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She could have a lucrative export business...

Then worth an upvote for the extra ridiculosity, LB ma'am!

You raise your prices right now, young lady!

Sad: YouTuber MrBeast Spends Millions Curing Blind People When He Could've Sent Another Tank To Ukraine U.S. — Famous YouTube personality MrBeast is being criticized after his latest YouTube video revealed he had spent millions to pay for surgeries to cure blindness in 1000 patients — money that could have been used to send more tanks and artillery to Ukraine. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-mr-beast-spends-millions-curing-blind-people-when-he-couldve-sent-another-tank-to-ukraine

Miracle: Biden Ends Same COVID Pandemic For The Third Time WASHINGTON, D.C. — First, there were the loaves and the fishes. Then came the Trump Presidency. Now, the United States has been blessed to witness another miracle, as President Biden has ended the same COVID-19 pandemic three times in a row. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/miracle-biden-ends-the-same-covid-19-pandemic-three-times

Trump Expected To Announce New Nickname For Nikki Haley On February 15th MAR-A-LAGO — Former President Donald Trump teased today that he will be dropping a devastating new nickname for Nikki Haley come February 15th. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-expected-to-announce-new-nickname-for-nikki-haley-on-february-15th

CNN To Consult With Biden On Getting Away With Completely Fabricated Stories WASHINGTON, DC — According to several sources, CNN has reached out to President Joe Biden for a consultation on how to make up stories and still escape being branded as deceptive. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-to-consult-with-biden-on-getting-away-with-completely-fabricated-stories

Everyone Ordered To Pay Everyone Reparations As Every Race Owned Every Race At Some Point WASHINGTON, DC — In a stunning development sure to cause significant controversy around the globe, every human being on earth has been ordered to make financial reparations payments to every other human being in the world due to the fact that at some point in history, every people group owned slaves from another people group. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/everyone-ordered-to-pay-everyone-reparations-as-every-race-owned-every-race-at-some-point

Biden Shows Off New Electric Car That Can Hold Over 17 Boxes Of Classified Documents WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden took to the streets of D.C. today to promote a brand new electric car, capable of holding at least seventeen boxes of highly-classified documents. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-shows-off-new-electric-car-that-can-hold-over-17-boxes-of-classified-documents

The only thing that matters is power.

It is Wednesday, and time for our approval-evoking, good-news-prompting, forget-one's-struggling Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================ KING OF THE JUNGLE A proud lion spotted a chimpanzee and roared, "Who is the king of the jungle?" "You are, mighty lion!" said the trembling chimp. Next, the lion stopped a zebra. "Who is the king of the jungle?" "Y-y-you are!" stammered the zebra. Feeling cocky, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and demanded, "Who is the king of the jungle?" The unfazed elephant snatched up the lion with its trunk, slammed him against a tree a dozen times, and stomped off. The dazed lion shouted after him, "Just because you don't know the answer doesn't mean that you have to get nasty about it!"

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Did not leave casa all day, handle admin stuff we man. Verrrry cold outside but no frozen precipitation, Texas weather sometimes Many man. Lunch was some shredded beef brisket donated by Mama T-B., ingest we man. Din-din was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man. SWAT-Team-level party with the rubias commences imminently, uninhibited raucous we man.

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Our Future Leaders: 22-Year-Old Destroys $8K Worth of Equipment When He Can't Leave Work Early The news website Sebastian Daily reports that earlier this month, 22-year-old Carlos Morales wanted to clock out early from his shift at a Wendy's in Palm Bay, FL. His manager said no, and Morales began to argue with the supervisor. It reached the point that the manager told Morales to go ahead and leave. But by then, the young man's fury had reached its apex. He had been triggered. https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/lincolnbrown/2023/01/30/our-future-leaders-22-year-old-destroys-8k-worth-of-equipment-when-he-cant-leave-work-early-n1666420

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If so, whoops...

Brilliant reasoning. Absolutely brilliant.

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Saw that. Regardless of facts, we must all be officially compelled to buy & drive EVs.

Posted on Saturday in the "Biden Tanking" thread: https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/01/28/who-could-have-predicted-it-the-new-cbpone-system-is-saturated-and-its-chaos-n527026

Payday Loan Center Sets Up Shop In Egg Aisle BRANSON, MO — The cost of groceries has continued to rise, despite the Biden Administration's concerted effort to reduce inflation by printing money. In fact, prices have now increased to the point that a Payday Loan Center was seen setting up shop in the egg aisle of a local grocery store. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/payday-loan-center-sets-up-shop-in-egg-aisle

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Not the Babylon Bee, either... that assistant principal has egg on face now, at minimum. This shows the ignorance toward immigration that's out there.