Thrilling Friday report, see man:
Braved elements (cold, moderate breeze, bright sunshine) to procure corn dogs* for Mini-B., intrepid we man.
*one of the major food-groups, si man
Lunch was the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs from last week, ingest we man.
Napped for well longer than an hour, zzz we man.
Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wheedled us into taking Mini-B. at Many (2+2) p.m. through Sat. morn, Two Guys man.
Ex-she man having overnight chica party/yak-fest somewhere nearby, yak yak yak yak YAK ex-she man.
Ex-she man will retrieve Mini-B. by mid-morn Sat., allege ex-she man.
We are taking bets on how hung over she will be, know we man ex-she man.
Din-din was Subway**, ingest Two Guys man.
**with use of BOGO coupon expiring tomorrow, financially savvy we man
Went to Lowe's Casa Improvement to buy desk-fan for Mini-B., uses it to off-cool corn dogs wee man.
A lot better than piece of Chinese-made garbage off Amazon, return it pronto we man.
Watched 2 episodes of Urban Rescue Ranch, mini-movie night Two Guys man.
Two bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.
Wee man finally asleep after several false tries, zzz wee man.