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  1. Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Lunch was a package of roast beef donated by Mama T-B., ingest we man. Din-din was the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs from last week, ingest we man. Must pack for our trip, 2 nights man. Rubias arriving imminently for uninhibited partying, cavort we man.
  2. A recent post in this now-closed old thread has been split into its own topic in this same forum.
  3. Thread is moved from the K-3 Process forum to the Mexico/Latin/South America regional forum.
  4. Three related threads have been merged. Please post further questions in this thread, rather than starting a new thread.
  5. Because the OP indicates resolution, this thread is now closed to further comment. Thanks to all for their input.
  6. U.S. Arms Sent to Ukraine Make Their Way to Boko Haram https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/athena-thorne/2022/12/04/u-s-arms-sent-to-ukraine-make-their-way-to-boko-haram-n1650836
  7. Nation Relieved To No Longer Have To Pretend To Like Soccer U.S. — After the men's national team was dealt a crushing 1-3 loss by the Netherlands, the United States expressed deep relief to no longer have to go on pretending to like soccer. "Hoo-boy, I didn't think I could keep that up another day," said local man Aaron Bronson. "Thank God for the Dutch!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-relieved-to-no-longer-have-to-pretend-to-like-soccer
  8. Democrats Vow To Find New Social Platform That Will Censor The News About What They Did On Twitter [...] "We really can't let news about us censoring citizens get out there uncensored," said Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer. "The blowback would be severe and would require escalating to Defcon 3 censorship. I'm told that's pretty bad." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-vow-to-find-new-social-platform-that-will-censor-news-about-what-they-did-on-twitter
  9. Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Rant, grrr man: We wish that miu would comprehend that her electronic litterbox must be left alone to complete its cycle, and that jumping in and out for inspection only delays the inevitable, miu man. Took Mini-B. to Mama T-B., overjoyed senior she man. Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest and bought WUOC by financially savvy we man. After ancestral visit, Mini-B. wanted to play basketball, go to grade-skool court Two Guys man. We dozed off in the T-B.-mobile, no Sunday zzz otherwise for we man. Finished last chapter in Mini-B.'s weekly book, historical fiction about Wyatt Earp man. Din-din for Mini-B. was the traditional S+Ms, ingest wee man. Din-din for us was 2 bananas on death's door, sliced & drenched in maple syrup, palatably ingest we man. Watched AFV with Mini-B. and ex-Mrs.-T-B., pre-retrieval appearance by ex-she man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. sincerely displeased* at dust level in Mini-B.'s room, Two Guys live here man. *we know that look, ouch man Ex-Mrs.-T-B. needed but refused to use our bathroom facility, it's clean enough man. Good, because last time, ex-she man failed to leave the toilet seat up, heresy man. Mini-B. took his stuff and left, end of Two Guys week man.
  10. The OP hasn't logged on to VJ for 3+ years, so a response is highly unlikely. If the issue is important, please start your own thread. Old thread is now locked.
  11. Folks, when jan22 talks about consular and eligibility issues, pay very close attention. Trust in this.
  12. Every time we go, we gain Many pounds, ingest Many plates we man. Gracias for the professional endorsement, si man. He does have translucent enamel on one front tooth (weird x-ray), fascinated the hygienist man. Doc might apply composite next time, claim she man.
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  14. Rant, grrrr man: We are in the yearly throes of an OPIOID crisis, grrrr man. Other People's Infernal Oak leaves Infesting our Driveway, grrrrrrRRRRRRRR man.
  15. Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Mini-B. wanted Two Guys to make breakfast collaboratively, bond wee man with we man man. After considering all options, a nuked-rice-plus-onecan-tuna dish was concocted, ingest wee man. We transported Mini-B. to his semiannual dentist caucus, Clean for Gene man. No cavities, no man. Lunch thereafter = 2 Subway footlongs, BOGO WUOC financially savvy we and ingest Two Guys man. Discovered unfinished class assignment, negligent wee and vigilant we man. Notified Mini-B. of its mandatory completion on this day, notify wee man we man. Mini-B. desired basketball play, nothing at our casa yet man. Contacted ex-Mrs.-T-B. (out with the Rojo), who offered driveway use, Plan A man. Key to ex-she man's casa worked in only one lock, locked out man. Cousin Mini-B. not at casa, no interior help man. Mini-B. upset, disappointed wee man. Drove to skool park to seek other players, Plan B man. Mini-B. too chicken to ask older boy to join, out-chickening wee man. Drove to Many (2+2+1) Below to buy a basketball, at least get that man. Mini-B. better afterward, partially mollified wee man. At casa, told Mini-B., "No basketball or cell phone until skoolwurk done, no and si man," si man. Mini-B. made weak excuses, Dutch Uncle talk ensued man. Mini-B. finally completed project, disgusted we man. Din-din was 2 Hungry Man boneless-chicken din-dins, ingest Two Guys man. Dessert was an extra-large Payday bar, ingest half each Two Guys man. On-line game played by Two Guys, return to normalcy man. Bedtime and reading, can finish week's book Sunday daytime man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wrote to inquire about wee man, helicopterish ex-she man. We responded, "RASTTR,"* bedbug reply from we to ex-she man man. *Regards And Sympathies To The Rojo, expansion man **pronounced "razz-tater," pronunciation man We certainly don't miss high-maintenance spending on chicas, not at all man.
  16. It is Sunday -- time for our approval-evoking (if correlation = causation), good-news-prompting, or at least certainly hilarious Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================= PICK-UP LINES IN ANCIENT ROME I'm only repeating a query that dates back to the Chaldeans, but may I ask, what is your sign? I think it was Pliny the Elder -- or was it Pliny the Younger? -- who first pioneered the concept of self-introduction by way of the purchase of a libation, and it is really in homage to him that I am moved to offer to buy you a drink. Cicero phrased it best, and I am merely quoting the master when I am driven to remark, "Nice bosom." Just as Aeneas inquired of Dido in Book Four of the Aeneid after stating his desire to install his obelisk in her temple of love, your place or mine? In the deathless words of the great philosopher-emperor Marcus Aurelius, of course I will respect you in the morning.
  17. Not that the enviro-whackos ever consider consequences. It is wise never to irk, displease, or enrage a superior Central Chimpanzee, no man!
  18. A New Study Shows COVID Anxiety Aged Teens' Brains Researchers at Stanford have released a study, "Effects of the COVID-19 Pandemic on Mental Health and Brain Maturation in Adolescents: Implications for Analyzing Longitudinal Data." According to the Washington Post, the original purpose of the study was to track brain development among a group of teens to see if there were gender disparities in depression. The study required a series of brain scans over a period of years. The study was interrupted by the lockdowns. When the scans resumed, researchers discovered not only heightened depression and anxiety, but, in essence, that the teens' brains had physically aged by approximately three years. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/lincolnbrown/2022/12/02/a-new-study-shows-covid-anxiety-aged-teens-brains-n1650355
  19. Biden's Oil Deal With Venezuela Is Worse Than You Think A week ago the Biden administration announced that it had approved an expansion of the license to Chevron so they could resume oil production in Venezuela. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/rick-moran/2022/12/02/bidens-oil-deal-with-venezuela-is-worse-than-you-think-n1650381
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