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FBI Closely Monitoring Gathering Of Christian Nationalists ROANOKE, VA — The FBI has dispatched surveillance teams after several reports surfaced of Christian Nationalists planning to spend a day thanking God for His blessings and praying for America. "Looks like the turkey has hit the table, boys," reported Agent Schwartz to the tactical team. "That means the praying will be inbound shortly if I know these sickos like I think I do." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-closely-monitoring-gathering-of-christian-nationalists

Everyone has got to see this -- just over 3 minutes long: https://babylonbee.com/video/fired-twitter-employee-applies-for-first-real-job

Oh -- forgot! I order a dozen of these calendars every year (at wholesale!) and mail them to various friends, most of whom can't wait to get theirs every year: https://www.surroundedbyasses.com Different, unique, cost-effective, and appreciated.

Estate sales, Y ma'am. This past year, I got a Hickory dining-room table + 6 chairs = $175 (not a misprint), and two huge living-room chairs + 2-seat theater-style sofa = $555 including tax & delivery. One can also up-clean on these at estate sales. Estate sales aren't just at dead people's musty, dusty houses -- they can also be held on behalf of empty-nesters who are downsizing or professionals who are being transferred overseas, for two examples.

Word has it that the hairless cats stick to one's skin when they cuddle up.

With a reproving letter from AOC attached.

Post ordered to remain in CEHST as a very Current Event and (obviously) Hot Social Topic. Over-flexed rhodium snaps in two, or shatters into a gabillion molecules. Only 30,000 upvotes per day, down from 30,001.

I'll visit Mexico early next month. Will observe amoxicillin supplies and ask the pharmacists about shortages. Mexican drugs are typically manufactured by major European labs or the major Mexican labs in Mexico City, and are often available through the European distributors for the well-known U.S. pharmaceutical producers. Of note, all the pharmacies had shelves completely full of baby formula when I visited in June.

Often, one must destroy something in order to save it.

= Democrat in large city = automatic

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling (?) Tuesday report, see man: At one hour before noon (= Many a.m.), took some Mini-B. clothes to resale shop, often purchased man. They took a Manyzen items, including some they'd rejected before, always worth second try man. They paid us $Many.Many ($2x2x2x2 +1.2x2x2x2x2x2 -1), successful Business Typhoon we man. We have visited Many (2+2+1) or Many (2+2+2) times and always left with a profit, $i man. From there, went to Aldi straight up the road, convenient man. Got several items for Mama T-B., recuperating senior she man. We called to announce our impending arrival, call we senior she man. Mama T-B. had had a slight relapse after doing too much yesterday, senior she man. She insisted that we drop the stuff at her doorstep, essentially self-quarantining senior she man. We had our own solo carry-bag, best for Aldi groceries man. Mama T-B. said she'd leave plastic bags outside her door for us to transfer items, man. We pointed out that the stuff was heavy* and Mama T-B. of shaky balance, man. *most of reason for asking us to procure it in the first place, man. Mama T-B. refused to budge and said she'd carry it in herself, man. We transferred the stuff into the plastic bags and called with that news, man. Fortunately, Mama T-B. didn't break a hip or get bonkus of the conkus by falling over, amazing man. Returned to casa and found list of vittles desired by Uncle T-B., casa-bound senior he man. We had to get with him for other reasons, ordered by Mama T-B. earlier man. Went first to (a different) Aldi, get everything there that we could man. Aldi OUT of many usual items, supply chain man. Went to legacy supermarket for rest of items, place absolutely mobbed man. Left place with splitting headache, ouch man. Found message from Uncle T-B. on phone (left in T-B.-mobile) for another item, man. Returned to get it, increased headache man. Delivered stuff, appreciative senior he man. Spent 2 more hours getting maturing CDs transferred, easy but time-consuming man. Spent more time helping Uncle T-B. get into his other financial accounts, technologically impaired senior he man. Spent more time reloading Uncle T-B.'s weekly pill-organizer, organizationally impaired senior he man. Went to food court at nearby mall, famished we man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din was teriyaki chicken (augmented portion), ingest we at half-past Many (2+2+1) p.m. man. Returned to casa and was confronted by outraged miu, Many hours overdue for treats man. Got yelled at over phone by Mama T-B. for "doing" Uncle T-B.'s work instead of "supervising" his doing it, man. Napped like an illegitimate male child for an hour-plus, heavy zzz we man. Awoke to text from Mama T-B., thanking us for what we had done today, man.

Gonna have to talk to the Ecus about twisting the knife (2-0).

Turkey Denied Presidential Pardon After Photos Emerge Of It Attending January 6 WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a break from a long-standing tradition, the White House announced that this year's Thanksgiving turkey would not receive a ceremonial pardon from President Joe Biden after it was discovered that the turkey had attended the riot at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/turkey-denied-presidential-pardon-after-photos-emerge-of-it-attending-jan-6-riot

Soccer Team Apologizes For Running Up The Score In 2-0 Blowout DOHA, QATAR — The World Cup courted controversy this week after one of the teams continued racking up an obscene number of points even after it was clear they were already poised to win 1-0. Their aggressiveness has been labeled "cruel," and they are facing accusations of "running up the score" leading to their 2-0 blowout victory. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/soccer-team-apologizes-for-running-up-the-score-in-2-0-blowout

13 Billion Dead After Trump Unbanned From Twitter WORLD — Thirteen billion people have already died horrible deaths mere hours after former President Donald Trump was reinstated to Twitter. "We should have seen this coming," said a distraught Elon Musk, surveying the killing fields. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/13-billion-dead-after-trump-unbanned-from-twitter

Add Amoxicillin to the Things in Critically Short Supply Saga [...] the shortage comes at a time when hospitals are already at a breaking point with sick children. [...] https://redstate.com/jerrywilson/2022/11/20/add-amoxicillin-to-the-things-in-critically-short-supply-saga-n661997

That is sumthin', si man!

Your question is moot, si LS ma'am -- it's on sale, with an extra coupon!

It's on sale, too, si LS ma'am!

Here's a nice commentary on this fact. https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2022/11/fda_tries_to_weasel_out_of_ever_claiming_it_told_people_not_to_take_ivermectin.html

Eye-opening, with extensive rationales from Dr. Peter McCullough.

You're buying, LS ma'am. Gracias for your generosity! Either that or we list what we ourselves have or have had in mind to get for our respective selves. (Uh, whut'd he say?)

Can such incompetence possibly be unintentional?

Thrilling Monday report, see man: "Drizzerable" day like Saturday, stay in casa we man. Mama T-B. feeling better and beginning to nag us again, recovering senior she man. Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. Din-din was the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs from last week, ingest we man. Uninhibited frolicking with the rubias begins imminently, frolic we man.