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Isn't this illegal, such as in 25-to-Life?

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]

These don't count as cosmetics or "girl stuff."

Two husbands were talking. One said, "How did your wife's mud facial treatment work out?" The other said, "She looked great for 3 days... and then the mud fell off."

I go for this. For example, when I travel and get a rental car, I decline the insurance that the rental company offers in favor of my own policy. The analogy may not be exact, but that's my conclusion. I fully agree with Cathi that you should shop around. Insurance agents everywhere are motivated to sell policies and get renewals, so find an honest and experienced one who will help you.

So reliable... I hate this as a rationale for publishing a "news" story.

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It's early, but any news?

Wonderful! Good for you.

Interesting. Comments?

This is remarkably frank. Comments?

Latest 'Gold Standard' Review Puts The Final Nail In The Coffin For Masks The Cochrane Review's latest examination of a plethora of masking and other Covid intervention studies conducted before and during the Covid-19 pandemic should put the final nail in the coffin of the belief that widespread masking could have altered the trajectory of the outbreak. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scottmorefield/2023/02/05/latest-gold-standard-review-puts-the-final-nail-in-the-coffin-for-masks-n2619180

The COVID-19 Select Subcommittee Will Give Long-Overdue Answers to the American People https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2023/02/05/the-covid-19-select-subcommittee-will-give-long-overdue-answers-to-the-american-people-n699158

Which of these do we like best? https://hotair.com/david-strom/2023/02/05/sunday-smiles-10-n528455

Every guy has probably found himself with one at some point...

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Briefly considered one or both Sunday ESs, but passed, uninspired we man. Left casa on one combined errand, see man: (1) gas the T-B.-mobile, and (2) procure 2 "loaded breakfast sandwiches" from Jack in the Box* *WUOC expiring Monday, financially savvy we man Said procurement served as breakfast/lunch/din-din, fiscally prudent we man. Miu kept pestering us for breakfast/brunch/lunch/midafternoon snack/din-din/nighttime snack, insistent miu man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came with Mini-B. at the usual time, start of Two Guys week man. AFV was postponed for an hour, stupid sports special man. Texas weather Many, glorious man. We all played basketball on back patio, play we and wee and ex-she man. Then we remembered the football that we had bought** for Mini-B. the other day, remember we man. **at "One-Cent-Less-Than-a-Dollar Cents Only," a lie for many months man Mini-B. was delighted, switch gears wee man. We played football in back yard*** for some time, play we and wee and ex-she man. ***on our freshly mowed lawn, this is precisely why we kill ourself doing it man At dark, we all came in for snacks, enter and ingest we and wee and ex-she man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had let her hair go curly again, like old times man. This and the activity reminded us of the best times of old times, reminisce we man. We need to find ourself a compatible rubia, conclude we man. Mini-B. continues to marvel at the width of his new full bed, marvel wee man. We must de-dish the warsher, late with dishing it man. Will serve Mini-B. corn dogs**** for breakfast, good start to Two Guys week man. ****one of the major food groups, indisputably man

Guys have a maximum of 6 things in their bathrooms: -- a toothbrush -- toothpaste -- a razor -- shaving cream -- a bar of -- and a towel from a Holiday Inn. Chicas, conversely, have a minimum of 439 things in their bathrooms... very few of which a guy could identify.

Plain old Vaseline works just fine.

I shall redouble my efforts to post the most effective jokes.

Go to the "Cat Barf, Si Man" thread in the Polls forum and see how the AI responds.

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U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine "We sent a strong message to China," said Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin. "So long as the spy balloon stayed over America, we had peace. But the moment that spy balloon got a little too close to Ukraine - boom! We had to take it out." https://babylonbee.com/news/us-vows-to-shoot-down-chinese-spy-balloon-the-second-it-crosses-into-ukraine

It is Sunday, time at last for our highly necessary Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ======================================= IT'S GOING TO COST YOU... One day, while walking through the Garden of Eden, Adam looked up to Heaven and spoke to God. "Father, this place is great, but there is one thing missing," he said. "What is that, my son?" God asked. "Well, it would be nice to have a mate; I'm awfully lonely down here, and all the other animals have mates but me. All I'm asking for is: a creature more beautiful than the Garden, one who likes making love like I do, never has a headache, and who will cook, clean, and be at my beck and call morning, noon, and night," pleaded Adam. And God said, "That's a tall order, although perhaps I have just such a creature in mind. However, it's going to cost you big-time." "Really? How much?" asked Adam. "An arm and a leg," replied God. Adam thought this over, and then asked, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"