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"You can't lipstick an inferior primate, except a rubia, several of which must be found for T-B., si man..."

For upvotes, D ma'am?

That's "get right on it oh Exalted Superior Primate" man.

Certainly that, too!

Mama T-B. awakened us at Many a.m. -- si man, Many a.m. -- with news that Uncle T-B. called an ambulance and went to the hospital, with "the shakes" man. She had called us rather late last night with the inkling that Uncle T-B. was shaky because he hadn't been eating (same as we inkled, si man) and hadn't been drinking fluids, forgot to recognize this and pound it into his head we man. We are undercaffeinated and even sleepier because we forced ourself to eat breakfast (banana and ham sandwich, ingest both and indict the latter we man) in prep for what's surely to be a long, boring, ES-less hospital day, si and sigh and fight-zzz we man. We'd better get down there soon, si man. Uncle T-B. is as deaf as a post even with hearing-aids, sigh man. They can say, "you need open-heart surgery, si man" and he'll nod, no comprehension man. He's also a poor medical historian and somewhat of a hypochondriac, man. We did call and talk with a barely understandable E.R. employee, sigh man. We gathered that E.R. is swamped and he's in a nonpriority waiting area, great man. Happy Friday, si and whee and glee man.

You would get sick of these rubias if they never leave the casa and never do anything other than what rubias do, si and sigh man. If you wish to be helpful, you'll recruit and refer replacement rubias, si man.

A question & reply have been split from this thread into a new thread in the Bringing Family Members of LPRs forum.

Question & reply have been split and moved from a thread in the Effects of Major Changes forum.

One problem with Islam is the "win-win" nature of war and terrorism: they get a guaranteed ticket to Paradise if they kill infidels and survive, and they get automatic admission to Paradise if they're killed and become martyrs.

Again, good reason to lock the enviro-whackos and animal-rights whackos in a room and let them neutralize each other to death.

That's certainly her code name. Kommie has the mind of a child, the depth of a puddle, and the appeal of a goat. The Dems will try everything to protect and script her so that the unwashed will presume that she's capable.

Because there's only One Truth.

Hillary Clinton Meets With Kamala To Help Her Improve Her Black Accent WASHINGTON D.C. — In a historic meeting today former Democrat presidential nominee Hillary Clinton met with current presidential nominee Kamala Harris to work on improving Harris's black accent. The meeting came after Harris's campaign rally this week in Atlanta where some accused Harris of affecting a rather flimsy black accent. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-meets-with-kamala-to-help-her-improve-her-black-accent

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Imane Khelif Wins First-Ever Gold Medal In Freestyle Domestic Violence PARIS — Algerian boxer Imane Khelif made history this week by becoming the first-ever Olympian to win the gold medal in the new Freestyle Domestic Violence event. "This is for all of us," an emotional Khelif said, raising his bloody fist triumphantly as the broken body of his small female opponent lay before him. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/imane-khelif-wins-first-ever-gold-medal-in-freestyle-domestic-violence

9/11 Mastermind Given Plea Deal After FBI Confirms He Was Not Present At Capitol January 6th [...] Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, held in U.S. custody since 2003, agreed to a deal that will allow him to avoid the death penalty after investigators were able to rule out his involvement in the far more terrible and tragic events at the Capitol on January 6, 2021. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/911-mastermind-given-plea-deal-after-fbi-confirms-he-was-not-present-at-capitol-january-6th

Hoo, brother... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Prior warning? Secret Service to face bombshell revelation from top Homeland watchdog Sources say inspector general about to release heavily redacted report showing it warned Secret Service about security deficiencies back in April. [...] https://justthenews.com/government/security/secret-service-deficiencies-flagged-trump-shooting-including-security-sweeps

I'm willing to bet on this guy's opinions being accurate. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Washington Riots Just a Preview of What Awaits Dems in Chicago The anti-Israel violence and vandalism last week in Washington, D.C., merely hints at what might await Democrats in Chicago later this month. The infamous mayhem at the 1968 Democratic National Convention already ensured that protests would be a storyline, but the lax law enforcement in Chicago and other cities run by Democrats has set the stage for a reprise of 1968. Last week's lawlessness in Washington must not be brushed away simply as protests. What began as marches through the city's streets culminated in riots. Organizers had vowed a "day of rage." They delivered on that promise. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/08/01/washington_riots_just_a_preview_of_what_awaits_dems_in_chicago_151367.html

The OP hasn't logged on to VJ for ~11 months. Old thread is now closed.

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Uncle T-B. called us, wanting to postpone his appointment, gastrointestinally afflicted senior he man. We went over anyway to deliver/get items, si man. Part of a longstanding project is to get rid of his derelict jalopy, not driven for years man. He couldn't find the title, man. It had been precisely where we both knew it was, si man. Weeks ago, he said, "I'll move it to the dresser in the bedroom, si man." We should have said, "Leave it where it is, si man!" si and man. Today was cheat-on-diet day, sure to regret it we man. Breakfast/lunch was Subway*, ingest we man. *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man We got hung up on trying to find a buyer/donation place for the Uncle-T-B.-mobile, sigh man. This hosed any possibility of further errands, sigh man. However, we did get a decent hourlong siesta, zzz we man. Din-din was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, ingest and diet we man. The hurricane-hosed fence is finally up, whee man. The Guatemaltecos had better up-clean the detritus to our satisfaction, for that price man. "Hall of Fame" preseason football game on, watch first half we man. We cheated and consumed 2 bags of Costco popcorn, ingest we man. We hope that we won't regret this during tonight's bathroom-scaling, fingers crossed man. We installed the HomeGoods lamps in guest room, attractive there man. We up-cleaned guest room further, just a few quick things left to do man. We were amazed that the 2 spare suitcases fit behind the room door, quite a boon man. Miu observed entire process with great interest and tried to sit on one suitcase, involved miu man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. has not responded to Many repeated requests for fotos of Mini-B.'s haircut, hiding something man. We must call Uncle T-B.'s main doctor tomorrow for advice and possible appointment, si man. We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs, a GS, and the children's resale place for Friday, si man. No party with the rubias tonight, too tired man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Why wait months? There's no time like the present.

The court is in his pocket.

Thread is moved from US Immigration News to the CR-1 Case Progress subforum.

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