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You can ignore the Tucker Carlson stuff, but the Tayler Hansen eyewitness report needs readin'.

Karine Jean-Pierre's gaffes are not just mistakes; they are evidence I can't think of a presidential press secretary remotely as embarrassing as Karine Jean-Pierre. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/01/karine_jeanpierres_gaffes_are_not_just_mistakes_they_are_evidence.html

CNN Forced To Cut To Commercial As New Political Commentator Adam Kinzinger Crying Again U.S. — Former Congressman Adam Kinzinger's new job as a Senior Political Commentator for CNN is already off to a rocky start. According to sources, anchors were forced to cut to commercials for the 12th time today to give him time to finish crying. https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-forced-to-cut-to-commercial-as-new-political-commentator-adam-kinzinger-crying-again

Karine Jean-Pierre Claims Everything Has Always Been More Expensive Than Usual WASHINGTON, D.C. — Facing tough questions about runaway inflation and the record-high cost of consumer goods, gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre reminded everyone that everything has always been more expensive than usual. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/karine-jean-pierre-claims-everything-has-always-been-more-expensive-than-usual

Coal Miner Feels Really Sorry For Congressmen Having To Do All This Hard Work Lately "Wow, four days in a row of sitting there eating takeout?" said Mr. Billings, his voice filled with compassion. "Boy, am I sorry to hear that." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/coal-miner-feels-really-sorry-for-congressmen-having-to-do-all-this-hard-work-lately

Adam Kinzinger's Mom Lets Him Open One Jan 6th Present On Jan 6th Eve CHANNAHON, IL — Witnesses reported seeing former U.S. Representative Adam Kinzinger sob with delight after his mom allowed him to open one Jan 6th present on Jan 6th Eve. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-kinzingers-mom-lets-him-open-one-jan-6th-present-on-jan-6th-eve

After 15 Grueling House Speaker Votes, America's Long National Nightmare Can Finally Begin "Finally, we will get down to the people's business of stealing all their money for our pet projects, making backroom deals, and [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/after-15-grueling-house-speaker-votes-americas-long-national-nightmare-can-finally-begin McCarthy Calls Grocery Store To Order 15th 'Congratulations Mr. Speaker' Cake "Hey, it's me again," said Mr. McCarthy. "Yes, the bakery department, of course. No, it's for real this time! I promise!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/mccarthy-calls-grocery-store-to-order-15th-congratulations-mr-speaker-cake

He's present every time it happens.

He, Paul Krugman, and Joe Bidementia have been so consistently wrong about almost everything for so many years that I don't know how anyone could lend them any credence.

Saturday ES report, see man: We itineraried Many (2+1) ESs, none near the casa man. The second and the Many'rd yielded the take, see man: -- Many-outlet ([2+2+2]-outlet) surge-protector wall tap = $1 + half a buck, steal man -- Cardiac Anatomy book = $1 + half a buck, steal man Total = $Many ($2+1)

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Decided to mow lawn before going ES-ing, backwards from usual man. Mowed front lawn, some grass Many,000,000 leaves man. Mowed curbside area, Many,000,000,000 leaves man. Blew nose afterward and emitted colloidal masses of snot + leaf-crumbs, impressive emissions man. Lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man. Then went ES-ing, q.v. relevant report man. After final ES, stopped at an Aldi and still didn't find everything needed, supply chain man. Stopped at a Mexican supermarket and found it half-geared to gringos, inauthentic man. Stopped at legacy supermarket to find remaining stuff, finally man. Entire ES/errand journey took Many (2+2) hours, began at noon man. Rant, see man: We should not have to visit multiple markets to find normal grocery items, no and grrrr man. Unpacked findings amidst servicing demanding miu, treats and wet glop now Daddy man. Din-din was onebag nukeable rotini + onecan tuna, ingest we man. Long siesta was then had, zzz like a dead thing we man. Revelry with the rubias begins later, party uninhibitedly we man.

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... )

Thread is moved from K-1 Process to the "AOS from K Visas" main forum -- topic is AOS.

China's COVID problem is about to get worse Today the NY Times reports there's reason to think the situation is going to get worse as the disease is now moving into rural areas where there are no real hospitals or treatment available for anyone who gets sick. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2023/01/06/chinas-covid-problem-is-about-to-get-worse-n522173

Joe Biden Tells an Unbelievable Lie Amid Senility-Filled January 6th Speech Did you know it's January 6th? No, I don't mean the date itself. I'd suspect most people know how to use a calendar, but did you remember that today is a day of remembrance supposedly on par with 9/11? [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/01/06/joe-biden-tells-an-unbelievable-lie-amid-senility-filled-january-6th-speech-n684608

Classic!

USCIS, the consulates, and CBP thrive on the truth. Your conscience is speaking to you correctly. Do the right thing.

This is magnificent, and I can't wait for the next two installments.

'We don’t do this': Even Twitter's censors rejected Adam Schiff's censorship request Opinion by Jonathan Turley "We don’t do this." That response from Twitter to Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) is a singular indictment, coming at the height of Twitter's censorship operations. Apparently, there were some things that even Twitter's censors refused to do. [...] https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/we-don-t-do-this-even-twitter-s-censors-rejected-adam-schiff-s-censorship-request/ar-AA15ZYTM?cvid=67e7afe47f4f46baa9c9ba4be9bf99b9

11 trends and hard truths in 2022 The following is a news analysis. Sometimes we are so mired in debating the minute we lose sight of the obvious big picture. It distracts us. [...] https://sharylattkisson.com/2023/01/11-trends-and-hard-truths-in-2022/

This needs readin'.

That part's easy for anyone who has more than an occasional-cortex.

Thrilling Friday report, see man: Arose far too early at Many a.m., ungodly hour man. Called Uncle T-B. to arrange further banking tasks, assistive we to senior he man. Uncle T-B. initially agreed, agreeable senior he man. Called back within an hour to postpone it indefinitely, unmotivated senior he man. Mama T-B. was totally unsurprised by this, "welcome to my life" senior she man. Ran couple of errands, industrious we man. Lunch (and, it turns out, din-din) was a Subway bought WUOC, financially savvy we man. Aldi was out of Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- of our listed items, grrrrr man. This included hot-dog buns and miu-treats, most disturbing man. Chewy.com order of miu-glop arrived today, almost nick of time man. Miu closely supervised unboxing of the Fancy Feast Petites in various delicious flavors, supervisory miu man. Miu has barely touched her dry food since the switch to wet glop, obligately carnivorous miu man. Uninhibited frolicking with the rubias begins later tonight, party-animal we man.

Congratulations, LL ma'am! Of only $Many,000? Got it, first try, whee man! We wish you a truly moving experience, si LL ma'am.