It is Sunday -- time for our approval-evoking, good-news-prompting Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke:
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TYPICAL DAY AT THE FARM
A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9 years old, opened it.
"Is your dad or mom home?" asked the farmer.
"No; they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No; he went with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy said, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant."
The boy thought for a moment, then said, "You'll have to talk to my dad about that. I know he charges $50 for the bulls and $15 for the boars, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."