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Crossed over in Mexico and needs a sponsor.
TBoneTX replied to reco816's topic in General Immigration-Related Discussion
Two knowledgeable firms (to which I have no connection): https://www.fosterglobal.com/services/ https://quanlaw.com/our-services-2/ I used the Foster firm years ago. They had (check to see if they still have) a highly affordable "ask our lawyers" option. Years ago, it was $125, and I got far more value than what I paid. Try either firm, and please let us hear how it turns out, because others will surely want to know. -
Among the inferior primates, such as human beings, reality man. Many (2+1) cheers for (the superior) African central chimpanzees, whee man!
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Actual way to speed up k1 that works?!
TBoneTX replied to rich rich's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures
I wouldn't try it until you're past 15 months or whatever the estimated time. Phone, wait interminably on the line while listening to that infuriating "hold" music, play hardball with the first USCIS clown who picks up, insist on escalation, and closely query the officer regarding where your file is, what's the status, and can it be moved to the next int -
The Exaggeration of Long Covid [...] The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention claims that 20% of Covid infections can result in long Covid. But a U.K. study found that only 3% of Covid patients had residual symptoms lasting 12 weeks. What explains the disparity? It's often normal to experience mild fatigue or weakness for weeks after being sick and inactive and not eating well. Calling these cases long Covid is the medicalization of ordinary life. [...] https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-exaggeration-of-long-covid-overmedicalization-research-mortality-children-bivalent-restrictions-11670857268?mod=djemalertNEWS
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Great news! Fingers remaining crossed for you.
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Actual way to speed up k1 that works?!
TBoneTX replied to rich rich's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures
Don't bother. At most, phone USCIS, escalate to an immigration officer, and ask if your petition is someplace where it can be moved along to the next place it needs to go. -
Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Took Mini-B. to visit Mama T-B., overjoyed senior she man. Lunch was toucans of Chef B. lasagna, ingest we man. Conquered Many (2+1) laundry loads, domestic we man. Should have been Many (2+2) loads, too many jeans and towels man. Played basketball with Mini-B., enthusiastic wee man and ow ow ow ow we man. Miu absolutely aysheep all day, aysheep miu man. Fed miu Many'rd (2+1rd) tub of disgusting soft glop, miu's conversion to wet diet progressing man. Miu got into garage, thankfully closed man. Tempted miu back inside with use of treats, always ingest miu man. Din-din for Mini-B. = onecan S+Ms, traditional ingestation wee man. Din-din for us = onecan Aldi chili, ingest we man. No AFV again this week, outrageous man. Dropped Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B., depressed ex-she man. Had to cancel Ecu trip because Mini-B.'s passport didn't arrive, bureaucracy man. Got several items at Dollar General, financially savvy we man. Dished and must de-dish warsher, domestic we man. Uninhibited party with the rubias starting imminently, cavort we man.
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Thank heaven... no more Kickball...
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VAWA, Part 26
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
It is Sunday by about 30 seconds, so here's our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =============================================== THE ENGLISHMEN AND THE CAMEL Three Englishmen were walking through a desert. They were tired and ravenously hungry. They soon came across a nomad who had two camels, one alive and one dead. The nomad said, "You guys look hungry." The three men all nodded. "I was about to start eating this dead camel," said the nomad. "I'll share it with you." The three Englishmen soon started arguing about who would get which part of the camel. One finally said, "How about this? Whatever football team we support dictates what part of the camel we can have. I support Liverpool." He got the liver. "I support Hartlepool," said the second Englishman. He got the heart. The third Englishman said, "I support Arsenal... but I'm not hungry." -
Mius are creatures of habit, habitual mius man. Like clockwork, miu drops feather-roller at our feet at midnight or half-past, reliable miu man. We are an hour overdue to service miu, service miu we man.
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VAWA, Part 26
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ] -
Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Mini-B. ingested rice & tuna for breakfast, We're Two Guys We Eat What We Want When We Want man. Lunch/din-din was Costco angusburgers, specially delayed from yesterday by the 'roni 'za man. Movie night was several episodes of Urban Rescue Ranch, good stuff man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. For the week, Many (2x2x2 +2+2+1) popcorn bowls were consumed, double figures yet again Two Guys man. The tireder Mini-B. is, the more he delays going to bed, observe we man of wee man. Sunday = visit to Mama T-B., ecstatic senior she about wee man man. We shall again wrangle the Many (2+1) laundry loads, egad man. AFV is not on again this week, outrageous man. We shall really miss wee man, miss we man wee man man.
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Saturday ES report, see man: Friday's ES was a dud, blah man. We itineraried Many (2+2) ESs today, and Many (2+1) were duds, blah man. One yielded the take, see man: -- very large wheeled wire grocery cart = $Many ($2x2x2 +1), deal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +1)
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Thread is closed in favor of existing thread: https://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/793533-visa-refused/ Please do not start additional threads -- comment in the linked thread only.
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College Football Post season thread
TBoneTX replied to Nature Boy 2.0's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
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Awadbadi, you are to stop posting non-Englisg=h translations of people's posts. If you must translate posts from English to understand them, do it on a private clipboard. You must quote posts in English, as they were written. This is your only warning. VJ Moderation
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Is there a brilliant ulterior motive behind Trump's baseball card fundraiser? People on the left and the right have been united in castigating Trump for boasting a "major announcement" that turned out to be a "Donald Trump Digital Trading Card collection," with each card selling for $99. The general belief was that this was a disgraceful grift on his part, one that saw him cashing in on his failing popularity while he still can. A reader, however, emailed me a different suggestion: [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2022/12/is_there_a_brilliant_ulterior_motive_behind_trumps_baseball_card_fundraiser.html