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Shipping label with USPS
TBoneTX replied to Lisa.k_14's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures
In all instances, it's at least more precise to put the type of petition on the outside (I-485, I-129F, or whatever). But anything is better than nothing. -
Charles, a customer of a photo studio, threw down his proofs in disgust. "I certainly don't like these photos of me at all, no man," he declared. "I look like an ape, see man." The photographer gave him a withering glance. "That may be, sir, si man," he admitted. "But you should have thought of that before you had them taken, see man."
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We have Abbreviation Power, s mn.
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VAWA, Part 27
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
It is Wednesday -- time for our hilarious and effective Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== THE PHONE CALL The author of a famous book on Economics received a phone call from a stranger. "I question your statistics on the high cost of living today," said the stranger. "My wife and I eat everything that our hearts desire, and we get it for exactly $1.68 per week." "Only $1.68 per week?!" the economist exclaimed. "I can't believe it! Will you tell me how? And to make sure I get your story straight, please speak louder." "I can't speak louder," said the stranger. "I'm a goldfish." -
How To Commit Democratic Party Suicide
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dumber. -
Do asylum officers normally detect fraud?
TBoneTX replied to cindy28's topic in General Immigration-Related Discussion
Asylum cases are TOUGH. Every appellant should absolutely have a lawyer. I've even heard that officers and judges are detecting when lawyers use the same "sob story" for multiple applicants, and turn them down. -
Re-entry 10 years GC/ Case dismissed
TBoneTX replied to Mia2025's topic in Working & Traveling During US Immigration
Welcome to the forum! Your thread is being moved to the "Working & Traveling" forum, because the topic involves travel. Good luck to you. -
Daily Update on Biden Tanking America (Part 2)
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
A reminder! ~~~~~~~~~~~ Awkward: Pete Buttigieg Returns To White House From Maternity Leave WASHINGTON, D.C. — Administration staffers were caught off guard by a painfully awkward situation today as former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg returned to the White House from his maternity leave. Buttigieg had gone on an extended break after his husband adopted twins in 2021, only returning this morning to find that the entire Biden administration had been replaced and his job given to someone else. "Wow, was I really gone that long?" a confused Buttigieg reportedly asked upon entering the White House. "I know I asked to have my maternity leave extended a bit, but wow! [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward-pete-buttigieg-returns-to-white-house-from-maternity-leave -
British Man Arrested For Silently Praying For Person Stabbing Him LONDON — Authorities reported the successful arrest of a 38-year-old man who was caught silently praying for the well-being of the person who was stabbing him. He is currently being held awaiting trial. William Henry Brown was reportedly on holiday from Bristol when he was suddenly jumped by an Islamic migrant assailant with a stabbing knife. But instead of calling the police, he defensively held up his hands while saying a silent prayer for the man who was stabbing him to death. Though allegedly a silent prayer, witnesses claim Brown was clearly moving his lips. Authorities [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/british-man-arrested-for-silently-praying-for-person-stabbing-him
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Travel scare for green card holders
TBoneTX replied to Hassan Raza's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
Offer the interviewer an adult beverage, because "it makes me so witty." -
You were probably already retired for the night, at Many a.m. man. "We're hot 'cuz we're fly; you ain't, 'cuz you not! Dis is why, dis is why, dis is why we're hot," si man. Better behave yourself, what with your exalted status in its early infancy, si QA ma'am. Bad recklessly insouciant QA ma'am! Bad, BAD recklessly insouciant RECKLESSLY INSOUCIANT QA ma'am!
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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: We were barely unbedded when Uncle T-B. called, WhinePissMoan senior he man man. One big thing was "My pills are all messed up, whine man," no they weren't unless he'd done it man. We settled him down, worried about straw dogs senior he man man. His lifelong pal Randy then came over with a computer guru, si man. Randy then began texting us with the identical complaints that we'd already heard, man. We tried to off-fend him diplomatically, over and over man. He continued, then said that God was watching our nonresponse, last straw man. We wrote, "Do not lecture us EVER again, no man," plus more man. We were suffering stomach issues from Monday's lunch and possibly evening coffee, not fun man. We took HSM and groceried for Uncle T-B., grocery we man. Upon delivery, Randy had gone, and computer was fixed, both positive man. Uncle T-B. told us that Randy had gone through all pills with a magnifying-glass, man. Randy then threw out some that didn't match, man. He couldn't have known that they were the identical meds from different suppliers, duh man. We pour individual meds into single bottles so Uncle T-B. doesn't end up with Manyzen partial bottles of the same thing, duh man. And how Uncle T-B. would somehow now be mystified by his pills (which he'd been handling on his own) is beyond us, man. We wish he'd quit bitching to every soul, including the staff and complete strangers, Mama T-B. agrees man. Mama T-B. said to tell Randy that if he wants to get involved, to take over all of it, regret it instantly man. Anyway, the above completely hosed our morning and our attempted siesta, man. Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. Not a good idea for our stomach given high salt content, twinges thereafter man. Din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest without incident we man. The PJC (Proximal JC*) texted to see if we had enjoyed Monday eve as much as she had, si man. The EJC (Exotic JC*) thinks she can see us on Friday, hope so man. No word from the TMJC (Tex-Mex JC*), showing her caliber man. *expanded specifically for the benefit of QA ma'am, si man and QA ma'am man No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort must work on taxes we man man. No particular plans for Wednesday, must work on taxes we man man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.
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That's their authority. Congress has the authority to confirm the nominations. This would be preferable. The Supreme Court, at least, should have the brightest legal minds on it. Compare Gorsuch, Thomas, or Alito to Sotomayor or KBJ, for instance. This is talked about, and it's been tried. Pres. Franklin D. Roosevelt tried to "pack" the S.C. with his favored lackeys, but this was ultimately turned away with difficulty. More recently, when Bidementia and his party were in power, they were drooling over the prospect of expanding the Court. The intent is never good or pure.
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Travel scare for green card holders
TBoneTX replied to Hassan Raza's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
You can bring this up proactively at the interview. USCIS thrives on the truth. -
The inferior primate gets jealous of poo-flinging prowess, so the reality goes, si man...
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different philippine passport name and US visa name?
TBoneTX replied to mahalo1974's topic in Philippines
Welcome to the forum! Your country-specific thread is moved to the Philippines regional subforum. People will be along to help. Good luck in your process. -
How To Commit Democratic Party Suicide
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
Due To Tough Economy, Professional Tesla Bomber Forced To Take Second Job As Bernie Rally Attendee PORTLAND, OR — Even people with the most secure jobs in booming industries reported feeling the widespread financial squeeze, with one local Tesla bomber forced to take a second job as a Bernie Sanders rally attendee. Devin Hansbrough, a successful Tesla dealership firebomber, said that while gigs for George Soros and various NGOs have been steady, they aren't enough anymore. He now works a side job being paid to attend Bernie rallies to pull in extra income. "Every little bit of money helps," he said. "I had my biggest month of bombing Teslas ever in March, but with how expensive everything is these days, it just made sense for me to pick up a part-time job going to Bernie rallies just to make ends meet. Fortunately, I enjoy both jobs, so it's not too much of a hassle." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/due-to-tough-economy-professional-tesla-bomber-forced-to-take-second-job-as-bernie-rally-attendee -
Thrilling Monday-on-Tuesday report, see and no foolin' man: Awoke far before alarm, Bro G already deep in Walmart man. Rather glum and depressed, already-exhausted we man. Went to bank* to cash check for Mama T-B., $i man. *where they rolled out red carpet, $ucce$$ful POTS** magnate we man **buy yours today, si man! Was hoping to drop off funds at Mama T-B.'s before latter returned from lunch, hopeful we man. Mama T-B. had just returned, man. We endured a solid half-hour of lectures about Uncle T-B., investments, and hunt-wifing, man. We were even more exhausted after this, man. Got Uncle T-B.'s grocery list from front desk, duly left by senior he man for we man man. Decided to treat ourself to lunch out, Olive Garden lunch special man. We consumed a full salad + breadsticks + chicken parmigiana, ingest we man. Returned to casa to try to siesta, siesta we man. We awoke early from this zzz, too, we man. Finally started on taxes for CPAs***, delinquent we man. ***one for each month of the year consequent to ma$$ive POTS**** income, si man ****buy yours today, si man! Made fair progress, far more to do in regard to this taxing experience man. Debated whether to cancel planned and long-delayed first caucus with PJC, Proximal Junior Chica she man. Went anyway, what's to lose and only 2+ miles away man. Up-picked PJC at her casa, carless PJC she man. PJC far more attractive in person than in profile fotos, hmm man. Spent 2+ hours yakking in coffee shop, yak we and PJC man. Had no idea what to do next, stumped we and PJC man. Returned to our casa to YouTube Epic: [Something] Animated, long but actually quite qualitative man. Finished after Many (>[2+1]) hours, epic indeed man. Two bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest we and PJC man. Returned PJC to her casa after nearly a Many-hour ([2+2+2]-hour) caucus, successful man. We shall see the PJC again, conclude we and PJC man. Curbsided the garbage, curbside we man. Ministered to indignant miu, Why Did You Ignore Me, Your Royal Miu, All Evening Daddy miu man. We shall grocery for Uncle T-B. and continue taxing ourself on Tuesday, plan we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort further we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.
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K1 visa refusal at embassy level
TBoneTX replied to NarayanN's topic in US Embassy and Consulate Discussion
Thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the Embassy/Consulate forum -- OP is at that stage. -
Shipping label with USPS
TBoneTX replied to Lisa.k_14's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures
Do it like this: USCIS -- ORIGINAL I-129F PETITION address city, state, ZIP If not, be sure that "ORIGINAL I-129F PETITION" is somewhere prominent and visible on the front outside. -
Sorry, QA ma'am. See first page, second post, see ma'am. Need to add you, just officially done QA ma'am.
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Our first update!
TBoneTX replied to Nywoek's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Case Filing and Progress Reports
You're fighting through these weeds in fine fashion. Continuing to follow with interest.