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Snark within reason isn't sharking... er, shocking, no man. --- We had zero alcohol last night but feel completely hung over, mystery man.

It is Sunday, it's the new year, and it's time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ================================== GOD'S FRAME OF REFERENCE A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying their shapes when he decided to talk to God. "God," he said, "How long is a million years?" God answered, "In My frame of reference, it's about a minute." The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?" God answered, "To Me, it's a dime." The man then asked, "God, may I have a dime?" "In a minute."

Reports of Police Suicides Explode in Chicago Over Week of Christmas https://redstate.com/beccalower/2022/12/31/reports-of-police-suicides-explode-in-chicago-over-week-of-christmas-n680603

The Laughable Pivot Some in the Media Are Taking Over Trump's Tax Returns They have wanted these sensitive documents for years. Donald Trump's tax returns have been viewed as the Holy Grail of scandal for the Left. It's the smoking gun they've lusted for, and now they came into possession of these documents after a lengthy legal battle between Trump's lawyers and House Democrats. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/12/31/the-most-anti-climactic-tax-return-reveal-of-all-time-n2617756

Happy New Year, whee man. And, depending on booze imbibed, Newpy Hap Year, hic man. Many fireworks set off in neighborhood, as usual man. Could actually see some, first time man. Local cops probably going aysheep trying to stymie offenders, illegal in city limits man. Fruitless, no doubt man. Miu unperturbed and wanted her Many'th din-din of the day, forget it miu man. Must try to get Mini-B. into bed, zzz wee man.

Now Ray Epps Admits He 'Orchestrated' Jan. 6 'Insurrection' Ray Epps is the fellow who was caught on video multiple times telling pro-Trump protesters that they were going to have to storm the Capitol. Yet despite this clear evidence that he was a singular ringleader and instigator of what Democrats insist was an "insurrection" that threatened the very survival of our free republic, Epps has never been charged with insurrection or anything else, or even been arrested. Meanwhile, people who never told anyone to storm the Capitol have languished in prison without trial for nearly two years now, in shocking conditions. All this has given rise to the widespread and lingering suspicion that Ray Epps is a fed, a suspicion that Epps himself has just reinforced by telling his nephew that he "orchestrated" the events of that fateful day. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/robert-spencer/2022/12/31/now-ray-epps-admits-he-orchestrated-jan-6-insurrection-n1657539

Could the COVID Jab Make You Sicker Next Time You Run Into the Virus? New Research Says Maybe. Recently even The Washington Post had to admit analysis of CDC data showed the majority of patients dying with or of COVID now are vaccinated. Once the paper announced this fact, it provided a reason and some advice: Vaccine efficacy wanes over time; therefore, get your boosters. Unfortunately, new studies offer evidence that additional boosters may not be the solution. [...] https://pjmedia.com/uncategorized/stacey-lennox/2022/12/31/could-the-covid-jab-make-you-sicker-next-time-you-run-into-the-virus-new-research-says-maybe-n1657182

Maldives at risk? I got a bit of pushback on my post regarding The Lancet study that showed that deaths from excessive cold are 9x higher than from excessive heat. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2022/12/30/maldives-at-risk-n520733

Thrilling Continuation-of-Saturday report, see man: Miu oblivious to neighborhood fireworks, dozing* miu man. *in our office chair, out of all possible places for miu-dozing man Movie night Spiderman 2, watch Two Guys man. All-time weekly popcorn record equaled, Many (2+2) ingested by Two Guys man. Resolution to break record on Sunday, resolve Two Guys man.

"Undocumented future Democrat voters"

Thrilling Most-of-Saturday report, see man: Lunch was the southwestern avocado salad* at Wendy's, ingest we man. *WUOC expiring tomorrow, financially savvy and strategic we man Wonderful nearly-2-hour siesta, zzz we man. Din-din with ex-Mrs.-T-B., Mini-B., & Cousin Mini-B. just concluded, ingest we man. First Mexican restaurant closed early, New Year's Eve man. Second Mexican restaurant closed early, New Year's Eve man. Many'rd Mexican restaurant was closing early but we were in time, Many'rd time's the charm man. We had 2 cheese enchiladas, 2 beef tamales, rice/beans, beef taco, ingest we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. mooched half of an enchilada, want cheese ex-she man. We negotiated a trade for one of her tamales, successful Business Typhoon we man. On way back, gassed the T-B.-mobile, Manycember Many'st necessity man. Between old & new T-B.-mobiles, and excluding the wild goose chase for restaurants, we drove exactly Many,000 miles during the year, couldn't do that twice in a row if we tried man. Chance to set popcorn record endangered, overstuffed we man and wee man. We are determined to break it even if we get violently sick, intrepid we man. Will pick movie(s) if Mini-B. ever gets off VR on his Oculus, obsessed wee man.

The never-ending procession of rubias agrees with you, si man!

Beano.

As the highest-paid Fed employee, almost certainly so.

Dr. Marty Makary illuminates some important points. Comments?

Saturday ES report, see man: We itineraried 2 ESs and a GS for today, si man. The GS was phantom, grrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRR man. Both ESs yielded the take, see man: -- professional medical scale = $Many ($2x2x2 +1), deal and always wanted one man -- picture frame, toucans corn, toucans pork & beans, 2 boxes mac + cheese, onecan pinto beans, onecan beef stew, bottle honey, jar peanut butter (creamy), 2 boxes baking-soda = $Many ($2+1) + half a buck, steal man Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 +2+2 + half a buck)

Posting (in our opinion, too, very true) Content intended to degrade, intimidate, or incite violence or prejudicial action against a broad demographic or group of people (including rubias) identified by a unifying trait or characteristic, si man! You and your Polish Commie-babe sister get your butts over to the U.S. right now, young lady, oj tak! You get a correct calendar that says either "Happy Columbus Day 202Many" or "Happy St. Patrick's Day 202Many" right now, young lady, oj tak!

Scintillating Friday repartee, yawn man. ------ Thrilling Friday report, see man: Did not leave the casa all day, no man. Mini-B. played on his Oculus all day, extreme exercise wee man. Because of din-din plans out on Saturday, we had one extra din-din here, overstocked we man. This din-din therefore became lunch, titular change man. Lunch was 2 Hungry Man boneless chicken frozen din-dins, ingest Two Guys man. Din-din was air-fried Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was the first Spider-Man movie, not bad man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This makes Many (2x2x2x2 +1) bowls for the week, all-time record within striking distance man.

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COVID Tyranny: Federal Judge Rules 'Public Safety' Overrides Personal Medical Autonomy A federal judge seated in Montana, The Honorable Donald W. Molloy, recently ruled that “public safety” trumps individual autonomy over what gets injected into your body. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/benbartee/2022/12/30/covid-tyranny-federal-judge-rules-public-safety-overrides-personal-medical-autonomy-n1657410

A big hairy ox. Have to look rather thoroughly on YouTube to find much about yaks, strangely. Yak about all of it amongst yourselves.

That whooshing sound is windmills shredding tax dollars Nothing more horrifying than a chirpy Energy Secretary tweet first thing in the morning. Especially when it contains the trifecta of bad news for taxpayers from one of the denser members of the Biden administration's stable of lackluster cabinet mannequins: 1) Green energy 2) Unions 3) Federal incentives aka tax dollars [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2022/12/30/that-whooshing-sound-is-windmills-shredding-tax-dollars-n520655

Now HERE is gripping economic news. Yak husbandry is one of the leading industries in the highland areas in Gansu province, China.

And we've never read of tropical explorers dying of heat (malaria, maybe). The polar explorers are a different story, the ill-fated Scott Antarctic expedition one example.