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Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES/MS report, see man: Hip behaved well except per below, see man. Blood pressure, good for the last 2 weeks with no meds, was hosed, take pill we man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at half-past 1 p.m.) was at Golden Corral, proximal we man. We consumed Many (2+2) platefuls of mostly beef & steamed fish*, ingest we man. *we always wonder what the fish got steamed about, wonder we man At the casa, an attempted siesta was hosed by 2 calls from Mama T-B. plus painful hip, man. Visited Mama T-B. thereafter, visit we man. Poor thing can't do one solitary thing because of central tremor, distressed we man. We did get to observe the Feeding lady, positive and proficient she man. Mama T-B. gave us several more tasks, got on them already compliant we man. After visit, did 2 errands but too late to get hairs cut, man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. No firm plans for Sunday other than our LL and watching NFL game, no and si and see man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

This is wonderful news -- enjoy the feeling! And thank you for returning with your updates.

Saturday GS/ES/MS report, see man: We attended all, diligent we man. The Many'rd and Many'th ESs yielded the take, see man: -- full box fabric sheets for dryer = $1, steal man -- unused composition notebook = free, heavenly man Total = $1

Truth. ~~~~~~ Leftists Add Narcoterrorists to Their Mt. Rushmore of Heroes [...] for Democrats, the media, and the broader liberal establishment, who all must reflexively object to everything Trump does, the strike was an egregious violation of some unwritten code that says foreign drug cartels trying to poison Americans should be treated with kid gloves. [...] https://amac.us/newsline/national-security/leftists-add-narcoterrorists-to-their-mt-rushmore-of-heroes/

When Mrs. T-B. was approaching this stage, I took the test myself, because I was curious. I got 98 of 100 and was genuinely ashamed and mortified to have missed 2. This is the definitive study guide for the N-400. See the answer about "name two American Indian tribes."

Thrilling non-GS Friday report, see man: Hip felt almost fine at wake-up, whee man. Got going earlier than preferred to deliver purchases of Mama T-B.'s stuff, lucrative man. There were some semi-luxury items that we didn't think would sell, no man. However, we did it, full-price financially savvy we man. From there to GS and grocerying at Aldi, efficient we man. Aldi is again selling Shepherd's Pie, favorite of Two Guys man. Breakfast/lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. A nice siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Our PTSD nightmares about out-moving Mama T-B.'s casa seem to be diminishing, finally man. Tried to get Mama T-B. a high-yield savings account, HYSA man. This was more difficult than foreseen, have to locate senior she man's SS card man. Nevertheless, we got it done, wait 2 business days for approval man. By now, shadows beginning to fall man. Took 2 aspirin and mowed entire lawn, first time for that in 2 or Many months man. Back yard could not have waited another day, no man. Many (2+1) sweatbands were consumed, 2 job 1 recovery man. At end, our hip didn't hurt any more than did any other body part, man. We were hoping to finish in time to get our hairs cut, badly needed man. If we'd had half an hour more, it was achievable man. However, it will have to wait, oh well man. Din-din was the rest of the rotisserie chicken blobs that Mini-B. spurned, ingest we man. Our new computer keyboard failed, man. We ordered a new one for same-day delivery, Amazon Prime man. With much difficulty, we got it connected man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs, a GS, and an MS for Saturday, itinerary we man. We hope that we can do the entire route, semi-challenging man. Must visit Mama T-B. Saturday, mandatory man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Friday GS report, see man: We attended this GS and found nothing, si and no man. Total = $0

No such thing, no man.

Mini-Bone's skool won't even assign much take-home homework for this very reason; they do it in class. The Skool District is reportedly searching for ways to counteract or at least detect the use of AI in skoolwork.

I heard this on NBC Nightly News (I think their "good news" ending story). Thanks for posting it.

Trump Unveils Giant Cannon For Faster, More Entertaining Deportations WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump delighted the nation this week, unveiling plans for a giant cannon that he hopes will facilitate faster, more entertaining deportations. "We've got to make our country safe again, and the best way to do that is with a giant cannon capable of firing them out of the country," said Trump. "I want a circus one. Just tremendous what those circus freaks can do. Can you believe they have a man who tames lions? I told them there's no way you can tame a lion, but he did it. Anyway, cannons. We're gonna have so many of them." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-unveils-giant-cannon-for-faster-more-entertaining-deportations

Report: Kilmar Abrego Garcia Just One Away From Free Burrito On His Deportation Punch Card BALTIMORE, MD — As the Trump administration prepared to make another attempt to send a dangerous foreigner with a criminal record out of the country, news broke that Kilmar Abrego Garcia was allegedly just one away from a free burrito on his deportation punch card. The native of El Salvador had been the subject of intense media scrutiny after multiple run-ins with the law and repeated deportations and returns to the U.S., with sources now revealing that Abrego Garcia was excited that he was finally nearing the completion of his deportation punch card to score a free burrito. "It's what all of this has been about from day one," said one insider. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kilmar-abrego-garcia-just-one-away-from-free-burrito-on-his-deportation-punch-card

Trump Orders Visa Review Of Anyone With One Of Those Squiggly Line N's In Their Name WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of the administration's ongoing effort to remove illegal immigrants, President Trump has ordered the visa status reviewed of anyone with one of those weird "squiggly line n's" in their name. In addition to squiggly line n's, Trump has also ordered a visa review for all people whose names have more than three consonants or are just really hard to pronounce. "We're going to find all the people who aren't supposed to be here, starting with the 'squiggly n' people," said Trump. "You know the little squiggle they draw over the 'n', it's so funny looking, everyone says so. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-orders-visa-review-of-anyone-with-one-of-those-squiggly-line-ns-in-their-name

10 Most Shocking Discoveries From The John Bolton FBI Raid [...] Utilizing an intricate network of media and government sources, The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of surprising things the FBI discovered at John Bolton's home: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/10-most-shocking-discoveries-from-the-john-bolton-fbi-raid

John Bolton Eludes FBI By Blending Into A Herd Of Walruses BETHESDA, MD — Federal agents raided the home of former National Security Advisor John Bolton on Friday as part of a security probe involving classified documents. Unfortunately, the whereabouts of Bolton were currently unknown, as it was believed that he escaped by blending in with a nearby herd of walruses. "I didn't know there were so many walruses in Maryland. Now we'll never find him!" FBI Director Kash Patel was heard saying at the scene. "Walruses. This job never gets any easier." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/john-bolton-eludes-fbi-by-blending-into-a-herd-of-walruses

Getting Out Of Hand? Newsom Orders Aide To Shoot Off His Ear SACRAMENTO, CA — Sources close to Gavin Newsom say that the governor's Trump imitations may be getting a little out of hand after Newsom ordered an aide to shoot off part of his ear. Longtime Newsom aide Jackson Price felt things were starting to get weird after the governor handed him a rifle and asked him to aim for his earlobe. "It's getting a little bizarre now," said Price. "It was kind of a funny joke when Newsom started posting in all caps. We all laughed off the new tan and sudden McDonald's obsession. But then he asked me [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/getting-out-of-hand-newsom-orders-aide-to-shoot-off-his-ear

Calm down, Charles... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meet Hank, The Autistic Chimpanzee Who Runs Gavin Newsom's X Account SAN DIEGO, CA — In a small corner of the San Diego Zoo's chimpanzee exhibit lies a modest laptop computer that an autistic chimp named Hank uses to run Governor Gavin Newsom's X account. Hank has worked for Newsom for years, overseeing numerous strategic shifts in the governor's messaging, including suddenly posting in all caps or picking fights with popular figures like Donald Trump because he perceives them as threatening his status as the alpha ape. All of Hank's hard work recently paid off when Newsom promoted Hank to running all of his social media accounts full time. "I don't think of myself as special. I'm like any other chimp," said Hank. "I like bananas and throwing poo at people [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/meet-hank-the-autistic-chimpanzee-who-runs-gavin-newsoms-x-account

Satire, but truth in humor. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Study Finds Average Parent Spends 92% Of Life In School Pickup Line WASHINGTON, D.C. — A new study from Pew Research indicates that the average parent spends 92% of his or her life waiting for children in the school pickup line. According to researchers, most parents spend more time waiting for 4th-graders to get out of class than eating, sleeping, and scrolling Instagram combined. "We're looking at millions of hours lost every school day," said Jackson Roberts, the lead researcher on the project. "If you crunch the numbers, [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-average-parent-spends-92-of-life-in-school-pickup-line

Dems Say Mail-In Ballot Ban Will Place Undue Hardship On Dead Voters WASHINGTON, D.C. — As President Donald Trump continues to hint at taking action to require in-person voting in U.S. elections, Democratic leaders warned that a mail-in ballot ban would place undue hardship on dead voters. Ever the champions of the rights of deceased voters, Democrats alleged that any move to ban mail-in ballots would disenfranchise millions of dead people who vote Democrat in every American election. "We can't allow President Trump to alienate our dead voters like this," said Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. "Our late supporters are vital to the success of any Democratic campaign. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-say-mail-in-ballot-ban-will-place-undue-hardship-on-dead-voters

Metropolis Sues Superman For Reducing Crime METROPOLIS — A new scandal threatened to arise between governing officials and Earth's greatest superhero, as Metropolis sued Superman for being far too effective in reducing crime in the city. City leaders were outraged that the Last Son of Krypton had the audacity to take it upon himself to stop criminals in the middle of committing their brazen acts of lawlessness and protect the innocent citizens who were put in harm's way. "This is literal fascism. Restoring law, order, and safety will never be acceptable here," said Metropolis Mayor Bradford Sackett. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/metropolis-sues-superman-for-reducing-crime

This is why the U.S. remains #1, LB ma'am. We get more accomplished because we don't waste time including any superfluous "u" in words, LB ma'am. --- In non-off-topic news, Cat T-B. insisted on a brushing session that completely filled up a previously clean brush. Hardest area to get is the driver's-side paw.

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man: Hip felt quite good again upon our awakening, praise the Great Sky-Chimp man. Visited Mama T-B. to feed her lunch, ingest senior she man man. Lunch was Mama T-B.'s leftovers, ingest we man. Stayed for caucus with potential feeder for Mama T-B., hopeful we and senior she man man. Lady has several clients/helpers in same facility, experienced she man. She does this more as a ministry item than to make money, fine with us man. She will charge $Many/day ($[2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 + 1]) for Many (2+1) meals, far less than elsewhere man. She will also do little or even bigger stuff around the room, no extra charge man. We are thrilled, big load off our mind man. Mama T-B. kept us late again, needy senior she man man. We blew back to the casa and were able to siesta, blessed zzz for we man man. Mini-B. de-skooled himself and let himself in for Two Guys eve, si man. Mini-B. wanted "different" fast food for din-din, no coupons man. (Where did we go wrong in our rear-childing, huh man?) Went to Taco Bell, good for later fling-pooing man. Mini-B. got some expensive combo, where did we go wrong man. He kiosk-ordered us Many (2+2+2+1) tacos instead of Many (2+2+2) tacos, one too many man. Total bill was $Many -- si man, $Many -- where did we go wrong man. We stuffed ourselves at the casa, ingest Two Guys man. Miu jumped on table and investigated the nacho cheese, apparently too spicy for miu man. Mini-B. didn't want a movie night, no man. We adjourned upstairs, stuff to do there man. When we came down, he was asleep in his chair, zzz wee man man. We sneaked up close and yelled "YAAAAH!", yell we man. Mini-B. stirred and said, "Where am I, huh man?", groggy wee man man. He then decided to play V.R. on his Oculus, ocular wee man man. We sacked out and disinterestedly watched part of the NFL game, disinterested we man. We dropped off, too, mini-zzz we man man. We eventually returned Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, end of Two Guys eve man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We have itineraried a GS for Friday, itinerary we man. It would be allopatric from all other ESs/GSs on Saturday, do it today man. We shall first off-drop more purchases of Mama T-B.'s stuff, $ for senior she man man. Afterward, we shall go to Aldi, shop for Two Guys week man. This will be a logical and compact trip, directionally savvy we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Ecu never had gangs before these clowns popped up. Good of the U.S. to acknowledge their presence. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump, Rubio Expand War on Narco-Terrorists Into Ecuador Secretary of State Marco Rubio wrapped up his travels to Latin America on Thursday with a press conference in Ecuador, alongside Ecuadorian Foreign Minister Gabriela Sommerfeld. As he has done all week, Rubio made it clear that the Donald Trump administration is ramping up the war on narco-terrorists and not planning to let up anytime soon. During today's press conference, Rubio announced that he will designate two rival Ecuadorian gangs — Los Choneros and Los Lobos — as Foreign Terrorist Organizations (FTOs) and Specially Designated Global Terrorists (SDGTs). Not only do they [...] https://pjmedia.com/sarah-anderson/2025/09/04/trump-rubio-expand-war-on-narco-terrorists-into-ecuador-n4943344

Geez...

We are late again (what is happening to us?!) with our Wednesday Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== THE CLERGYMEN AND THE BEAR A priest, a minister, and a rabbi decided to see who was best at his job. They each went into the woods, found a bear, and attempted to convert it. Later, they got together. The priest said, "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion." The minister said, "I found a bear by the stream and preached God's holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him." They both looked down at the rabbi, who was wrapped almost head-to-toe in a body cast. "In retrospect," he sighed, "maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."