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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New White House Doctor Sadly Informs Biden Only Cure For COVID Is Euthanasia WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington sources report that the White House received "a real downer of a prognosis" yesterday after Dr. Pillary Schminton informed President Biden that the only known cure for COVID is euthanasia. Dr. Schminton, who received formal training in Canada, said that — despite the seeming cruelty of it all — euthanasia is the only responsible choice for treating the President's terrible case of COVID-19. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-sadly-informs-biden-only-cure-for-covid-is-euthanasia

They're honestly cannibalizing themselves, as happened with Bidementia's uncle who crash-landed in Papua New Guinea. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Team Biden Nukes Obama, Schumer, Pelosi: They Gave Us Trump in 2016! [...] Joe Biden and his team have tried fending off calls to withdraw from the race without making it personal -- until today. After Barack Obama began pushing for Biden to get out through the pages of the Washington Post, the gloves came off. Scranton Joe has turned into Snarling Joe and is blaming the entire Democrat establishment for getting Donald Trump elected in the first place [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/07/18/team-biden-roars-obama-schumer-pelosi-gave-us-trump-in-2016-n3791985

Honestly, aren't the Dems attempting a genuine coup? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Democrats Want A New Nominee, They Need To Use The 25th Amendment Pressure to step aside as nominee continues to mount against President Joe Biden from members of his own party following a disastrous debate performance that put Biden's cognitive decline on full display. But if Democrats want to get rid of Biden as nominee, they need to use the 25th Amendment. Anything else is an attempted coup. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2024/07/18/if-democrats-want-a-new-nominee-they-need-to-use-the-25th-amendment/

The clearest description and the biggest reaming. Worth reading. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Secret Service Is Clear and Present Threat to Democracy [...] The reason I didn't say anything about this jaw-dropping security failure is because after something like this happens, we become a news cycle full of nonsense. Well, now that we know what we know, it is obvious that the U.S. Secret Service is a clear and present danger to our democracy. [...] https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/07/18/nolte-secret-service-clear-present-threat-democracy/

Interesting, by an excellent analyst. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Getting the 2022–23 Elections Right, Part I [...] There is a lot to discuss, so the analysis is split between two reports. This report deals with perhaps the most common misconception about the 2022 elections: that an anti-MAGA majority cost Republicans control of the Senate and limited their gains in the House. It proceeds by examining 2022 congressional election results. It reminds us that Republicans won the popular vote and that these wins extended to important states. Then it shows that these Republican victories extended to state legislatures. Overall, if Donald Trump performs as well in these states in 2024 as Republicans did in 2022, he will likely win the presidency handily. Simply put, the anti-MAGA majority is a myth. A subsequent installment of this report will deal with other issues, such as exploring the 2023 elections and the notion that junk polls skewed the averages. It will attempt to explain what happened to Republicans in 2022 and 2023 and conclude with potentially bad news for Republicans in the lead-up to the 2024 election. [...] https://www.aei.org/research-products/report/getting-the-2022-23-elections-right-part-i/

The jihadists will wreak even more, and untold, chaos and murder there.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer clown.

The Repub convention went very smoothly and harmoniously. Save some popcorn for the one in Chicago.

See above.

Sadder News rhododendron status on life support

Li'l Crackpipe wants crack.

Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man: Took Uncle T-B. to eye doc, cataract follow-up and all is proceeding well man. Got Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- mosquito-bites while getting him out of his door, ouch man. Lunch was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, ingest and diet we man. A nice siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest and diet we man. We got the wrong (higher-calorie) nukeable rice from Aldi, must swap it out man. Watched Repub convention, Hulk Hogan hilarious man. We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs for Friday, road trip man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Many -- si man, Many -- P-Math errors in recent posts above, see and si and man! Careless DA man! Careless, CARELESS DA man! Recalcitrant Ontarklar! Recalcitrant, RECALCITRANT Ontarklar!

Thread is moved from the K-3 Process forum to General Immigration Discussion -- too many variables and unanswered questions.

We are late in presenting Wednesday's Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A buddy of mine is a veterinarian and a taxidermist. His slogan is, "Either way, you get your dog back."

Democrat Leaders Make Tough Decision To Place Biden On Hospice Following COVID Diagnosis WASHINGTON, D.C. — Five minutes after news broke that President Biden has been diagnosed with COVID, Democrat party leaders were forced to make the difficult decision to place Biden on hospice care. "We just want Joe to be comfortable with the short time he has left," explained Senator Chuck Schumer. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-leaders-make-tough-decision-to-place-biden-on-hospice-following-covid-diagnosis

Goliath Claims He Only Lost Because He Fought David On Slightly Sloped Surface VALLEY OF ELAH — Archaeological findings from the Judean Foothills have just shed new light on the story of David and Goliath, revealing that Goliath claimed to have lost merely because he happened to be fighting David on a slightly sloping hill. A newly unearthed and partly translated scroll purports to give a ring-side account of the end of the battle between the two and includes Goliath's last words [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/goliath-claims-he-only-lost-because-he-was-fighting-david-on-slightly-sloped-surface

Want To Be A Secret Service Agent? Here Are The 12 Job Requirements [...] We at the Babylon Bee have compiled a list of the 12 requirements that Secret Service recruiters are looking for. Do you measure up? [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/want-to-be-a-secret-service-agent-here-are-the-12-job-requirements

Senator Menendez Asks Judge How Many Gold Bars It Would Take To Make This Bribery Conviction Disappear [...] Convicted on all counts related to charges of bribery, conspiracy, extortion, and other crimes, Menendez faced the possibility of receiving a heavy prison sentence, leading him to try to make the judge an offer Menendez hoped would be impossible to refuse. "I'm sure we can make a deal that helps us both," Menendez reportedly told the judge. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/senator-menendez-asks-judge-how-many-gold-bars-it-would-take-to-make-this-bribery-conviction-disappear

Trump Disappointed Nurse Didn't Give Him The Dinosaur Bandage [...] According to multiple sources, Trump specifically requested a dinosaur bandage for his wounded ear while being treated at the emergency room of Butler Memorial Hospital following the attempt on his life at a campaign rally Saturday evening but complained later on after being given a regular white dressing. "Sad. Very sad. I asked for the T-rex," Trump reportedly murmured to members of his inner circle. "The dinosaur bandage would have been cool. Very cool. All the best people get dinosaur bandages. That's what they say. I wanted one. The nurse looked and said [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-disappointed-nurse-didnt-give-him-the-dinosaur-bandage

This is really touching -- a lovely young lady giving her first speech of any kind -- at the RNC! It's obvious that she wrote it herself, too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WATCH: Kai Trump Describes What Donald Trump Is Like As a Grandfather, Don Jr. Ignites the Crowd On day three of the Republican National Convention, Donald Trump, Jr. brought out his oldest daughter, Kai, to the stage because she wanted to tell the audience and those watching on television who former President Donald Trump is as a grandfather, something you will never hear from the mainstream media. The young Trump started off her speech by saying: [...] https://redstate.com/levon/2024/07/17/watch-kai-trump-describes-what-donald-trump-is-like-as-a-grandfather-don-jr-ignites-the-crowd-n2177036

Bidementia's own "suckers and losers" moment. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One Vet Should Have a Crow to Pluck With POTATUS's Beaumentia [...] Most of Biden's exaggerated or outright mistaken remembrances of his late son are treated with bemusement or irritation and written off as the heartsick and lonely ramblings of an already mentally failing geriatric dementia case. No, Saint Beau didn't do that, but who cares what his father brags about? The ramblings of a bitter, angry, doddering old man. Far worse are Biden's blatant disrespect and disregard for the sacrifices of the military he commands and to the loved ones of those who were truly lost in action, unlike whatever Beau scenario is playing in Biden's vapor-filled head that day. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2024/07/17/one-vet-should-have-a-crow-to-pluck-with-potatuss-beaumentia-n3791924

Entertaining reading. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hit the road, Jack If you squint, I reckon you could see two bloody corpses that the Secret Service turned over on that roof in Butler, Pennsylvania. It was not only twenty-year-old loser Thomas Matthew Crooks; hovering right next door is the mangled corpse of the bureaucratic monstrosity that the Biden administration has been wielding against Donald Trump. There it lies, broken and inert. [...] https://thespectator.com/topic/hit-road-jack-smith-special-counsel/

Matt Taibbi nails it yet again. Seeing these occurrences happen all at once is truly remarkable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Surrender In the wake of a fatal shooting and attempted assassination of Donald Trump, a series of reversals may mark the beginning of a new political era https://www.racket.news/p/the-surrender

The above merits enshrinement in the pantheon of All-Time Greatest VJ Posts. Bravo!