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Not saying that this happened, but sometimes people and organizations are so dumb that they can't find either butt-cheek with both hands plus outside help.

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: Called Uncle T-B., who sounded semi-alert and claimed to have taken his a.m. pills, si man. Breakfast was a banana, ingest and good thing we did we man. Embarked on GS/ES-ing, different route than usual for purpose below man. At midpoint, brought Mini-B.'s stuff to children's resale place, large and mobbed on Saturday man. Had to wait nearly an hour for them to review our stuff, time to reminisce about kids growing up man. They took more than half and gave us $Many ($2x2x2x2), $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man. That location certainly is a different operation than our usual place, franchises man. We envision one more visit, and then all of Mini-B.'s kid clothes will be gone, not-so-wee-man wee man man. Returned to casa and demanding miu at Many (2+1) p.m., return we man. Serviced demanding miu, Treat And Lunch Me NOW Daddy man. Had under half an hour to bag donation stuff and get it there, today's rejects + guest-room finds man. Hastened to do so, race we man. Sped like an illegitimate male child to favorite small thrift shop, always donate there we man. Made it by 2 minutes, relieved we man. Store was open half an hour longer than donation bay, visit we man. It had been $1 Clothing Day for back-to-skool, nothing good left for Mini-B. man. Retrieved our Rx from pharmacy directly on way back to casa, highly convenient man. Returned to casa and sociable miu, highly interactive miu man. Lunch/din-din (at Many [2+2] p.m.) was Tuna Glop, ravenously ingest and diet we man. We should then have showered and siesta'd, normal procession of events man. Did not want to waste a shower, so mowed front lawn, mow we man. Showered, recovered, then called Uncle T-B. to ensure taking of evening pills, si man. Uncle T-B. sounded alert but needing encouragement, give same we man to senior he man man. Mama T-B. then called, half-hour phone caucus man. We still have an item or two to take to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, part of guest-room cleaning man. We texted ex-she man to see if we could throw some groceries in her casa, too, man. Finally decided on minimal siesta at Many (2x2x2) p.m., exhausted we man. Miu was already dozing on our bed, different from usual miu-zzz place man. We were able to get in without miu off-jumping, only Many'rd time in Many (2+2+1) years man. We charged cell phone at bedside, in desperate need thereof man. After coughing from mow-lawning, we nearly off-dozed, needed zzz we man. Multiple text dings came in, hallmark of ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. We ignored these and tried to resume dozing, si man. Miu then began flicking us with her tail, occupational hazard of share-bedding with mius man. Infernal alarm soon rang, failed zzz for we man man. We read texts from ex-she man man. Just Many (2x2x2) items, man. ==> Were Mini-B. not staying with ex-she man this week, we'd have said, "Call the Rojo, si man," si man. We strongly desire chocolate but are snacking on baby carrots, What's Up Doc man. We are within reasonable view of our weight goal, achievable if we are Many00% assiduous man. We want to surprise Mini-B. and especially ex-Mrs.-T-B., si and ha ha man. We could itinerary a few quasi-nearby Sunday ESs but had better clean the casa, conclude we man. Saturday's GS/ES-ing was nicely satisfactory, conclude we man. No party with the rubias tonight, overdone we man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We indeed attended all, truthful trustworthy we man. One GS was phantom, part of a cluster so not as big a deal as usual but still we man. One GS and Many (2+2) of the ESs yielded the take, see man: -- semicircular indoor/outdoor floor mat = $Many-&-a-half ($[2+2+1] + half a buck), deal man -- NIP facemasks in case Mini-B. remains squirrelly = $2, OK man -- bag of plastic travel containers, bag chocolate/peanut candy = half a buck, steal man -- half-bottle lemon shampoo, new Many-ring binder = $2, deal man -- nearly full pump-bottle Nexus dandruff shampoo, NIP disposable Bic razors, Virgin Islands key ring = $2, steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2)

Indolent Bro G. man! Indolent, INDOLENT Bro G. man! "For a century after his death, Spinoza's name was anathema, si man. And the accounts of his tribulations taxed the lexicon of vituperation, si man," duh and man.

Welcome to the forums! Your thread is being moved from Off Topic to the Philippines regional forum, for country-specific advice.

This question is asked quite often. Four hours is recommended. This accounts for mechanical or crew issues, weather, diversions, understaffing at POE, and more.

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Story already posted in master Illegals thread...

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Who receives or recoups these funds?

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Thrilling (??!) rest-of-Friday report, see man: Got to hospital an hour before noon, arrive we man. Uncle T-B. was in a tiny overflow room sitting in a stuffed armchair, E.R. swamped man. He was talking to a majorly foxy (albeit non-rubia) nurse, oh our God man. Nurse had great rapport with both of us, si man. Uncle T-B.'s blood pressure was stroke-level (Many/Many), see reason below man. Nurse IV'd 2 BP-lowering liquids into Uncle T-B., IV senior he man she man. Most of rest of time was spent waiting, sigh man. Lab results, except for cardiac, were like those of a Manyager, senior he man outlive all of us man. BP finally read out at Many/Many, improvement depending on the value of Many man. Doctor came and reviewed the case with us, thorough M.D. he man. Wanted us to review Uncle T-B.'s several BP meds with Uncle T-B.'s internist, si man. Sent referral for gastrointestinal specialist, referral man. Sent pharmacy one Rx for nausea-prevention, Rx man. As discharge neared, Uncle T-B. asked nurse if she had a boyfriend, she didn't man (!!!). We asked, "Just so happens, or by choice, huh man?" hopeful we man. "Definitely by choice, si man," said nurse man. We reconfirmed this once more at final discharge, stick knife in ourself and twist even harder we man. Uncle T-B. was discharged a bit after 2 p.m., chauffeur senior he man we man. We borrowed his facility's wheelchair and wheeled him to his apartment, wheel senior he man we man. We were quite sweaty after this, apartment nearly Many00 degrees inside man. Uncle T-B. mentioned that he'd messed up his pills, from bottles to pill-caddy man. He had therefore NOT TAKEN ANY for over 2 Manyzen hours, we man!!!!! Just as we arrived at the casa, pharmacy texted "Rx ready, si man," si and man. We coded it for delivery for a fee, not a crucial Rx man. Serviced demanding miu, Where Were You And Where's Lunch + Treats Daddy man. Caucused by phone with Mama T-B. for over half an hour, intense senior she man. Tried to reach Uncle T-B.'s internist, unavailable Friday afternoon man. First available appointment with GI docs not till Manycember, and man. Re-caucused by phone with Mama T-B. for another half-hour, intense senior she man. It was now half-past Many (2+2) p.m. and we were starving, need to ingest we man. We tore top of nuke-rice bag and put it in microwave, anticipatory we man. Just then, phone rang, si man. Uncle T-B.: "I hate to bother you after all that, but can you help me with my pills now, huh man?" si man. We couldn't refuse, no man. We got his Rx at pharmacy and bought a fancy new pill-caddy, crucial man. Uncle T-B. had (no exaggeration) nearly 2 Manyzen pill bottles, full half-full empty current expired man. We combined those of similar expiration date, consolidate we man. We found some (chiefly vitamins) that he hadn't taken for months, man. We emptied all pills from his current inadequate caddies and matched them with those in bottles, match we man. We showed Uncle T-B. how to open the compartments in his spankin'-new caddy, fancy man. We showed him the names of the days and whether the rows said "morning" or "evening," distinguish we man. We showed him how to count Many (2+2+2+1) pills and insert one for each day, count and insert we man. We showed him how to choose one bottle, count, close it, and turn it upside down when done, indicate we man. We told him, "These are your Friday-evening pills, see man. Today is Friday, si man. Take them now, si man," si man. All this time, Uncle T-B. had a look of blank terror on his face, helpless senior he man. We pointed out where Saturday morn's pills were, take those tomorrow morn man. Uncle T-B. almost blanked out completely, si man. After 1 hour + half an hour, we finally left, discouraged we man. Lunch/din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, finally ingest and diet we man. A siesta occurred, zzz we man. Upon awakening, we phoned Mama T-B. to describe the happenings, phone senior she man we man. Mama T-B. nearly ripped us a new one for not making Uncle T-B. stock his own caddy, si man. "He'll rely on you forever now, si man! Make HIM do it, si man!" "Tell him what each pill is for, si man, and he'll have a stroke if he skips them, si man, and if he's lucky it'll kill him, si man, and otherwise he'll end up a vegetable, si man!" A nearly hourlong caucus ensued regarding home healthcare or assisted living, nothing resolved man. On Monday, we must try to get Uncle T-B. to internist to authorize said care, a must man. Meanwhile, ex-Mrs.-T-B. had texted that she & Mini-B. were themselves in the E.R., Ecu version man. They'd gone for restaurant din-din with other family and had gotten violently ill overnight, wow man. (None of the other family did from the same or almost-the-same food, strange man.) They were in the hospital E.R. for Many (2+2+1) hours for IV fluids/antibiotics, stomach infection man. Poor Mini-B. accidentally dislodged his IV and bled all over the floor, out-freaked wee man man. We asked ex-Mrs.-T-B. how much the experience had cost, curious we man. "Ooo -- a lot, si man! I paid $Many00, si man!" said ex-she man man. "This would have cost $Many,000 in the U.S., si man," said we man to ex-she man man. "Si, but still, it was a lot, si man," said ex-she man to we man man. Anyway, they were recovering and feeling somewhat stronger, that's good man. No party with the rubias tonight, full enough day already man. We have itineraried/re-itineraried Many (2+2+1) ESs and Many (2+1) GSs for Saturday, si man. We hope for no more emergencies, quite enough for one day man. And that was/is our thrilling (?) Friday report, si man.

I vote with Bill -- Amish.

What a day with Uncle T-B., man. Thrilling (?) report later, see later man.

Maybe some enterprising assassin can help them along while they're being transferred somewhere.

The OP hasn't logged on to VJ for nearly a year, so this thread is now closed to further comment. Bella, hopefully the e-mail will yield results. Let us know in a more active relevant thread.