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WCG just wrote, si man. His Many'th birthday is Friday, si man, and Mrs. WCG is arriving from London on that day, she man. Great way to celebrate, whee man.

WATCH: No 'Joy' in PA for Tim Walz As Reporter Spills Beans on How Campaign Shut Media Down [...] campaign staffers at the local level apparently have been told either to trail reporters when they're trying to talk to rally attendees or to cut them off completely (or both). [...] https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2024/09/04/tim-walz-treatment-of-repoters-in-pa-in-comparison-to-jd-vance-n2178918

An even better (?) story about this. ~~~~~~~~~~ North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un Executes 30 Officials After Flooding Kills 4,000 https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2024/09/04/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-executes-30-officials-after-flooding-kills-4000-n4932224

Kim Jong-un Executes Dozens of His Own Officials The Chagang Province of North Korea is a rural region along the central-western stretch of the country bordering China. Like many parts of the country, the people there have been living in near-famine conditions for several years now. As if they didn't have enough to worry about already, they were hammered with massive flooding over the course of the summer, leading to the deaths of thousands of residents. While news is slow to filter out of the hermit kingdom, it's now being revealed that North Korean tyrant Kim Jong-un quickly swooped into action in response to the plight of the people of Chagang Province. But he didn't send in any significant amounts of food and supplies or reconstruction crews to rebuild the region's infrastructure. Instead, he ordered as many as 30 local officials to be executed. The officials were charged with corruption and dereliction of duty. The executions were reportedly carried out without delay. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2024/09/04/kim-jong-un-executes-dozens-of-his-own-officials-n3794028

Greta Thunberg Arrested Again Normally, a story about Swedish "climate activist" Greta Thunberg being arrested at a protest amounts to little more than a dog-bites-man article. She's constantly getting hauled away by the authorities for the various disruptions she causes. This morning it happened again, this time in Copenhagen. But this latest arrest came with a bit of a twist. Typically, Thunberg is hauled in for climate change protests. But this week, the disruptions she caused had nothing to do with climate change as far as I can tell. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2024/09/04/greta-thunberg-arrested-again-n3794032

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: We did not leave the casa all day, no man. After being served breakfast, miu was majorly quiescent all day, quiescent miu man. Awoke an hour early to pitch-black "daylight," no see much we man. It soon began to monsoon, build an Ark man. Lunch was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, ingest we man. Much of afternoon was on phone calls to, from, & about Uncle T-B., scheduling man. Most of his casa-healthcare providers are just going through the motions, sigh man. Din-din was another expired Walmart beef-&-bean burrito, ingest we man. Nothing particular agenda'd or itineraried for Thursday, no man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling (?) Wednesday, report we man.

Tiananmen Tim Walz, our Manchurian VP candidate: Will he put China first or America first? The Manchurian Candidate, a term immortalized by the famous Cold War thriller, represents a political figure who is unwittingly brainwashed by a foreign power to undermine his own nation. While fiction often mirrors reality in unsettling ways, the story of Kamala Harris' pick for vice president, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, and his kowtowing relationship with China reads like a modern-day remake of that book and film. If elected, Mr. Walz would be the highest-ranking U.S. official ever with such extensive ties to China. And let's not be naive: China's influence operations are real, and they are pervasive. [...] https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2024/sep/3/tiananmen-tim-walz-our-manchurian-vp-candidate/

The Cartel Takeover in Colorado Is a Dispatch From the Future [...] Last week's headline reporting that a Venezuelan gang had taken over and terrorized an apartment complex in Aurora, Colorado, stunned observers and pierced through the "boiling frog" syndrome that often prevents U.S. media from accurately conveying the severity of the border crisis. The gang, Tren de Aragua, forcibly seized Aurora's Aspen Grove Apartments from its landlords and began patrolling the migrant-packed complex with high-powered weaponry, including AR-15s and AK-47s. The brazen nature of the takeover, common in Latin America but unprecedented in the United States, alarmed local citizens. One Aurora resident's comments to Fox News encapsulate the situation: "This is organized. They patrol the property with guns visibly, like they're not trying to hide them. There's no repercussion. These are ghosts." [...] https://www.theamericanconservative.com/the-cartel-takeover-in-colorado-is-a-dispatch-from-the-future/

How Close Is Iran to the Bomb? If Iran ever builds a nuclear bomb, then we'll be living in a drastically more dangerous world. For more than two decades, avoiding that reality has motivated American foreign policy, with decidedly mixed results. Now, recent activities at a secretive office inside Tehran's Ministry of Defense is stoking fears that we're far closer to that day than many experts understand. [...] https://www.thefp.com/p/how-close-is-iran-nuclear-bomb

Populism is laying waste to the German establishment 'A political earthquake.' 'Historic.' 'A mass rejection of our democratic state.' These are just some of the phrases that have been used to describe Sunday's elections in two eastern German states – Saxony and Thuringia. [...] https://www.spiked-online.com/2024/09/02/populism-is-laying-waste-to-the-german-establishment/

Thread is moved from the CR-1 Case Progress subforum to the CR-1 Process forum. USCIS thrives on the truth, so I recommend disclosure if disclosing such travel is asked for. If it isn't asked, don't volunteer it. Actually, questions first: Are you in the U.S. now? If so, what visa did you use to enter the U.S.?

It's Bush's Trump's fault.

Wow. And are you back from Asia? How was it?

Next will be the ghetto, then the cleansing of the ghetto...

"The enemy of her enemy is her friend."

It is Wednesday already -- and, to prompt approvals and positive progress (that is, if correlation = causation), here's our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================== I SUPPOSE THERE'S A PROBLEM A man went to the doctor, who diagnosed him as having hemorrhoids. The doctor prescribed him a suppository and told him to use up to two daily, as needed, until the problem subsided. The man had never used suppositories before, so he used them like he would any other pill -- he swallowed them. They were a bit big, but he managed. A few weeks later, the man called the doctor and asked for a refill. The surprised doctor asked, "Ran out? What are you doing -- eating them?" The man answered sarcastically, "No, Doc -- I'm sticking them up my butt."

LinkedIn Congratulates Man On 5 Years At Dead-End Job Without Killing Himself TROY, NY—Showering his screen with balloons and confetti while asking him to confirm the information was accurate, LinkedIn reportedly congratulated local man Steve Romano on Tuesday for reaching five years at his dead-end job without killing himself. "Great job, Steve! You've hit the five-year mark without a raise or promotion or even once running a razor across your wrists!" read the autogenerated message from the career-focused social media site, which also prompted [...] https://theonion.com/linkedin-congratulates-man-on-5-years-at-dead-end-job-without-killing-himself/

10 Ways Kamala Addresses Crowds Of Different Races At this point in the race, Kamala has made it abundantly clear that she is willing and able to deploy literally any accent under the sun she believes will win her votes. You may be wondering: how in the world does she do it? Well, never fear, for we public servants at the Babylon Bee have conducted a thorough journalistic investigation and discovered Kamala's top-secret notes for how to address each crowd she encounters. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/how-kamala-addresses-crowds-of-each-race

Are Your Apartment Neighbors Actually A Venezuelan Street Gang? Know The Signs Life as an apartment tenant can sometimes be full of various uncertainties and questions. "Will they raise my rent next year?" "Why is someone always taking my parking space?" "Are my neighbors actually a heavily armed Venezuelan street gang?" The Babylon Bee has attempted to help clear up some of this confusion with the following list of signs that you're living next door to a dangerous Venezuelan paramilitary group: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/are-your-neighbors-actually-a-venezuelan-street-gang-know-the-signs

Walt Disney World Updates Hall Of Presidents By Placing President Biden In Beach Chair ORLANDO — The Hall of Presidents attraction at Walt Disney World Resort has been updated with a more realistic Joe Biden animatronic that is vacationing while asleep in a beach chair. "When people think Biden — they think of an elderly man relaxing on a Delaware beach somewhere while the world burns," said Disney CEO Robert Iger. "We are proud of this true-to-life likeness." Imagineers reportedly visited President Biden and recorded real audio of him snoring for the attraction. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/Walt-Disney-World-Updates-Hall-Of-Presidents-By-Placing-President-Biden-In-Beach-Chair

Surprise! ~~~~~~~~~ Kamala Harris, Tim Walz, And Barack Obama Back Brazil-Style Censorship [...] Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris and vice presidential candidate Tim Walz both repeatedly endorsed the three main censorship tactics used by the Brazilian government: censorship of election "misinformation," de-platforming political opponents, and cross-platform bans, which ban a person not just from one social media platform but from many or even all of them. [...] https://x.com/shellenberger/status/1830742234561683628

This is worth reading and considering. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What Really Happened to JD Vance in Erie [...] Vance said that if he was going to discuss any questions related to Abbey Gate, "It's that Kamala Harris is so asleep at the wheel that she won't even do an investigation into what happened, and she wants to yell at Donald Trump because he showed up. ... She can go to hell." His remarks came in response to a reporter's question about an alleged incident that occurred when former President Donald Trump visited Arlington National Cemetery with family members of those who were killed in the attack. While the "go to hell" quip made headlines, it was all the other things Vance did last Wednesday and the groundswell of support he received that are important in understanding where voters' sentiments lie toward either ticket. [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/salenazito/2024/09/04/what-really-happened-to-jd-vance-in-erie-n2644270

Thanks, Border Czar Kamala! 75 Percent of Arrests in NYC Are Illegal Immigrants Remember when the Left insisted that illegal immigrants commit far fewer crimes than American citizens? Ya know, if you ignore the fact that 100% of them have broken immigration laws. But we apparently don't enforce those anymore. In Aurora, Colorado we've seen Venezuelan gangs take over apartment buildings and now they're doing the same thing in Chicago, Illinois. Seems newsy. So does this: [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/09/03/nyc-75-of-arrests-are-illegals-n2400459

Tulsi Gabbard Expertly Reminds Dana Bash Who Should ACTUALLY be the Focus of the Arlington Story (WATCH) Tulsi Gabbard has had quite enough and she is pushing back on the nonsense. This is a must watch. [...] https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2024/09/03/tulsi-dana-bash-trump-arlington-n2400500

Country-specific thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the Mexico/Latin/South America regional forum.