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Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Got medically imaged, glow-in-dark we man. Found fizzicly nonconstricting pants for Uncle T-B. at Goodwill, financially savvy we man. Lunch was too-spicy frozen burritos from Costco, ingest Two Guys man. Helped Mini-B. move his clothes from old to new bedroom, satisfied wee man man. Visited Uncle T-B. with new pants, appreciative senior he man man. Din-din was bagged salad + hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was 2 more Breaking Bad episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Running weekly tally = one Manyzen bowls, already surpassed quota man. No formal Thursday plans, no plan we man man. Party with the rubias tonight, finally cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.
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[Master Thread] 2024 Paris Summer Olympics
TBoneTX replied to Boiler's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
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VAWA, Part 27
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
It is Wednesday -- time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== OBSERVATIONS When people say, "You look so familiar," responding with "Were we in prison together?" almost always stops the conversation. I saw a cable repairman on the street today. He asked me what time it was. I told him that it was sometime between 8 a.m. and 1 p.m. Two can play at that game! My wife crashed the car again today. She told the police that the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking a beer. The police said, "He can do what he likes in his own living room!" -
Hamas Agrees To Surrender If Europe Will Take Greta Thunberg Back GAZA — The tables were turned on the infamous terrorist organization today, with horrified Hamas agreeing to a full and unconditional surrender to Israel if Europe would agree to take Greta Thunberg back. The well-known left-wing activist was said to be en route to Gaza by sea to make her presence felt in peace negotiations between the two warring sides, leaving Hamas scrambling to do whatever was necessary to stave off her arrival. "Please, don't let this happen! We will do whatever it takes to keep her away," said Hamas spokesterrorist Abu Muhammed Zahir. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-agrees-to-surrender-if-europe-will-take-greta-thunberg-back
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Warmer than New Hampshire! Going OK, gracias. --- Now back to our regularly scheduled Boulder thread.
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Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Breakfast for Mini-B. was corn dogs, ingest Major Food Group wee man. Breakfast for us was a salad donated by Mama T-B., ingest we man. Ran errands till it monsooned, man. Skool-Bored runoff site moved without notice, man. Lunch was Many (2x2x2x2 -2) air-fried spring rolls from Costco, ingest Two Guys man. A siesta was taken, zzz we man. We and Mini-B.* visited Uncle T-B., delighted senior he man. *bribed by promise of a 'roni 'za afterward, bribe we man wee man man. X-large 'roni 'za picked up on way to casa, price higher than ever now man. Din-din was entire 'roni 'za, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was Many (2+1) episodes of Breaking Bad, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were somehow consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2+2+2+1) bowls for the week, great head start man. Medical imaging for us on Wednesday, glow-in-dark we man. No other formal plans, no plan we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.
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Request Expedited Request
TBoneTX replied to Pmsm's topic in Bringing Family Members of US Citizens to America
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Question K1 Visa Packet [merged threads]
TBoneTX replied to jobra's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures
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Where've you been, Ori? Welcome back.
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I filed an expedite request today (Ukraine I-130)
TBoneTX replied to texastincup's topic in Russia, Ukraine and Belarus
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A Tense Poland Votes as the World Watches
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
Doubtlessly led by supreme leader Hu Flung Pu. Thank you, tense EU-types. -
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Can't Find K1 Appt at Sierra Leone Consulate
TBoneTX replied to favobee's topic in US Embassy and Consulate Discussion
Maybe try this (a last resort). Call the consulate's phone for U.S. Citizen assistance, tell them you're a USC, and politely but firmly ask to be transferred to an American in the Immigrant Visa unit who is confirmed present to answer the line. When you get flak, which you will, respond to everything with, "Sir/ma'am, are you a U.S. citizen? No? Well, I am, and I ask (insist, demand) that you transfer me immediately after you confirm that an American in the IV unit is present to take my call." When you get more flak, ask the person's name. "What's your name? How do you spell that? Who is your supervisor? How do you spell his/her name?" This should get results. During my torment at the unspeakable Guayaquil consulate in 2008 (trying to get answers about visa status after a Stokes interview), I got jerked around trying normal channels and then did this. I was on hold for 40 minutes (at long-distance international rates) but ended up speaking with the IV Unit Chief himself. Within 48 hours, Mrs. T-B.-to-be's visa was approved. You should try the same in your circumstances. The crucial point is to play the "USC" card: "Are you a U.S. citizen? No? Well, I am, so you're required to transfer my call as I've stated..." -
Or, even something like this: Dear Consul: ____, my nephew, has a good travel history and objective ties to Jordan. He will honor the length of any granted B visa, because I will return to Jordan with him on [date]. Sincerely, [your name], U.S. Citizen [address, phone]
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I-130 Name Change [merged threads]
TBoneTX replied to Ekto Oktan's topic in IR-1 / CR-1 Spouse Visa Process & Procedures
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All visa cases are reviewed by the Immigrant Visa unit's chief before they're sent back to USCIS. If you e-mail the consulate's IV unit, put in the Subject line " To IV Unit Chief: A#____" (wife's A number). Concisely state the facts surrounding the misunderstanding, and say absolutely nothing about quotas, racism, hags, very young officers, blame, etc. "Innocent misinterpretation of responses" might be the reason to cite. However, before you do this, you must, with your wife's full concentration, re-create the interview questions and answers as utterly precisely as possible.
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General question on K1 Visa after approval
TBoneTX replied to Shibauzer's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures
Anyone who undergoes any such kind of ceremony is playing with hot fire. Give no one any room for doubt. Delay the ceremony. -
Can my case be expedited???
TBoneTX replied to Emmanuel and Rita's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures
Prayers to your fiancee. Have her undergo surgery promptly, wherever she is. -
Country-specific thread is moved from the K-1 Case Progress subforum to the Philippines regional forum.
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A Tense Poland Votes as the World Watches
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
I like that there's a PiS party.
