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Majority Agree: Kamala Covered Up Biden Senility So it's not just a vox populi panel in Wisconsin -- on MSNBC, no less -- that smells the stench of cover-up from Kamala Harris. The Anointing has apparently not ended the electorate's interest in the chaotic month that followed the exposure of Joe Biden's cognitive impairment on national TV in a prime-time debate. And voters who saw through the attempts to cover it up afterward have firm ideas on exactly who to blame for the shocking display. [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/07/26/nine-in-ten-americans-agree-kamala-covered-up-biden-senility-n3792301

Carville Warns Dems: 'The Ice Pick Cometh' Consider this the wrap-up to what likely will be the final day of whatever honeymoon Kamala Harris has. The Obamas literally phoned in an endorsement this morning, which means that unless Democrats dig up the corpse of FDR, the potential sugar highs from endorsements have come to an end. Harris may get brief news-cycle boosts from her Veepstakes pick and at the convention, but this introductory week held the most real potential to change the race from the hole Joe Biden dug. And according to CNN polling analyst Harry Enten last night, that potential went largely unrealized. And in fact, Trump had a pretty good week -- again: [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/07/26/the-ice-pick-cometh-n3792302

Don't Let Democrats Rewrite Joe Biden's Biography Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. should be remembered as a failed president, a cringy blowhard senator, perhaps the most shameless fabulist in American political history, the patriarch of a shady family, and a preternatural liar who couldn't hold a single consistent principled position in his very long career. Of course they're going to try to canonize him. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2024/07/26/dont-let-democrats-rewrite-joe-bidens-biography/

It depends on what the wet glop was and whether your mius would eat it, si D ma'am. It also depends on what the definition of Many is, si D ma'am. You may have gotten a fabulous deal or gotten off-ripped , glorious flexibility of P-Math ma'am. But we are generally always proud of you, si D ma'am.

The one time that we ever needed to return anything -- a NIP case of Body Armor drinks -- the clerkette said, "I don't know if we can take this back, no man," and took forever trying to get her swamped supervisorette's approval, we man. We were seething and ready to explode after having already waited in line for Many minutes, man. Edited to add, see man: LPoP and unread, sorry Ontarklar man.

Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Infernal rain awoke us early again today, time to build an Ark man. Poor fence guys had to sit in their truck all morning, waste of their time man. Even after they got out and tried working, rain filled any hole they dug, sigh man. Job won't be done till Monday now, probably, OK with us man. We didn't have a prayer of GS-ing today, rain plus completely hosed back ow ow ow man. We should not have tried taking Mama T-B.'s groceries up stairs, use elevator instead man. Lunch (at 2 p.m.) was a ham + cheese sandwich, indict the ham and ingest we man. We had the move-desking and other casa-hold items needing doing, call Ecu handyman we man. We managed to move things around in, and vacuum, guest room, see below man. Ecu came at half-of-half till Many (2+1) p.m., always early he man. He moved Mini-B.'s old desk upstairs into guest room with ease, si man. He de-T-B.-mobiled Mini-B.'s new desk and put it where the old one had been, si man. We had him do a few small things involving tools and bending/climbing, incapable of latter we man. All were done in half an hour, wonderful man. We were expecting the usual charge of $Many, cheap man. Instead, he charged us $Many, inflation man. Regardless, it was pleasing to see him again and to get the stuff done, conclude we man. Miu was highly observant of the entire process, welcome relief from miu-boredom man. We didn't leave the casa until half-past Many (2+2+2+1) p.m., no man. Went to Aldi, grocery we man. Had to rush consequent to their insufferable "We close in Many minutes," man. We forgot to look for the most crucial item, nukeable rice man. We were delayed from leaving the casa because a stray miu wanted to come into our garage, poor miu man. We couldn't feed it or love on it because of Aldi's insanely early closing hours, sigh man. Whoever abandons or lets mius roam freely like that should be disciplined or worse, we man. We will probably concoct more Tuna Glop (genuine or Modified) for din-din, si man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. called us to caucus about his allegedly impending haircut, man. We have hope that it will actually get done on Sunday, fingers crossed man. Today was birthday of ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s #2 sister, miss party because not in Ecu we man. If we can move on Sunday, we shall do laundry, probably just one load man. We must adjust bedsheet-warshing schedule because of coming shift in Mini-B.'s weekly custody, must calculate we man. No party with the rubias tonight, HSM instead at bedtime man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

A bunch of cool discussion about fridges, ha ha man. We saw that SAT (Steveklar) logged on to VJ earlier, no see Steveklar man for far too long man.

Thread is moved from Off Topic to the Tax & Finances forum, for higher relevant traffic.

You need to talk with the toughest family-law attorney that you can find. Initial consultations are cheap and sometimes free. Talk to several.

This is what Democrats and Communists do. And even if they lose, they won't let the opposition take power.

8 New Events Coming To The Paris Summer Olympics The 2024 Summer Olympics are here, and this time they're in France! But this isn't your grandma's Olympics. Eight exciting new events are here to challenge athletes from across the globe, and The Babylon Bee has the exclusive details. Here is the complete list of new events for the 2024 Summer Olympic Games: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/8-new-events-coming-to-the-paris-summer-olympics

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FBI Director Suggests Trump's Ear Just Spontaneously Exploded WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his testimony before Congress, FBI Director Christopher Wray proposed a bold new theory about the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump, saying that it was possible that there was, in fact, no assassination attempt at all and that Trump's ear might have spontaneously exploded. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-director-suggests-trumps-ear-just-spontaneously-exploded

Olympic Games Delayed As USA Flag Bearer LeBron James Flops Again PARIS — In a tragic turn of events, the opening ceremonies of the 2024 Paris Summer Olympics were delayed after Team USA flag bearer LeBron James flopped dramatically onto the ground. James, widely regarded by experts as the greatest flopper in NBA history, seemed to have expected to gain at least two free-throws by flopping when he was handed the flag. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/olympic-games-delayed-as-usa-flag-bearer-lebron-james-flops-again

Who Engineered the Political Coup Against Biden? [...] someone needs to tell the truth about the 10 days that shook the nation, from the moment Trump took a would-be assassin's bullet on July 13 to the afternoon Biden inexplicably dropped his reelection bid and Kamala Harris was coronated. And the first question that needs to be answered, and which no one in the mainstream media is asking, is "Who convinced Joe Biden that debating Trump on June 27, nearly two months before the Democratic convention, was a good idea?" [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/07/26/who_engineered_the_political_coup_against_biden___151336.html

Why do Texas Aggies keep their diplomas on their car dashboards? So they can legally park in the handicapped spaces. Did you hear about the Aggie who put Odor-Eaters in his shoes, walked 2 blocks, and disappeared? Why don't they serve ice in the drinks on the campus of Texas A&M University any longer? The senior who knew the recipe graduated. How did the Aggie break his leg raking leaves? He fell out of the tree. Three Aggies were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first Aggie said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second Aggie said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell that those are rabbit tracks!" The third Aggie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!" They were still arguing ten minutes later when the train hit them.

Good discussion, all -- if you have more, keep it coming.

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Whatever you're feeling is OK -- they're your feelings, and they're valid. Kind response in the strongest possible terms: Do not (do NOT!) rush into a marriage for this purpose. "Marry in haste, repent in leisure." You have other options. Take stepparent with you to an immigration lawyer (initial consultations are cheap or free) to clarify things in your minds. Both of you will feel much better after this. Edited to add: Family knows what she's talking about, so do that. Keep us closely apprised of what you learn and what happens -- we care.

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]

Thrilling Friday-on-Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: Met neighbor & fence-repairman at o'dark-Many, helped by caffeine pill we man. Fence hombre is from Guatemala, Guatemalteco man. We talked to him a little in Spanish, "your Spanish is very good, si man" said he man, si man. Breakfast was a greenish banana, ingest and diet we man. Fence demolition started, big yard man. It began to monsoon, soaked Guatemaltecos man. They hauled it all off, bye man. Job should be finished on Sunday, weather permitting man. We went GS/ES-ing, si man. The GS (annual sale in church hall) was highly underpopulated, perhaps the rain man. We browsed unhurriedly/uncrowdedly, nice in that venue man. Most of that purchase was new nightshirts for Mini-B., outgrown old ones wee man man. Groceried for last of Mama T-B.'s desired vittles, must use coupon for senior she man man. Miu highly demanding upon our exhausted return to the casa, treat/lunch me Daddy man. Lunch (at Many p.m.) was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, ingest and diet we man. Called Mama T-B. to deliver stuff, agree senior she man. Hurt ourself carrying it up one stairflight, elevator still out of order man. Mama T-B. generally appreciative, scrutinize all store receipts senior she man. Mama T-B. then sat us down for the required lecture on multiple topics, man. Kept us there for 2 hours, man. Mama T-B. does think that we look a little skinnier, at least there's that man. Returned to casa and demanding miu, feed us another lunch Daddy man. Din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest and diet we man. Long-overdue hourlong siesta thereafter, zzz we man. Warshered/baked/stowed Mini-B.'s new threads, si man. He & ex-Mrs.-T-B. greatly enjoying latter's hometown in Ecu, homesick therefor we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. says she's "still negotiating" with Mini-B. re his haircut, just do it man. We have unenthusiastically itineraried 2 GSs for Saturday, might/might not go man. Miu is again lobbying for attention, needy miu man. No party with the rubias tonight, too exhausted we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Friday GS/ES report, see man: We attended all, honorable we man. All yielded the take, whee and see man: -- 2 hand-towels or small bathmats (one = Vera Wang) = $1, steal man -- long-sleeved pocket T-shirt = $2, OK man -- Many (2+2+2+1) T-shirts for Mini-B., shirt for Mini-B., shirt for T-B., shorts for T-B. = $Many ($2x2x2 +2), deal man -- 2 Oneida tablespoons, 1 Oneida teaspoon, NIP pack anchor bolts = $2 + half a buck, steal man Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2x2 - half a buck)

Then his comment was completely out of line. He has no retroactive power, so ignore his comment... unless you want to report it to his supervisor after your mandamus is approved.

We were, too, si D ma'am.