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If you have all the paperwork to support the changes, there should be zero problem with either USCIS or the consulate.

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I wonder whose suicide has just been scheduled?

The crash of the Hilgenberg...

Fervently hoping for the best. Please keep us closely apprised.

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Joke worked again... joke worked again... ] Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Joke worked again... joke worked again... ]

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Thrilling & Groggy Friday report, see man: Awoke unwillingly to alarm and to expect-breakfasting miu, double-loser we man. Fed miu her disgusting soft glop (beef flavor), ingest miu man. Caffeinated ourself thoroughly, insufficient man. Went ES-ing, see above man. Journey included visits to One-Cent-Less-Than-a-Dollar Only* and to Aldi, conveniently on route man. *should be renamed "Where-Almost-Everything-Far-Exceeds-a-Dollar," false advertising man Breakfast/lunch/din-din was the WhataBurger chili cheeseburger**, ingest we man. **free with purchase of medium fries/drink, financially savvy we man Napped for nearly 2 hours, almost sufficient man. Argued for >2 hours with Mama T-B. about portable basketball hoop for Mini-B., expectant wee man man. No decision yet, man. Up-catching on return-from-tripping stuff, unfocused we man. All Many (2+2+2) rubias feeling ignored, deal with it because can easily replace all we man.

Friday ES report, see man: The one GS was a joke, drive by without stopping we man. The first Many (2+1) ESs yielded nothing, zero man. We skipped the Many'th (2+2+1th) ES, too tired we man. The Many'th (2+2th) ES yielded the take, see man: -- toucans chicken noodle soup, onecan corn = $1, steal man Total = $1

You get HERE and STAY here, young lady, oj tak!

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You live in the People's Republic of Michigan, run by Comrade Half-Whitmer. You live in the United Socialist States of AmeriKKKa, led by Bidementia. Sounds like you're in some trouble already...

Every time I visit someone who has a pet iguana, I say, "Nice dinosaur you have there!"

Anyone following that train wreck over the last years would have done the same long ago -- and fired the entire school board, too.

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Breakfasted (!) in the Super Many (2x2x2), free man. Two buttered-toast sandwiches to start, ingest we man. Belatedly found hard-boiled eggs, ingest 2 we man. Much coffee consumed, of little help man. Plane flight not till 1 p.m., boon man. Had Many (2+2) errands to run, run we man. First went to Post Office, ship box to client man. Next went to Dollar General to return packing-tape, not needed man. That DG had outdated computer system and couldn't make the refund, man. Second DG could make refund, financially savvy we man. Next went back to favorite thrift store, swap one item for another man. Finally gassed Tahoe, what a gas man. Out-checked from the Super Many (2x2x2) and moseyed to airport, well early man. Knockout-yet-married ticket agent remembered us from half a year ago, what a memory she man. TSA not total illegitimate male children like usual, only like that at that airport man. Flight totally full except for one seat, thankfully between us & boorish row-mate man. Flight landed early, propitious because of major event before deplaning man. Old captain (flying in right seat) came out for an announcement, announce senior he man. Left-seat pilot had just passed his captaincy exam, pin captain's stripes on him in public man! New guy wasn't a kid and had silver hair, no man. Old captain had known him for years from the Air Force, long buddyship man. We surmise that old captain recruited new captain to help with pilot shortage, conclude we man. Was a very special day and uplifting, how cool man. Parking-shuttle right there when we went out, timing everything is man. T-B.-mobile started right up, go to casa man. Driveway plastered with Other People's Infernal Oak Leaves, grrrrRRRRRR man. Indignant miu insisted on immediate service, demanding miu man. Half of miu came out in miu-brush, must coach Mini-B. on proper technique man. Decided to mow lawn/leaves, needed shower anyway man. Far easier to mow than to rake leaves, time-efficient we man. Ran over poop from neighbor's dog in back yard, broken fence slats man. Got most of leaves in front yard, die you miserable suckers man. Finally got shower, quite needed man. Discovered that ex-Mrs.-T-B. had done some casa-cleaning and messed up our good warshcloths in doing so, man. She found us (and, in our absence, gave an unapproved tour to) a maid who will charge us $Many00 for the initial visit and $Many00 for subsequent maintenance, still finding ways to spend our $$$$ ex-she man. Unpacked and up-caught on many things, too much man. Many (2+2+1) ESs and a GS itineraried for Friday, expect report man. A good and successful trip, conclude we man.

Thrilling & Delayed Wednesday report, see in delayed fashion man: Arose at o'dark-Many to drive to Mexico, groggy we man. Arrived at bloodwork lab just Many seconds before a whole passel of other gringos, timing everything is man. Results normally available in 2 hours max, one reason we go man. Full labs + urinalysis just $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 +2), another reason we go man. However, analysis machines undergoing maintenance till Many (2+1) p.m., man! We would have much time to kill, murderous we man. Went to dentist for clean-teething + Zoom whitening, usual cute (but married) hygienist man. Cleaning for $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 -2), deal man. Zoom for $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2), unparalleled man. Both actions hurt far more than usual, ow ow ow ow man. Wandered several blocks farther down than usual, inspect we man. Many boarded-up businesses since last time we looked, very sad man. Went to old doc who de-waxes our ears, might retire in March man. Services cost $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 +2), usual man. Lunched at nearby restaurant, mandatory stop man. Consumed usual plate of Many (2+2+1) grilled tilapia strips, rice, French fries from real potatoes, & lettuce/tomato/onion salad, with side bowl of corn tortillas and basket of cheaps, ingest we man. Mouth hurt too much to eat many cheaps, ow ow ow ow man. Cost was $Many ($2x2x2 +1), fully half of same in U.S. man. Bumped into former barber there, doing something else now he man. At 2 p.m., wandered back to lab, maybe finished early man. Results were printed and waiting, man. We will live until we die, scrutinize numbers we man. Got Many (2x2x2) packages of candies/treats for requesting customer, reimburse she man we man. Got Many (2+2) ceramic pieces for same requesting customer, service is our middle name man. Nearly killed our self lugging them out, service is our middle name man. Hit port of entry at about Many (2+2) p.m., somewhat sweaty we man. Different CBP agent cool and perfunctory as a cucumber, perfunctory cucumber he man. Din-din on U.S. side at different Mexican restaurant, ingested last time we went man. Two shredded-chicken enchiladas, rice, beans... and salad with cilantro in it, worth the death penalty man! We hate those electronic order/bill phones where the waiter sees what tip you give, grrrrr man. Slept like a dead thing, out-worn we man.

Thrilling & Delayed Tuesday report, see in delayed fashion man: Rant, grrrr man: The minimum speed limit within a Many00-mile radius of any airport should be Many00 miles per hour, and with no red lights, grrrrRRRRRR man. Made our flight, hairy man. Rentalmobile place had 2 vehicles, not unusual we hear man. One (meant for us) was undergoing detailing, too long to wait for man. The other, which they gave us, was a bleeping Chevy Tahoe, [censored] man. It was too big to park anywhere, egad man. We got a wedgie every time we managed to clamber into it, ouch man. And it has pull-tabs rather than a joystick for shift-gearing, good grief man. Rentalmobiled from airport to favorite thrift store, mandatory stop on discount day man. Got Mini-B. Many sleep-shirts and some school shirts, deal man. Went to second thrift store, mandatory stop man. Got Mini-B. a t-shirt with "Powered by Fries" on it, picture of French fries man. Went to Many'rd thrift store, almost nothing there man. Donated a bag of Mini-B.'s outgrown/damaged clothes there, get it out of town man. Lunched at premier Mexican restaurant, ingest we man. Got there at Many (2+2+2) minutes before noon and had a Many-minute ([2x2x2+2]-minute) wait -- for lunch on a Tuesday, good grief man. Checked in at motel, the Super Many (2x2x2) man. Only the "handicapped" room available, our possible future man. Drove to Mexico, 2 p.m. man. Parked on U.S. side and walked over, weather not too hot for that man. Made beeline for barber, Many weeks overdue for cut-hairing we man. Cost was $Many ($2x2x2 -1), financially savvy we man. Got pharmaceuticals for Many (2+1) customers in addition to ourself, service is our middle name man. Unfortunately, one customer was Mama T-B., highly particular senior she man. We had Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- phone caucuses about the ONE item that she was interested in, man. Mama T-B. finally satisfied, shoot us now PLEASE man. Sweatily walked back across bridge toward port of entry, exhausted we man. When nearly there, got call from ex-Mrs.-T-B., call we man ex-she man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. couldn't find our casa-key to enable Mini-B. to tend to miu, no and man! "I went through my key ring and threw out everything that didn't seem to fit my locks, and your key was probably with those," quoth ex-she man. We went aysheep and said several things about the undesirability of starving, lonely mius and a certain ex-someone's sense and organizational skills, rather displeased we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. said, "Maybe I can find it in my trash," man. We tried to compose ourself before self-presentation to CBP, Beethovenesque we man. Tense CBP officer relaxed when we read him exactly what we'd gotten, lot of tension these days man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. subsequently texted to say "Found the key" and that Mini-B. was ministering to miu, relief man. Din-din was a Manyple-helping orange chicken + rice dish from Chinese outfit in mall food court, ingest we man. We were quite dehydrated the entire day, egad man.

Sheeshing Eh ma'am! Sheeshing, SHEESHING Eh ma'am! Bad overly absent Eh ma'am! Bad, BAD overly absent OVERLY ABSENT Eh ma'am!

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Everyone here has surely been on the edges of their seats, waiting for Wednesday's posts here. Unfortunately (fortunately?), we were out of town and had unreliable computer access. Accordingly, your Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke -- with highly applicable topic -- is presented on Thursday : =============================================== TIMING IS EVERYTHING A few decades ago, 3 prisoners were sitting in a Soviet gulag. One of them asked the two others, "What did you do to be put in here?" The first one answered, "Well, I arrived late at the factory, so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat." The second one said, "Well, I arrived early at the factory, so they accused me of trying to embarrass my comrades." The two turned to the prisoner who had asked the question. "How about you, then?" "Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, so they accused me of having a watch from the West."

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Her number was up. Hoping that yours won't be for a great many more healthy years.

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