Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.
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Thrilling Monday report, see man:
Betrayed miu by throwing her into miu-carrier instead of serving treats, indignant miu man.
Took miu to beauty salon, all-wheel manicure man.
Both miu and Daddy needed a psychiatrist during this traumatic process, upsetting man.
Lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.
Din-din was salisbury steaks in gravy, nuked corn, and bread, ingest Two Guys man.
Movie night was Honey, I ShrAnk the Kids, get the stoopid grammar right man.
Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.
Miu much calmer after manicure, wonder why all our mius have reacted this way man.
Uninhibited debauchery with the rubias imminent, debauch we man.