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Thrilling Trip-Roading Thursday report, see man: Even though hotel is off a freeway feeder, we were kept awake by road noise, trucks motorcycles hot-rodders man. Front desk offered a room-switch, we accepted man. During attempted afternoon siesta, people across hall kept going in/out of their squeaky door and TALKING TOO LOUD, have mercy man. In addition, rather new hotel has only shower stalls, no tubs man. Desk guy explained that even once-chipped tubs must be replaced (not repaired) by code, egad man. He predicts that all remodeled hotels and certainly new builds will not have tubs, egad man. We dislike the lack of shelves in the stalls, only one little Manyangular ([2+1]angular) little soap-tray man. Meanwhile, we are cross-trailing with amigos whom we haven't seen for Many years, can't recognize most man. We have itineraried Many (2+2+1) ESs in what seems a fairly efficient loop, tentatively conclude we man. We shall ES on Friday, some rain forecast on Saturday man. This will cut the potential last-day discounts typically found on Saturdays, sigh man. However, our plan will cut our fatigue on Saturday, finish events and return to casa after dark man.

We neither know nor care, no and no man. We merely appreciate their cheapness and freshness, si man. For how Many precisely, P-math test man?

Welcome to the forum.

And no joking at the CBP port!

This whole affair is truly sharking.

Gracias for using the correct feminine form. Trivia: male from Niger = Nigerien; female = Nigerienne.

Burp in return, Two Guys activity man. This is normal procedure, read previous reports man. By the way, Aldi hot-dog buns remain fresher than do other buns, advise we man.

If he undercooks it, is it (or is he) half-baked?

I consider it to be a real drag.

The above merits enshrinement in the pantheon of All-Time Greatest VJ Posts.

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Lunch was the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs from last week, ingest we man. Miu seemingly unsure that Daddy was leaving, unconvinced miu man. Fed miu treats and one tub of soft glop, satisfy we man miu man. Got on road shortly after 2 p.m., just about as planned man. Made excellent initial time, maybe or maybe not exceeding speed limit of Many mph man. Hit gridlock toward end, man. Hotel fairly nice, si man. However, chain has not yet purchased Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, bu$ine$$ opportunity man. Public computer in lobby, mandatory man. Din-din was at a nearby Mexican place, recommended by desk clerkette man. Consumed full basket of cheaps, ingest we man. Consumed large plate of 2 shredded-chicken enchiladas, refried beans, rice, avocado, ingest we man. Consumed all Many (2+1) tortillas, ingest we man. Total bill before tip = $Many ($2x2x2x2 + change), fine deal man. Rubias have already trashed our room, expected but sigh man. We will sweet-talk our way out of damage charges, proficient and cheap we man. Party should go on all night, nice thick room walls man.

Cheap DA man! Cheap, CHEAP DA man! Testosterone-laden mini-DA man! Testosterone-laden, TESTOSTERONE-LADEN mini-DA man! Upvote for no P-math errors, DA man.

Because some of the former are free?

Bad gluttonous DA man! Bad, BAD gluttonous GLUTTONOUS DA man! Sounds like a good Many'th birthday, si DA man.

It's OK to withdraw it at the NVC stage.

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It is Wednesday -- time for our hilarious, tension-relieving Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ================================== THE RUDE CUSTOMER A man entered a restaurant and was seated. All of the waitresses were gorgeous. A particularly beautiful waitress came to his table and said, "What would you like, sir?" He looked at the menu, looked at her, and answered, "A quickie." The waitress walked away in disgust. After regaining her composure, she returned and asked again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man looked at her and answered, "A quickie." This time, her anger took over. She reached out and slapped him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and stormed away. A man sitting at the next table leaned over and whispered, "Uh, pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche.'"

Other-Half-Thrilling Other-Half-Tuesday half-report, read with other eye man: After successful siesta, retrieved Mini-B. for early Two Guys eve, Two Guys man. Din-din was Subway with use of BOGO coupon, financially savvy we man. Looked at several funny Baba-Mail items & watched Urban Rescue Ranch, Two Guys man. A good end to a Many-day ([2+2]-day) birthday marathon for Mini-B., year-older wee man. We shall road-trip in the T-B.-mobile for some days, trippin' we man. Internet access anticipated, shouldn't miss a Thrilling Report man. Must pack, don't forget anything we man.

Find someone who's in worse shape than you are (there are many) and help them. It will do wonders. This is important.

How DEHHHHHHH they!

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