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I'm really surprised at the lack of violence. Maybe the news networks (I watched ABC) were mainly reporting facts, not their opinions. I was amazed at how objective the ABC talker-panels were during the night.

Wednesday means it's time for our hilarious, ultra-helpful Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER While a man was dying, his wife was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying woke him from his slumber. He looked up, and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling," he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk." He was insistent. "I have something that I must confess," he said in a tired voice. "There isn't anything to confess," replied his weeping wife. "Everything's OK. Go to sleep." The man blurted out, "No, no -- I must die in peace. I... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!" "I know," whispered his wife. "That's why I poisoned you."

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Mini-B. & we were groggy (we man more than wee man) after staying up for election poop, need zzz Two Guys man. We attended funeral of cousinette's husband, deceased he man. Their casa burned down (bad wiring) with him in it, and he succumbed to lung issues thereafter, sigh man. Casa was already a tear-down and he was about to lose limbs from diabetes, perhaps God had reasons man. Service was very nice, classy man. We visited Papa T-B. in the cemetery, very proximal man. Cousinette lost everything in the fire, including wardrobe, sigh man. We plan to take her on a shopping spree to favorite large thrift store, when she's ready man. Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. A siesta was somehow taken amidst the chaos, somehow zzz we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. couldn't find Mini-B.'s Band uniform pants, yet more drama man. These were eventually located, look in the closet why don't you man. This was non-Two Guys eve, no time to invite the rubias man. Din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest we man. Had productive interactions with 2 of Mini-B.'s teechurs, mutual concern man. We wish that we'd had his Non-P-Math teechur when we were Mini-B.'s age, wish we man. English teechur digs our pure-haiku correspondence, know how to relate to these types we man. On Thursday, must arise at o'dark-Many to get Mini-B. to Band sectional, man. Then must pick up supermarket item for Mama T-B., obligated we man. Then must take Mama T-B. to dentist, take senior she man we man man. Then will almost certainly need a major siesta, almost certain we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

Uncle T-B.'s health personnel are one step below this, si and sigh Y ma'am. Either they don't show up, or there's a new "permanent" one every week, man. We hope that Papa Y remains in as few pieces as possible, si Y ma'am.

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Thank God.

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Got Mini-B. to skool barely on time consequent to monsooning, bad traffic man. Spent most of time on phone correcting irritating items of life and money, grrr man. Then Uncle T-B. called with a medical issue, man. Had to get through to impossible-to-reach doctor, man. Lunch was a wolfed banana on its last legs, ingest hastily we man. Took Mama T-B. to doctor, routine man. Then blew off an impossible-to-keep appointment in favor of a brief siesta, zzz we man. Din-din was Costco pre-cooked bacon & scalloped potatoes, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. late on 2 skool assignments, man. He managed to drag through one with our help, we man. Up nearly 2 hours past bedtime, delinquently embedded wee man man. Election results (in P-Math), see man: D. Trump: Many,000,000 K. Harris: Many,000,000 It will be a long night of counting, oj tak! No party with the rubias tonight, no man. Funeral to attend on Wednesday, be present we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Cautious optimism at 11:30p Central. Texas came out fine. Swing states... swing states...

Needling! Reported!!!

The good news is that it's "mostly peaceful." We really gotta hand it to them... Good for you!!!

Beyond the P-math transgressions, our head hurts after reading the above, ow DA man. Timing and months precised, si and see DA man. We would settle for January and February for said changes if we had to have changes at all, si DA man.

Miu has remained unfazed, observe we mam ma'am. Our initial miu #1 was a critter of major habit, everything down to the minute man. Miu #2 was mostly a critter of habit, general blocks of time for each event to occur man. Current miu is all over the map with demands and needs, man. Many a.m. is breakfast time, si and mam ma'am. This should be the correct spelling and pronunciation, si mam ma'am. We knew that you had a smart brain, si mam ma'am!

This is really positive news -- congratulations!

9 Absolute Proofs Evolution Is Real Do you believe evolution is real, or are you an anti-science moron? If you're still on the fence, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of irrefutable proofs that the "theory" of evolution is an absolute settled fact: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/9-absolute-proofs-evolution-is-real

D.C. Prepares For 'Party Of Joy' [...] Just one day before the presidential election, a palpable sense of joy spread throughout the 90% Democrat city, with some business owners going all-out in their Election Day decorations and ornamenting their brick-and-mortar locations with extra-joyful plywood, armed security, and "closed" signs. "Yeah, you know, this time of year we local business owners just really like to show our support for the Party of Joy," said Abhijit Narayanasami, manager of a D.C. Walgreens. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/dc-prepares-for-party-of-joy

New Polls Show That Trump Will Definitely Win Unless Harris Wins U.S. — A new poll from NBC News shows definitively that Trump will win the 2024 presidential election unless Harris wins. "Based on the results of our highly accurate poll, you can see that Donald Trump will most certainly win the election unless, of course, Kamala Harris wins," said NBC News anchor Lester Holt. "And you can take that to the bank." He then threw over to Steve Krimski, NBC's resident graph expert, who proceeded to point at several blue and red colored numbers to explain that Trump is definitely going to win unless Kamala Harris does. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-polls-show-that-trump-will-definitely-win-unless-harris-wins

This one is utterly classic! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New York Authorities Announce Peanut The Squirrel Died Of COVID PINE CITY, NY — Following the public outcry about the state's Department of Environmental Conservation raiding a local man's home and euthanizing his pet squirrel who had hundreds of thousands of social media followers, New York authorities announced Peanut the squirrel had died of COVID-19. Officials revealed Peanut's cause of death in an effort to calm the backlash that resulted from what many people have labeled a blatant example of government overreach and misaligned priorities. "We're saddened to announce that COVID-19 has claimed yet another victim," Governor Kathy Hochul told reporters. "An autopsy [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-authorities-announce-peanut-the-squirrel-died-of-covid

This can be our 2024-2025 "election violence" thread. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cities Across the Country Are Boarding Up in Preparation for Looting, Violence, and Fiery Election Chaos We're at t-minus one day and counting until Election Day, and the chaos that's sure to come with it, courtesy of the unhinged left, and businesses across the country aren't leaving anything to chance. They are boarding up like a ferocious hurricane of political violence is about to descend upon their towns and wreak havoc, and they are smart to be thinking that way. Cities have been through this before, and it's a good bet that the left, abetted by paid bad actors, will be brewing up trouble whether or not their preferred candidates win. The Democrat Party's own vice presidential nominee, Tim Walz, presided over the post-George Floyd riots that left parts of Minneapolis decimated. We're seeing ample evidence that the Election Day violence expected this year is unlike anything we have seen before. And it's not just Washington, D.C., the nation's political epicenter, that's preparing; it's a coast-to-coast effort. [...] https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2024/11/04/cities-across-the-country-are-boarding-up-in-preparation-for-looting-violence-and-fiery-election-chaos-n2181511

Kamala Tried to Start a Chant, and Hoo Boy She Made Jeb Bush and His 'Please Clap' Rally Look Like a Rave Vice President Kamala Harris showed off the kind of energy her campaign is generating in the final hours before Election Day by starting a "Let's get out the vote!" chant. Harris summoned all of the charisma and charm she's been holding back to inspire the crowd before her at a rally in the battleground state of Pennsylvania Monday. Problem being, nobody was inspired enough to actually join in on the chant. [...] https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2024/11/04/kamala-tries-to-start-a-chant-and-hoo-boy-she-made-jeb-bush-and-his-please-clap-rally-look-like-a-rave-n2181525

Is anyone else this objectively stupid?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bacon-Gate: Kamala Harris Just Royally Screwed Up an Interview With a Muslim Influencer [...] In an attempt to claw back some of her lost support, Harris recently appeared with Kareem Rahma, a Muslim influencer. During the interview, which was so bad it went unpublished, the vice president made two major mistakes. The first was a refusal to discuss the war between Israel and Hamas. Surprising no one, Rahma is extremely anti-Israel and was looking for Harris to throw him a bone on the issue. For her to show up and think she could get away with not talking about it is unfathomable for a presidential campaign. It does show the sense of entitlement Harris continually operates with, though. That wasn't the worst of it, though. Instead of talking about the conflict in the Middle East, Kamala Harris decided to pivot to trying to convince Rahma that "bacon is a spice," noting that it's "pure flavor" when she received pushback. Yes, she tried to discuss the finer points of how great bacon is with a Muslim. You can't make this stuff up. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/11/04/bacon-gate-kamala-harris-just-royally-flubbed-an-interview-with-a-muslim-influencer-n2181536

Wow! And true. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How the Democrats and Media Finally Went Too Far The reelection of Donald Trump would represent, if not the single greatest comeback in political history, certainly the largest middle finger ever shown to the smug, self-centered, superior-minded elitists who think the rest of us are garbage. Of course, we didn't need President Biden to call us "garbage" for everyday Americans to know that what we care about means nothing to the establishment. But Biden obliged anyway, and put an exclamation point to the final sorry week of Kamala Harris' galling campaign. You just can't get any worse than [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/11/04/how_the_democrats_and_media_finally_went_too_far_151889.html

Restricting/inhibiting, and discrimination against a large group of superior primates! Reported!!!

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. Went to Aldi thereafter to buy cheese that we'd forgotten to buy on last visit, we man. Otherwise-wonderful siesta was halved by Uncle T-B.'s call with opening line, "Did I wake you up, huh man?" sigh man. Mini-B. was irked after Many'th-period teechur called him a "Many'th- ([2+2+1th]-) grader for his behavior, irate wee man man. Mini-B. attempted Non-P-Math hoamwurk but couldn't do any, no man. "Smartest" kid in his class plus smart amigo are equally lost, write Non-P-Math teechur we man man. The fundamental problem is that the material does not pertain to P-Math, oj nie! Din-din was Aldi beef lasagna, watery but exceptionally tasty and ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was what turned out to be the final 2 Everybody Hates Chris episodes, what the bleep man. First episode of The Andy Griffith Show was then watched, hope Mini-B. goes for it man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. The corrected Band schedule for Fri-Sat was published, man. We can kiss those days goodbye, all-consuming man. Loud thunderstorms/monsooning predicted for overnight and most of Election Day, lose sleep man. We must take Mama T-B. to the eye doctor during prime siesta time, oh well man. Then stay up for election results, tension man. Accordingly, no party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

You blinked and missed it. Who cares about primates that have TAILS? We, the superior, fling poo at this study.