnists. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How 'The Debate' Turned Reality on Its Head Color me shocked. I knew the June 27 debate between President Biden and Donald Trump would be a historic event, but virtually every other prediction I had made about the event was dead wrong. I was not the only one. For the last few weeks, Democrats in particular seemed to be willing to imagine a Biden who was sharp, glib, and might even do cartwheels on the stage. Trump supporters worried about the debate format, and especially about whether frequent Trump critics Jake Tapper and Dana Bash would join Team Biden while serving as supposedly fair moderators. In the world prior to the debate, it was legitimate to surmise any kind of outcome. CNN host Erin Burnett said, "We will see what we will see," after a contentious interview with GOP Rep. Elise Stefanik. Stefanik had insisted that Biden would be crushed by Trump, an opinion that obviously made the interviewer nervous, but Burnett was right. We did see, and what we saw was not what we expected. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/06/30/how_the_debate_turned_reality_on_its_head_151186.html

Thread asking about the VJ timeline function is moved from the CR-1 Case Progress subforum to the Site Discussion forum.

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: We got laundry going right away, do not repeat last time's mistake we man. Scurried to collect various extra items for Mama T-B., request senior she man of we man man. Visited Mama T-B., Two Guys man. Mama T-B. highly interested in Mini-B.'s light saber, high-tech weaponry man. We detoured to visit Uncle T-B., eyedrop instructions man. Uncle T-B. hadn't even opened the eyedrop packages, man. He didn't comprehend "use this one Many times tomorrow, this one once, & ignore this one," no man. He kept murmuring about "weaseling out" of the cataract operation, man. We don't like to think about what our blood pressure was after all that, no man. Lunch was courtesy of Mama T-B., last day of month for meal money for senior she man man. Mini-B. had leftovers on hand, ingest wee man. We got the Sunday lunch of pineapple ham, sweet taters, & broccoli/carrots/cauliflower, ingest we man. Mama T-B. gave Mini-B. a "Rice Krispies chocolate rabbit" from Easter, ingest later wee man. At the casa, we continued with laundry, intrepid we man. Eventually tried to siesta, attempted zzz we man. Uncle T-B. called twice and ex-Mrs.-T-B. once, ignore both and we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wanted us to come over for the Ecu-Mexico kickball game, excited ex-she man. Uncle T-B. wanted to hire a "caregiver" to instill his eyedrops, man. We called Mama T-B. to report the latter, at wit's end we man. We told ex-Mrs.-T-B. that we would be over in due time, leave us alone during siestas man. We told Uncle T-B. to do what he wanted, but that we had invested quite enough time in this whole thing and he had to show some matching effort, only way to get through to him per Mama T-B. man. We left the casa with Mini-B. in time for ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s arrival time of Many (2+2+2) p.m., si man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wasn't then sure of the starting time, man. Ex-she man made us and Mini-B. some beef sandwiches on huge buns, ingest Two Guys man. The stupid kickball game didn't start for nearly an hour later, Spanish-people time man. We suffered through almost an hour of 0-0 score and excused ourself, end of Two Guys week man. We ran errands, then just inquired about the score, inquire we man. This entrancing example of Many'rd-World kickball ended in a gripping 0-0 tie, man. We must dish the warsher and empty the perfectly performing new miu-box, then all chores done man. We must chauffeur Mama T-B. to a vampire appointment (blood-draw) on Monday morn, chauffeur senior she man we man. We must also phone Uncle T-B. multiple times to see if he's complying with eyedrops, yeah right man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

We've had one. As I've stated, I distinctly fear internal or external strikes now, just before November 5, or after Bidementia's lame-duckhood.

You know, if CBP asks, I'd offer the above as a perfectly reasonable explanation that needs no elaboration. CBP has certainly heard this a zillion times before.

Thanks for returning with your good news! Your update will certainly be valuable to others. It really might be worth contacting your State representative or senator to get this resolved. It's a small and rather arcane matter, but once it's handled, the way for others is clear. If you decide to do this, let us know the outcome.

Good to see you back here, Steve!

Sunday -- time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= ARE YOU SURE THAT'S ENOUGH? An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist to fill his prescription for Viagra. "How many do you want?" asked the pharmacist. The man replied, "Just a few, maybe half a dozen. I cut each one into four pieces." Upon hearing that, the pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intercourse." The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past 90 years old and I don't even think about that. I just want it to stick out enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

Thread is moved from General Immigration Discussion to the Working & Traveling forum -- topic is travel.