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How could you get shocked without electricity, huh Y ma'am?

Insulting superior primates is indeed a ToS violation... I just checked.

[Cue T-B.'s standard wisdoms about Wives & Marriage...]

[In T-B.'s best zombie impersonation] Blondes... blondes...

Wednesday GS/ES report, see man: Itineraried one GS and one ES, itinerary we man. ES was a dud, dud man. GS had one item but too expensive, pass we man. Skunked, oh well man.

Wednesday-morn miu report, see re miu man: Miu awoke us by sitting on our stomach Many (2+1) times, alarm-clocking miu man. After serving miu breakfast, we went out to get the newspaper, retrieve we man. When we came in, miu dashed out front door, oh no man. We and Mini-B. chased miu around bushes, elusive miu man. Food bowls attracted miu only so far, partial success only man. Mini-B. finally caught miu, wee man catch miu man. Miu scratched Mini-B., elusive miu man. Food bowls finally attracted miu inside, big relief man. We and Mini-B. lectured miu, unrepentant miu man. Miu has been active and highly restless lately, unsure why man. Probably need new and distracting activities to amuse miu, occupy miu man. Advice is solicited, solicit miu-advice we man.

All the Radio Shacks in our area were closed down Many years ago, sigh man. You're lucky to still have one, one of our favorites man.

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Wednesday means that it's time for our hilarious, highly effective Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =============================================== THE LAST DINOSAUR BRUNCH Three hungry dinosaurs stumbled across a magic lamp. They rubbed it, and a dino-genie appeared. "I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announced. The first dinosaur thought hard. "All right," he said, "I'll have a big, juicy piece of meat." Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he'd ever seen appeared in front of him. The second dinosaur, who wanted more, said, "I know! I'll have a shower of meat!" Immediately, huge pieces of meat rained down around him. The third dinosaur, not to be outdone, thought even harder than the previous dinosaurs. "I've got it!" he cried. "I want a MEATIER shower!" The rest is history.

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Worthwhile reading.

Agreed, certainly.

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"You're grounded, si man! Go to your room, si man!"

We here won't be around, thankfully.

No more nighttime below-freezing temps. Highs to be in the 70s for the next 5 days. Poor Beefalo, NY...

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We will help by throwing poo at them.

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Still too cold, but otherwise spectacular outside, Texas weather almost Many man. Ran Many (2+1) errands, run we man. The Many'rd was to Wendy's, lunch man. Got 2 chicken combos at $2 off each, financially savvy we man. Also got Mini-B. a key-tag for a free Frosty Jr. all next year, for $2, financially savvy we man. Lunch was aforementioned chicken combos, ingest Two Guys man. Remembered a gift stashed in the T-B.-mobile trunk, remember we man. It was the magnetic dart board from the recent ES, just $Many man. Mini-B. loved it, play Two Guys man. Miu pulled several darts out of scoring position, participatory miu man. Mini-B. found his BBMany (BB[2x2x2]) from Many years ago, find wee man man. Batteries in controller were Radio Shack AAA, that's how old man. Batteries in body were DieHard AA, that's how old man. Got thing working, delighted wee man. Miu scared of BBMany, fraidy-miu man. Din-din was 2 beef pot pies, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night began with pints of ice cream, good planning we man. Mini-B. consumed most of Cookies & Cream, ingest wee man. We consumed half of banana nut, ingest we man. Consumed thereafter were Many (2+2) Costco popcorns, ingest Two Guys man. Watched an Urban Rescue Ranch and then Home Alone 2, hadn't seen latter in a while man. A good Two Guys day, hooray Two Guys man.

"And why don't you remember ANY of your P-math, young man, huh man?!"

Overjaw is where teeth typically are.

Quit monkeying around. Great apes -- a.k.a. superior primates -- have no tails. We Have Spoken.

Attempting to restrict Neonred's outrageous income! Reported!!!