TBoneTX

Get some of those smelly balls and put them in closets, si ma'am.

Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Breakfast was Many (2+1) plates of hotel breakfast buffet, ingest we man. Finished business and returned to casa, sojourn we man. Stopped halfway, nice small town man. Din-din was a buffet at a big local restaurant, si man. We consumed Many (2+1) heaping plates, ingest we man. Then got Mini-B.'s groceries for Two Guys week, pending man. Was greeted at casa by indignant -- no man, outraged -- miu, indignant outraged miu man. Mollified miu, food/treats/thorough brushing man. Half of miu came out in the brush, miu-sitter does it too lightly man. Unpacked, not much more than when we'd left the casa, lousy ESs man. More than ready to zzz, but not yet man. Will have a brushing/play round with miu, sure as shootin' man.

It is Sunday -- time for our (obviously highly effective) Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================ A PSYCHIC GOES SHOPPING In a small town, there lived a psychic who was known to read minds, do divinations, and more. One day, she went to shop for clothes. A salesgirl approached her and asked if she could bring her some outfits. "Sure," said the seer, and the girl went to get her dresses. When she came back, the psychic looked at the clothes and then raised an eyebrow. "There is no way that these will fit me -- they are all Large!" "I've been working at this awhile," said the salesgirl. "Believe me -- I think that these will fit you." "Nope! No way," said the seer. "How do you know if you haven't even tried them on?" asked the frustrated girl. "Trust me," said the seer. "I'm a Medium."

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Joke worked again... joke worked again... ]

Book the ticket to match the passport name, and carry your marriage certificate.

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Breakfast was (again) 2 platefuls of hotel (powdered?) eggs and sausage links, ingest we man. Lunch was skipped, by design man. Attempted nap thwarted by chemical solution used by hotel maid, stink stank stunk man. Din-din was a huge fish-&-cheaps platter, ingest we man. There were Many (2+1) pieces of fried cod, ingest we man. They were atop, & surrounded by, Many high-quality French fries, major food group man. Price after tax/before tip was $Many ($2x2x2x2), not bad for hotel restaurant with captive audience man. We finish our business by half-past Many or by Many o'clock Saturday afternoon, then return to casa we man. Don't know which extra rubias we'll have to leave behind, recruited too many man. Might just tie a few to the back bumper, probably simplest man.

And one is irrefutably a superior primate.

Hyphenated names leave no doubt in the minds of those who would otherwise make mistakes regarding the names.

Divorce?

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Friday out-of-town ES report, see man: We itineraried Many (2+2+1) ESs, hopeful we man. All Many (2+2+1) were absolute duds, sigh man. Not even anything worth handling and inspecting briefly, sigh man. That goes for the first, second, Many'rd, Many'th, and Many'th ES, to be specific man. At least the T-B.-mobile won't be weighed down by anything extra, oh well man.

You must miss Many out of Many on your next test or post, si G man.

Our Lead Mod is fearsome, and all should quake in her august presence, even in January.

If I recall, G.W. Bush was criticized for doing a helicopter flyover of one of the hurricanes. It was indeed Bush's fault.

It's simplest to hyphenate. Honestly.

How many of us agree with this?

Second-Grader Suspended For Misgendering An M&M ST PAUL, MN — Local second grader Tim Bumbly has been suspended from Rosa Parks 1619 Obama Elementary for repeatedly misgendering one of the M&M's candies he received in his lunch. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/second-grader-suspended-for-misgendering-an-mm

Egypt Ordered To Pay Israel Reparations For Slavery CAIRO — Shockwaves reverberated throughout Egypt today as an international court officially ruled the nation must begin making payments of financial reparations to Israel for hundreds of years of slavery in ancient times. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/egypt-ordered-to-pay-israel-reparations-for-slavery

Al Gore Again Warns The Earth Will Not Make It Past The Year 2012 DAVOS — While at the World Economic Forum, rightful President Al Gore delivered a stern warning on climate change, saying the world will not make it past the year 2012 if something isn't done immediately. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/al-gore-again-warns-the-earth-will-not-make-it-past-the-year-2012

Won't have a stewardess shortage, after word gets out.

"Whatchu talkin' about, Willis?" Regarding stoves, we got an electric cooktop during a years-ago remodel. Despite warnings about its fragility, it has been fine.

Like all of them who moved to Canada after Trump won, and Bush before that...

Who said something like "If you can't measure it, then..."?