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THE CONFESSIONS While a man was dying, his wife was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying woke him from his slumber. He looked up, and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling," he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said. "Rest -- don't talk." He was insistent. "I have something that I must confess," he said in a tired voice. "There isn't anything to confess," replied his weeping wife. "Everything's OK. Go to sleep." The man blurted out, "No, no -- I must die in peace. I... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and her mother!" "I know," whispered his wife. "That's why I poisoned you."

Another one was beaten senseless, with the beating continuing after she was out on the ground.

Naturalization seems to be a political priority. In addition, naturalizing rids you of any further dealings with USCIS and its other delays, as well as worries when traveling without the coveted blue passport.

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Friday ES report, see man: We attended all Many (2+2) itineraried ESs, attend we man. The first and Many'rd yielded the take, see man: -- Many-pack ([2+1]-pack) of clear zipper envelopes = $1, deal man -- new-with-tag golf windbreaker*, 2 new-in-package rolls gift wrap = $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+1 + half a buck), steal man Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+2 + half a buck) *with original price of $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2+2+2), wow man

Give Adele another award and quitcher beefin'.

Sad to hear this. However, maybe approval won't be too far away after submission of what they asked for.

Thread is moved from the IMBRA subforum to the "AOS from K Visas" main forum.

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Lunch was Burger King WUOC, ingest financially savvy we man. Today was ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s eve with Mini-B., delayed Two Guys experiences man. Accordingly, din-din was toucans of Chef B. mini-ravioli, ingest we man. Mini-B. very tired, zzz almost immediately wee man. Many (2+2) rather proximal ESs itineraried for Friday, itinerary we man. Party with the rubias begins imminently, uninhibited we man.

Price should be no object.

Thoughts?

Full disclosure, full sunlight, complete transparency!

Avoid freaking out. Or, as Mrs. T-B. would say when I'd freak out, "Doan' go aysheep!"

Good that you egged yourself on.

Consequently, do you have egg on your face?

Thread is moved from General Immigration Discussion to the main US Citizenship forum. Please avoid starting multiple threads on a single topic.

You can probably just do it at the consulate; they see such things often.

Are you going far enough through the suggested steps? When you get here: Petitioner's Name: _____ Beneficiary's Name: _____ VJ Member: _____ Country: _____ Last Updated: _____ Edit / Add My Entry View / Update Subscriptions USCIS Case Status Check click the "Edit / Add My Entry" link as shown. You should get this: VisaJourney Immigration Case Tracking & Approval Date Estimates Enter Immigration Filing Info → Get Your Estimated Approval Date! ✔ Track Your Case, from Visa Petition to Citizenship! ✔ Supports all US Visa Types and Immigration Steps ✔ Automated Updates on Similar Timelines ✔ Estimated Approval Dates at Every Step & Milestone Edit or view your timeline. Approval estimates are viewable on your timeline screen. ________________ | Edit Timeline | ________________ or View Timeline Click the "Edit Timeline" box (which I've sloppily reproduced above), and that should do it.

It's not a dumb question in the slightest. When I go through the suggested steps, I don't get what you show in your image above; I end up on a page that enables selection or typing-in of dates and data -- like the below, but with existing data already showing up: https://www.visajourney.com/timeline/myentry.php Maybe others here can shed some light on this. There might be a simple solution. Granted, it's been forever since I went into my own timeline, what with everything complete.

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