TBoneTX

The ingenuity of VJ members can be astounding.

See next. May the force be with you. Still better than a weasel.

Ignore D Go after R

He should clarify whether he's in good form or poor form, si LL ma'am.

Wednesday culinary report, see ingestations man: Lunch was the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs, ingest we before buns went stale man. We struck upon the idea of nuking the buns briefly to soften them, seams won't split man. "Briefly" = approximately Many seconds (in our instance, 2x2x2 +2+2+1 seconds) man. Din-din was Hungry Man meatloaf frozen din-dins*, ingest Two Guys man. *serendipitously found at small-town H-E-B on return from our recent trip, fortuitous man We like Hungry Man din-dins, Many reasons why man: 1. They are balanced, si man. 2. They are filling, si man. Many. They are easily nuked, si man. Many. Mini-B. likes them, surrender our brownie we man to wee man man. Many. They are relatively cheap, most important man. Has anyone noticed that the plastic atop Banquet frozen din-dins continues to shred when torn loose, constant condition over Many Manycades man? And has Banquet's parent company considered the consequent loss of business, huh man?

Seems to be solved, si man. She wrote to say that she'll use water on the floors, no stink man. And she didn't object when we held firm to the $Many00 agreement, $till too expen$ive man.

Check to see (or someone here can answer) whether you need a Schengen visa to enter Poland or if your U.S. passport alone will suffice.

As long as you each sign one, it doesn't matter. Aesthetically, typing it afresh looks nicer.

Your questions would seem to be more relevant to an attempted visit by your fiancée to you in the U.S., even on ESTA. As the poster above suggests, you may be worrying about straw dogs.

It would seemingly take almost nothing extra to cause NB to "act" on Pelosi.

Interesting that you should say this. The most fascinating book that I've read in years (not finished yet, but can't put it down) is: Rating America's Presidents: An America-First Look at Who Is Best, Who Is Overrated, and Who Was An Absolute Disaster https://www.amazon.com/Rating-Americas-Presidents-America-First-Overrated/dp/1642935352/ref=sr_1_3?crid=Y9247K1BOUHT&keywords=rating+american+presidents&qid=1674681810&s=books&sprefix=rating+america%2Cstripbooks%2C123&sr=1-3 This is far different from other books of its topic, and I've learned so much that I'm tempted to read it through a second time to catch anything that I missed.

True, but too late a comment to contribute helpfully to the OP's situation.

This. "I'm visiting a friend and plan to spend time exploring the country as a tourist." 1. Put up with the conditions in favor of learning more about how the fiancée lives 2. Meet in a different country, rather than in the one that upsets you 3. Let your fears or concerns keep you from visiting 4. Other common-sense ways that come to mind regarding how to handle things

Rant, grrrr man: Maid is supposed to come tomorrow, Clean for Gene man. The deal was $Many00 for our 2-years-of-no-cleaning initial visit, then $Many00 (half of original $Many00) each next visit, $i and $igh man. This would be her first "next" visit, $i man. On Monday when we texted her, she said, "I'll let you know early Wednesday what time whether I'm coming Thursday," promise she man. She wrote at half-past 1 p.m., really "early" man. We had asked her not to use the chemical that made us sick for 2 days, request we man. She wrote, "Hi, good morning, I'll use softer ones, I'll charge you $Many00-&-a-half," $i man. We replied that we would buy her something and pay $Many00 per our agreement, si man. We asked her to tell us what to buy, and how many, for our job, si man. She has not responded, no man. We wrote back to remind her of our agreement ($Many00), si man, and to ask again, si man. We told her that no one has used the jacuzzi or guest bathroom since her last visit, no man. We told her that we didn't want her touching dishes, beds, or garbage, our jobs man. We told her that we especially didn't want to be sick for 2 days from chemicals, no man. And she has never confirmed a time to come, no man. This maid was found, arranged for, and verbally contracted for by ex-Mrs.-T-B. on our behalf, si man. If we get no answer today, we're going to fire her, back to ground zero man. Advice (today) will be appreciated, si man.

Fire response precised in P-math, si and see and mamMany ma'am.

Tell your "friend" that, for me, computers and printers are instruments of work and torture. However, both Canon and Mac customer service are very good, once one gets through the long phone-holds.

Thrilling Tuesday report, see above man:

Down, boy...

Pulling for you.

Nice weasel!

Preach it, mah Sistuh, si man -- preach it, si Eh ma'am!

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Big news for NB!

In Arizona, bombshell new evidence of Maricopa County election wrongdoing [...] Kari Lake is fighting the good fight for the 2022 election—and today she released bombshell information about voting machine problems and bizarre signature analyses. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/01/in_arizona_bombshell_new_evidence_of_maricopa_county_election_wrongdoing.html