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Same could be said for Queen Sheila Jackson Lee, who just died of pancreatic cancer. Several potential successors, all vomit-level, include slimy former Houston mayor Sylvester Turner.

How any American Jew could vote Democratic this year -- or any year hereafter -- mystifies me.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: We had to brush needy miu Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- times yesterday/last night, needy miu man. Lunch was 2 ham/cheese sandwiches, indict all but the cheese and ingest we man. Went to Post Office and it immediately began to monsoon, great timing man. Took blessedly uninterrupted siesta, zzz we man. Din-din was Re-Modified* Tuna Glop, ingest and diet we man. *onecan Cream of Potato soup substituted for Cream of 'Shroom, filling and tasty man At night when rain had quit, went to supermarket for staples, fold spindle mutilate we man. Infernal place was completely OUT of Powerade Zero grape, man. We had to fill in with Gatorade Zero grape, nearly twice the price man. We are going to have to pay nearly $Many,000 -- si man, $Many,000 -- for our portion of hurricane-downed fence, man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and Mini-B. are in the former's hometown for a week, border-Amazon Ecu man. Everyone there misses us, same here man. We are actually quite homesick, or Ecu-sick, for the place, like it very much we man. We must find a bilingual rubia to accompany us in the future, good luck with that man. The good news is that ex-Mrs.-T-B. is resolved to make Mini-B. get his hairs cut, months overdue man. Mini-B. looks like a poodle or English dogsheep with curls covering eyes down to nose, egad man. We would like to be a fly on the wall during the haircut-convincing and actual process, hee hee man. Last time we were there, a cut-hairing was $2 + half a buck ($Many [$2+1] for gringos), unparalleled man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man. Doc appointment for us tomorrow, routine man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Immediately drink and smoke to excess and this will be less of a worry, si mam ma'am. Number of powerless hours precised, si and see and mam ma'am. We are the one too cheap, blasphemy mam ma'am! Surpassed only by WCG, our idol man.

No, because that remains your tax address and address of record.

Study Finds Smacking Own Head Yelling 'Stupid, Stupid' Could Be Early Sign Of Low Self-Esteem JACKSONVILLE, FL—Shedding new light on the role of self-perception in human psychology, a new study published Monday by the Mayo Clinic found that smacking one's own head while yelling "Stupid, stupid, stupid" could be an early sign of low self-esteem. "While previous generations saw the act of batting at your own head in frustration as a normal part of everyday life, new research suggests that it could be linked, at least in part, to [...] https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-smacking-own-head-yelling-stupid-stupid-1851601228

Top VP Picks For Kamala Harris [...] Thanks to a tough bit of investigative journalism, we at the Babylon Bee have recovered Kamala Harris' shortlist of picks for Vice-President, which was helpfully written in crayon on a used Arby's napkin. Take a look! [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-top-vp-picks

'Sorry, No Refunds,' Says Hunter Biden To All The Foreign Governments That Sent Him Bribes U.S. — After learning that Joe Biden would not seek a second presidential term, his son Hunter took it upon himself to advise all the foreign governments that had previously sent him bribe money that there would be no refunds. "Sorry, no refunds!" Hunter informed members of the Chinese government. "I believe I made that very clear when we first drew up the deal. You can still send me money [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/sorry-no-refunds-says-hunter-biden-to-all-the-foreign-governments-that-sent-him-bribes

Biden To Make Statement Via Ouija Board WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to questions that arose from his supposedly resigning from the race and going missing for several days, the White House revealed that Joe Biden would make an official statement today via Ouija board. "Starting today, the president will answer all questions from the Great Beyond," said black and gay White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is gay and black. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-to-make-statement-via-ouija-board

Shameful. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden and Kamala Both Refuse to Meet Bibi Bibi Netanyahu, who is in the midst of a war with Hamas, is flying to the United States to speak to a joint session of Congress. Kamala Harris, as President of the Senate, is supposed to preside. She is declining to do so, and has also declined to even meet with the Israeli Prime Minister. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2024/07/22/kamala-refuses-to-meet-bibi-as-has-biden-n3792141

This excellent piece bluntly lays bare what the Dems have really done. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrats Flunk Democracy [...] Leading up to Biden's decision, 39 congressional Democrats had called for him to end his campaign, as had major donors to the party. The calls for Biden to step aside had also been pressed by elite organs of Democratic opinion such as the New York Times. These elected officials represent a small fraction of the Democratic representation of the national institution in which they serve, about 15 percent. And, of course, the Times, other media organizations, and prominent members of the donor class don't represent any voters at all. By succeeding in their undertaking, the elected nominee of one of our major political parties has been forced aside by a tiny number of people. Is this anybody's idea of democracy? [...] https://americanmind.org/salvo/democrats-flunk-democracy/

See BB cited most recently above for the probable answer.

The Dems were the ones who shut everyone else out of the primaries -- RFK Jr., Dean Phillips -- so they have zero right to complain.

Going to be a repeat, I predict.

Thrilling Monday report, see man: Did not leave the casa, no man. Lunch (at Many p.m.) was Tuna Glop, ingest and diet we man. A siesta was taken, zzz we man. Finally warshered/baked/folded laundry, domestic we man. Din-din was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, indict all but the cheese and ingest we man. We will have to pay nearly $Many,000 for our portion of the hurricane-wrecked fence, man. No party with the rubias tonight, rubias getting on our nerves man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

Classic! ~~~~~~~~ Biden Wakes Up From Nap, Asks If He Missed Anything REHOBOTH, DE — President Biden awoke from a long Sunday afternoon nap and walked out to ask his family if he missed anything important while he was asleep. "That COVID can really make a man sleep. Ha! Well, I'll be all set for the big rally on Tuesday. So, anything happen while I was out?" asked Biden. "Nothing? Geez, you guys sure are quiet." https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-wakes-up-from-nap-asks-if-he-missed-anything

Man Who Just Admitted He Is Unfit To Be President Assures Nation He Will Continue Being President [...] "I have to face reality. My mind isn't what it used to be," President Biden announced Sunday. "I forget things. Sometimes I don't know where I am. Yesterday I mistook a houseplant for Janet Yellen. It's something about her face. So, with a heavy heart, I am announcing that I am no longer fit to be President and will cease campaigning. Still, you can sleep easy knowing I will continue running the country for the next six months as President. End of quote." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-admitted-he-is-unfit-to-be-president-assures-nation-he-will-continue-being-president

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aides Struggling To Figure Out How To Break The News To Biden That He Dropped Out U.S. — After the announcement broke that President Biden would no longer seek re-election, aides have struggled to figure out how exactly to break the news to President Biden. "Oh man, he's not going to like this," said longtime aide Sally Connors. "Maybe we can wait until after four, and then he won't remember?" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-figuring-out-how-to-break-the-news-to-biden-that-he-dropped-out

~~~~~~~~ Jill Biden Drops Out Of Presidential Race WASHINGTON, D.C. — Jill Biden has formally dropped out of the 2024 presidential race, she announced today at a press conference that was supposed to be for her husband. "I cannot in good conscience continue," the acting president said as her husband wandered around somewhere backstage. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/jill-biden-drops-out-of-presidential-race

Senator Grassley Wants to Know Why Dr. Jill Had Four TIMES as Many Agents as Trump on the Day He was Shot https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2024/07/21/secret-service-agents-jill-versus-trump-grassley-n2398652

Of note, Bidementia dropped out on National Ice Cream Day. How fitting!

Highly satisfying reading. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Joe Biden's Final Humiliation And The Fight Ahead Alleged President Joe Biden's cowardly capitulation to the will of the Democrat elite validated the cruel truth that we have always known about him – and that he has always known about himself. He's a quitter. He's a loser. He's weak, and he's stupid, the Democrat Party's Fredo, given – by default – responsibility beyond running a nightclub out in the boondocks or picking somebody up from the airport and, predictably, botching it. Joe Biden is the ultimate personification of the Peter Principle, the only principle he has ever demonstrated. Good riddance. I guess that the Trump +7 Michigan poll on Sunday kind of put a nail in the coffin of Joe Biden's dreams of a legacy of adequacy. [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2024/07/22/joe-bidens-final-humiliation-and-the-fight-ahead-n2642289

Wait, It Was the WH Chief of Staff Who Informed the Cabinet of Biden's Decision to Quit, Not Joe? [...] "They didn't even release a White House still photograph," added Dana Perino. "Nothing. I hope he's fine, but you can forgive people for wondering if we are really living Weekend at Bernie's right now. Like, proof of life, please," she added. There's more intrigue when we learn that it was White House Chief of Staff Jeff Zients who informed the cabinet of Biden's decision to drop out, not the president: [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/07/21/wait-it-was-the-wh-chief-of-staff-who-informed-the-cabinet-of-bidens-decision-to-quit-not-joe-n2642302

Biden Withdrawing From the Race Makes the 25th Amendment a Much More Attractive Option for the Democrats [...] the confluence of events presents the Democrats with an opportunity to look responsible and to improve their electoral chances. They can use the 25th Amendment to remove Joe Biden and allow Harris to run as an incumbent. Incumbency has real power during elections. An incumbent rarely fails to be reelected; when that happens, they are Republicans. If you follow political predictions, Alan Licthtman's 13 Keys model is the most famous. Changing Harris into an incumbent would change the Democrat's chances of winning from not-good to competitive. [...] https://redstate.com/streiff/2024/07/21/biden-withdrawing-from-the-race-makes-the-25th-amendment-a-much-more-attractive-option-for-the-democrats-n2177196