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  1. Journalists Rush To Scene Of Shooting To Determine Whether It's Politically Useful LOS ANGELES, CA — Several news crews raced to the scene of a reported shooting this morning to determine whether details of the shooting might prove politically useful or not. "I'm Dana Stormcloud with ABC 7 News, and I'm here at the scene of a horrific mass shooting that took place right on this street corner," said one reporter. "Wait--I'm getting reports that the shooter was an illegal immigrant. Ok, never mind! Pack it up, people! Nothing to see here!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/journalists-rush-to-scene-of-shooting-to-determine-whether-its-politically-useful
  2. Tied England-U.S. Match To Be Decided By Whichever Country Last Beat The Other In A War QATAR — The United States' soccer match against England ended in a tie, handing the U.S. team victory as the country which last beat the other in a war wins the tiebreaker. "We don't decide the rules, we just win the wars," said U.S. coach Gregg Berhalter in the post-match press conference. "Last I checked, we drive on the right side of the road and call cookies by their God-given name. Chalk one up for Team U.S.A." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/tied-england-us-match-to-be-decided-by-whichever-country-last-beat-the-other-in-a-war
  3. Karine Jean-Pierre Insists It's Not Her Job To Answer Questions Like Some Sort Of Press Secretary WASHINGTON, D.C. — Things got tense in the White House briefing room today after several journalists in the press pool asked Jean-Pierre to answer some questions. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/karine-jean-pierre-insists-its-not-her-job-to-answer-questions-like-some-sort-of-press-secretary
  4. I was playing soccer with my friend. He said, "Let's make this interesting." So we stopped playing soccer.
  5. Information was still visible within screenshots initially posted just above, so the images were removed. (Darker ink would have obscured that information better. ) The poster got answers, so all seems to be well now.
  6. CAJUN AIRLINES Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines to da Mardi Gras. Boudreaux was flying da plane and Pierre was in da back foolin wit da cargo equipment an stuff. Da plane hit some turbulence an start bouncin around an Boudreaux got knock unconscious. Den da plane start driftin. Pierre come run up to da front an Boudreaux was sprawl out over da steerin wheel. Well, Pierre don't know nuttin bout flyin an he start to get panaky. He grab da microphone and holla "May Day! May Day! Dis is Cajun Airline 90210. Boudreaux, him knock unconscious an I don know nuttin about flyin dis plane!" "Dis is da control tower," someone answer. "Doan you worry about nuttin. We gonna splain how you to land dis plane, step by step, ah gar-own-tee! Jus leave anyting ta us. Fus, how high you are an whas you position?" Pierre think a minute, den say, "I'm five foot ten an I'm all da way to da front of da plane." "No! No!" answer da tower. "What you altitude an where you location?" Pierre say, "Man ah got a po attitude, an I'm from Thibodeaux!" "No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice. "Ah needs to know how many feet you got off da groun an how you plane in relation to da airport!" Pierre he start to panic by dis time. He say, "Countin Boudreaux's an mine, we got four feet off da groun an I don believe dis plane related to you airport!" A long pause... de silence was deafenin. "We needs to know who you next of kin."
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  8. Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Miu energetically chased every thrown miu-toy last night, energetic miu man. When we awoke, 2 feather-rollers were on our floor, expectant miu man. Ran some very local errands today, errant we man. Got Thanksgiving leftovers from ex-Mrs.-T-B., offer ex-she man. Turkey, ham, stuffing, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, pecan pie, ingest we man. Major siesta thereafter, zzz we man. Din-din not really necessary, but will consume to keep from snacking later, pre-ingest we man. Onecan of beef stew is envisioned, envision we man. Miu is again inspecting her litter box too closely, miu man. We have explained Many times that the cycle won't complete unless she stays away from it, man. Miu either does not listen or fails to retain information, recalcitrant miu man. We wonder how many years this is taking off the life of the box, motor strain man. Uninhibited cavorting with the rubias begins after din-din, cavort we man.
  9. It's good that you're thinking ahead in such detailed fashion. Just don't lie or fib about anything. Whether in regard to immigration or outside life, it can come back to bite you.
  10. Sad, and definitely a realistic presumption.
  11. That's the spirit! In past years, I was pessimistic, too. Seriously, though: if you're close, the funds shouldn't run out before you get at least some.
  12. Cool! In better answer to my gas costs, just filled (half a tank) at Sunoco ($2.67/gal. less 0.10/gal. if their credit card is used = 8.723 gal.) = $22.50. Further shopping report: Went back to Dollar General to use their $5-off-$25 coupon from last visit; jug of cat litter, toucans of beef stew, box of granola bars for Mini-B. = ~$22. Got another $5-off-$25 coupon for next Saturday.
  13. Oh, gosh, I wanted to reply, but was stricken with TOS Syndrome.
  14. Two years in, and I haven't seen one in-circulation currency note signed by Treas. Sec. Yellen. She must've concentrated on the big bills only.
  15. DG didn't have their Thanksgiving ad (only the weekly) in the store, and I'd left mine at home. Anyway, they had only 2 quarts of what I was sure of, and I didn't want to lug 6 quarts of the other to the register only to be thwarted (cool word). Cheapest price/gal. in the nation around here, allegedly. Mostly highways. So what'd you get, huh man?
  16. UNREAL New Images Emerge From Chinese 'Zero COVID' Techno-Hell Fueled by the obstinate inertia of the Chinese Communist Party — which would view backtracking on policy it has so publicly fully committed to as an unacceptable loss of face (an important and often misunderstood concept in Asian culture) — the government's brutal "Zero COVID" policy runs full steam ahead. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/benbartee/2022/11/25/unreal-new-images-emerge-from-chinese-zero-covid-techno-hell-n1648613
  17. Biden's Labor Department Will Put Your Retirement Savings to Work for the Left The Department of Labor has finalized a rule that would give the go-ahead to fund managers to base their investment decisions on environmental, social, and governance (ESG) factors. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/rick-moran/2022/11/25/bidens-labor-department-will-put-your-retirement-savings-to-work-for-the-left-n1648565
  18. Even WaPo Admits That Covid Is Now a Pandemic of the Vaccinated https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/stacey-lennox/2022/11/25/even-wapo-admits-that-covid-is-now-a-pandemic-of-the-vaccinated-n1648598
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