It is Wednesday... uh, actually Thursday... and thus time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke:
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STINGING AN IDIOT
A man came running to the doctor, shouting and screaming in pain. "Please, Doc -- you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."
"Don't worry," said the doctor. "I'll put some cream on it."
"You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."
"No, you don't understand," said the doctor. "I'll put some cream on the place where you were stung."
"Oh! It happened in the garden in back of my house."
"No, no no!" said the doctor, becoming frustrated. "I mean, on which part of your body did that bee sting you?"
"On my finger!" screamed the man, in pain. "The bee stung me on my finger, and it really hurts."
"Which one?" asked the doctor.
"How am I supposed to know? All the bees looked the same to me!"