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Because everyone here deserves to laugh beyond our excellent and hilarious jokes, here's a one-time bonus suggestion: 1. Go to YouTube 2. Search "British highschoolers react to Bri'ish memes" 3. Play it 4. Search "British highschoolers react to Bri'ish memes Part 2" 5. Play it Now back to topic.

Sunday! Time for our eagerly awaited Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Peg listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He said to the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently, and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?" The rest of the story is not pleasant.

Hell Finally Gets Chick-Fil-A, But It Will Only Serve Cauliflower Sandwiches https://babylonbee.com/news/hell-gets-a-chick-fil-a-but-it-will-only-serves-cauliflower-sandwiches

Let’s Pay Attention To The Experts Who Challenged The COVID Narrative Near the end of year three of dealing with COVID-19, much more is known about the efficacy of the new mRNA vaccines and their safety profile. This post sums up the information and concerns that multiple physicians have offered, all leading to one conclusion: the vaccine program needs to be stopped due to both safety concerns and lack of efficacy. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2023/02/lets_pay_attention_to_the_experts_who_challenged_the_covid_narrative.html

Not the Babylon Bee, either!

You're fine.

This stuff makes me feel uneasy. Comments?

Separate residence and intense marriage counseling. ------- Thread is moved from the Moving to the US forum to the Effects of Major Family Changes forum.

Talking to everyone.

Thread is moved to the "What Visa" forum.

Jonathan Turley (wow).

Read. All.

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Disgusting.

Chick-Fil-A Courts Godless Heathen Community With Cauliflower Sandwich https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-courts-godless-heathen-community-with-cauliflower-sandwich

U.S. Retaliates For Chinese Spy Balloon By Releasing Spy Inflatable Flailing Arm Tube Man https://babylonbee.com/news/us-retaliates-for-chinese-spy-balloon-by-releasing-spy-inflatable-flailing-arm-tube-man

Thrilling Friday report, see man: Mini-B. a morning expert at hilarious British impersonations, talented wee man. Mama T-B. in different back-pain now, frustrated senior she man. Lunch (in small town of the Many'rd ES) was 2 good/filling/cheap chili dogs, ingest we man. Got couple of non-urgent items at Aldi for Mama T-B., dutiful we man. Made mistake of offering to drop them off on our way back from ES-ing, we man. Mama T-B. kept us for some time for these reasons, see man: 1. Have us read the side effects of her recent prescriptions, microscopic boilerplate man 2. Describe current pain, wouldn't listen to us man Many. Lecture us about Uncle T-B., monitor we senior he man man Many. Lecture us about minutiae of our existence, man We barely had time to return to casa for much-needed siesta, truncated zzz we man. Din-din was air-fried Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. wanted to go to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to play on his PSMany (PS[2+2+1]), desirous wee man. We spent too long there, bored and off-dozing we man. Returned to casa, Two Guys man. Consumed ice cream & cookies, ingest Two Guys man. Had movie night, The Twilight Zone episodes man. Consumed Many (2+1) bowls Costco popcorn, ingest Two Guys man. Prepped Mini-B. for bed, prep wee man for zzz man. Watched late TV news, late-stay-upping wee man. Put Mini-B. to bed, zzz wee man. Party with the rubias begins imminently, cavort we man.

Friday ES report, see man: We itineraried & attended Many (2+1) ESs, not geographically compatible man. The take, see man: -- toucans chicken noodle soup, onecan green beans = $2, steal man -- Old Spice deodorant stick, no-name deodorant spray, tupacs Many-inch dinner plates = $Many ($2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ----- Belated Thursday report, see man: Mama T-B. feeling better enough to lecture us about several items, normalcy man. Lunch was a Subway WUOC, financially savvy we man. Deposited check for $Many,000,000,000,000 in Pre-Owned Toilet Seat* income, $i man. *buy yours today, si man Argued with Mini-B. why store-brand cookies just as good as expensive name-brand cookies, sorely mal-educated wee man. Compromised with (beastly expensive) name-brand Oreos, birthday-cake flavor man. Consumed half of respective pints of ice cream, ingest Two Guys man. Cookies actually quite good, ingest some we man and ingest Many wee man. Must educate Mini-B. about $aving by purcha$ing $tore brand$, shake head we man regarding wee man.

"Loca" if a girl.